Muffed Movies

By Mark SoloffComedy TV & Film

Muffed Movies episodes

June 30, 2015 Episode 37: Illusion My Mind w/ Grant Howitt
Games designer Grant Howitt Skypes in from New Jork to wax perceptual with his favorite Man of Science. These clever lads serve up some tasty tricks to confuse your senses and Grant expounds upon why happem. Zombles, chainsaw Sally, and an unorthodox way to keep a bear nest clean are all waiting for your drinker's ears. Better stretch first. Surprise Finale! This episode concludes Season 1 of Blastropodcast. Blastropodcast Season 2 will begin in October, 2015. Don't worry, my precious gentle darlings, Muffed Movies will continue to come out twice a month until then. Learn more about Grant here. The intro to this episode was righteously sound designed by friend of the show, Keith Hand. Thanks Keith! This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards! Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative. Thanks thing...? The file DescenteInfinie.ogg was played in this episode as an example of "the Shepard tone". This file was created by Wikimedia Commons user Gloumouth1 and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.
1 hr 14 min
June 15, 2015 Alien pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
Mark and Andy resume their ominous journey through the dripping corridors of the classic sci-fi horror film, Alien. With a bloodthirsty xenomorph running amok (and a mysterious Swiss painter scuttling about the ducts) is there any hope for this vocally malleable crew? Social mores! Immolations! And a truly problematic freestyle rap about Mark's father.

This is part two of a two-part episode. If you haven't yet, go listen to the first one! We'll wait...

This episode is sponsored by Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.

50 min
May 30, 2015 Episode 36: Personality Tusts
Kat Evans iron-fists her way into the podchamber once again to discuss personality tests. Get scandalized by hip flexors, dongles, and jiggers! Try to understand Kat's inexplicable and terrifying jack-in-the-box bit. And then let us ruin Black Swan for you (though we've never seent it). Enjoy!

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
51 min
May 16, 2015 Alien pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!
Andy and Mark deliver a tour de force muffing of the iconic sci-fi horror film, Alien. Bounty hunters! Blowjies! And the rise of the dreaded dirt shark! Hold onto your ducks, because this is going to be a bumpy ride.

This is part one of a two-part episode. Ya hoid?

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Alien is property of 20th Century Fox.
47 min
April 30, 2015 Episode 35: Ghosts (almosts)
Annelise Fabian defends her belief in ghosts against Dottore's relentless skepticism. Is there science behind specters? Who knows?! This episode is too full of rampage and rambunctiousness to pin down the truth on spooks. Join us as we enjoy song, swine, and salameters!
44 min
April 15, 2015 Top Gub pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
Andy and Mark soar like two adorable baby geese on the wings of comedy as they complete the tale of Top Gun. Reckless romance! Turncoat Soviets! Light necromancy! And finally Andy reveals the last refuge of a scoundrel...

This is part two of a two-part episode. (Twice the muffing, half the stuffing)

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Top Gun is property of Paramount Pictures.
50 min
March 30, 2015 Top Gub pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!
Mark and Andy strap on their goggles and take to the skies while muffing the classic 1986 action film, Top Gun. Along the way they'll encounter a sentient Game Boy, mysterious wizards, and more baby birds than anyone expected! This is part one of a two-part episode. (Too big to be enjoyed honey, mmm!)

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. Top Gun is property of Paramount Pictures.
55 min
March 15, 2015 Episode 34: Video James w/ Nerd Outcast Podcast
Dottore interviews Chris Bashen (Nerd Outcast Podcast) about the intricacies of video games. Where did they come from? Why do we play them? And are they simply waking dreams, pyrric victories, if you will?

Also - falsetto singing! Rock smashing! And an uncharacteristically voyeuristic Podchamber!

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
50 min
January 25, 2015 The Fellowship of the Ring - A Muffed Movies Special!
Special guest Sophie Shrand joins Mark and Andy in muffing Peter Jackson's film adaptation of Tolkien's classic. Incognito party-Wraiths! Balrog Lando! And old-man Mark referencing Pearl Jam just often enough!

This is a non-commercial fan production. The Fellowship of the Ring was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distribued by New Line Cinema.
1 hr 34 min
January 24, 2015 Episode 33: Fractal Rock
Kaye Straub, 2014 Champion of the Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers, weighs in on religion, gender, and what's awesome about math.

Plus: vampiric Mandel-Bits! Snatch-chats! And a special appearance by Macho Ma'am Candy Savage herself!

We may also talk briefly about fractals somewhere around the 24 minute mark as well.
52 min