Muffed Movies

Dave Stecco and Sophie Shrand rejoin Mark in a joyous muffing of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Return to our enchanting version of Middle Earth where footless Hobblets struggle, mask-wearing Gollums belt showtunes, and flaxen-haired heroes examine broaches for a bit.

This is part one of a two-part episode.

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This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Hark! Grant Howitt (Game designer/England's Finest Son) Introduces Dottore to the boundless glory of British culture in this special bonuts episode. Grab a pint of best, a block of Weetabix and listen to the mellifluous lilt of a man who interviewed Hulk Hogan!

Segments:

1. What's all this then? - Prime Ministers and pig porking

2. How's your father? - "Taking the piss" and "Blimey"

3. Crusty jugglers - Wyverns

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please show your tortoise-like team spirit by supporting Grant's Kickstarter for his new game, Unbound RPG!

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Matt Young (Hello from the Magic Tavern, Improvised Star Trek, Improvised Shakespeare Co.) and Dottore learn about memory, pledge allegiances, and award each other medals. Thanks to BPC Reader ArkInBlack for writing in! Mushashi!

This episode is sponsored by the heroic nobles at Basecamp.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Dave Stecco (Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) rejoins Mark to complete Martin Scorsese's cautionary tale of organized crime and timestream mismanagement. Remember kids, crooks are shnooks!

This is part two of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the party consiglieri at Jackbox.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi.

Steph Spence (champion of environmental science and writer for Our Fair City) waxes catastrophical about the mysterious and alarming phenomenon of colony collapse disorder. Coruscant stumps Steph. Dottore diagnoses Martha Stewart with the MILF virus. And we continue to misunderstand and butter up the exotic British.

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon.

"Every spoonful of honey that you put in your mouth is stolen from a hardworking bee."

Dave Stecco (of the Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) joins Mark in taking a comedic torch to that glimmering shinebox of a biopic - Goodfellas. So polish your wingtips, gas up the Coupe DeVille, and get ready for a MATHAH FACKIN ride through the world of organized crime!

This is part one of a two-part episode.

This episode is sponsored by the goodfellas and goodgals at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi.

Kogepan means burnt bread and is also a wonderful animated character in Japan, but has nothing to do with this episode. Alas.

Hello readers! Game designer and all-around-fun-guy Grant Howitt returns to walk Dottore through the Mall of the Imagination. Uncover shops' insidious strategies to sucker you out of your cash. The glittering freshwater of knowledge lies just beyond the maze of mall minotaurs, carnivorous trucks, and robotic lady-gardens. Double canes!

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please support our friend Rob Shumate as he fights lymphoma! https://www.crowdrise.com/helpsupportrobshumat

If you're reading this podcast in March of 2016, then check out Grant Howitt's Kickstarter of his role playing game, Chronicle!

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Your Christmas gift came early this year! Part 2 of Andy and Mark's It's A Wonderful Life parody is replete with necromancy, child-punting, and all the usual bullshit that you've come to expect from us.

This is also Andy's final episode on Muffed Movies! Be sure to thank him for his valorous service and check out his future endeavors on his blog, Big Games with Ace. Thanks for all the good times Andy!

This is part two of a two-part episode. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be released in late December.

This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

It's a Wonderful Life was produced by Liberty Films and distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Remington Cleve, host of the I Made You a Mixtape podcast and creator of the Dessert First Network unleashes the music in Dottore's heart - and an alarming, tuburculoid lung-illness. Tangents about as these fellows crack each other up and sometimes teach you how sound works. Sorry dead people.

This ep is sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Andy and Mark get a head start on the holidays with this heart-muffing improvisation of It's a Wonderful Life. Chock full of horcruxes, stuttering, and Mark's inane 90s music references, this is a nugget of joy you won't soon destroy. Wait. Also Andy makes a very important announcement!

This is part one of a two-part episode. Part two will drop in December. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be released in late November, if you nasty.

This episode is sponsored by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Force, an intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam! Thanks Iron Galaxy!

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

It's a Wonderful Life was produced by Liberty Films and distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.