As a wise man (Lemmy) once said, the Ramones can't play no high school dance, but they played pretty much everywhere else in a career that spanned three decades. Even though they never scored a smash hit, everyone knows A LOT of Ramones songs and they became beloved rock royalty.

SHOW NOTES

• Origins of the band's name (Richard's Choice)
• Replacement Ramones (Michael's Choice)
• Learning to play "Blitzkrieg Bop" on the bass (Richard's Choice)
• Exceptionally fast performances of "Blitzkrieg Bop" (Michael's Choice)
• "Rock and Roll High School" (Richard's Choice)
• Joey Ramone's singing stance (Michael's Choice)
• The Ramones vs. Phil Spector (Richard's Choice)
• Gabba Gabba Hey! (Michael's Choice)