Revenge: a dish best served cold. But it's pretty good piping hot as well. Just don't serve it at room temperature – when you do that, the revenge starts to congeal and it just turns gross.

We'd like to swear our revenge on our enemies, because that sounds like fun, but unfortunately, we don't have any enemies. We'd like some, though, so if you would like to be the Mt. Rushmore Podcast's bitter rival, please let us know.

Meanwhile, while we wait for someone to wrong us so we can exact our sweet justice, enjoy this week's new episode, where we talk about other people who were able to get revenge in ways big and small.

SHOW NOTES

• Dave Carroll, aka "United Breaks Guitars" (Richard's Choice)
• The Trump Presidency (Michael's Choice)
• "The Shawshank Redemption" (Richard's Choice)
• Lorena Bobbitt (Michael's Choice)
• "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover" (Richard's Choice)
• "Fish Called Wanda" (Michael's Choice)
• Pierre Picaud (Richard's Choice)
• "The Stars My Destination" (Michael's Choice)