Mum’s Friend Energy

Mum’s Friend Energy

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Mum’s Friend Energy episodes

  • Does Daddy Need His Bum-Bum Wiped?

    A lovely afternoon out on Day Release with your favourite crew - You, the people you get paid to protect, and various Police. Make sure you catered enough subway style sandwiches and RC Colas, because this could be the spontaneous group sex event you were waiting for, and group sex events don't happen without catering. 

    42 min
  • That's How You Know Santa is Coming
    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the streets
    All the buttpigs were snoring, they'd et too much cheese;
     
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    and so was St. Nicholas, rock hard in the air;
     
    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    and they're not involved in this, don't be a pest;
     
    Leather-mum in her apron, and I in my mask,
    and when I say chimney, I do mean my ass;
     
    Our reverie disturbed by an outside noise,
    I sprang from my sling as I was expecting the boys;
     
    Away to the window I ran like an ox,
    My christmas baubles wobbling like michael j fox;
     
    When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
    But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer,
    Or maybe just twinks in a leather veneer,
     
    I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick,
    Based on the white pubes and the jolly red... Look I think you know where I'm going with this. A lot of the original poem is quite gay anyway, I suggest you go read that one. Merry Christmas.
    43 min
  • With a Man Who Liked Nickelback

    It's Christmas so you get double of everything, whether you like it or not! This is way too aggressive but I just fell down a hill, which is one of my special interests.

     

    Sophie edited this one, that's why it sucks! Haha nah. My new years resolution is to be more of an unneccessary jerk to everyone but offset it by smelling a lot better.


    Wild times.

    CMAO (its lmao but for crying, tell your children)

    55 min
  • I Just Want Chicken & Money

    You re-emerge from the treeline, dirty and exultant. A late-afternoon-leisurely-walk through the countryside gone wrong; It was a week ago when you began licking the sap off the bark. You've changed names and personality since then. Enter the workplace with your new found rusticism, or die in transit from complications caused by the city-born pathogens.

    35 min
  • This is the Worst Episode

    Make the best of a mid thing, and no complaining. There are starving children in rural Ethiopia who would love to be able to listen to all the podcasts you do. Be grateful and never, ever hold your favourite creators accountable. For anything.

    1 hr 8 min
  • That's Where They Keep It

    A late, late, late lunch. On a different day even. When the restaurant is closed. And the friend you were going to meet for a meal died years ago in a boating accident. 


    Does food even exist anymore? Dab some protein wisps under your olfactory avenues and close your eyes, remembering the simpler times, when people were people and cakes were cakes.

    56 min
  • Looking Forward to it Sweetie

    A journal entry you found in an abandoned boatshed, on a springtime ramble you turned into a forage.


    Does that sentence mean anything? I need more sleep and employees. So far I've achieved none of either.

    Take a page out of my book and eat it with relish. I have more books, and I have a relish guy (I live in Tasmania, you need a relish guy here).

    53 min
  • I Don't Want Jesus Near My Crack

    An Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response to being pushed down a stair case.

    In the words of Trent Reznor - "I hurt myself today/to see if I still feel" - and in the words of Sophie Ellis-Bextor - "Why does it feel so good?"

    53 min

About Mum’s Friend Energy

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Hints of ethically ambiguous conversation, sexually charged giggling, and fresh strawberries.