Murder She Rolled

It's the mid-season finale, and the pieces are finally starting to come together. What happened to Lucky? And what role does Dr. Kravitz play in it? How will Zippy, Posey, and Stick escape the Screamers closing in on them? What secrets lie in the vault??

This episode contains extreme gore, vomit-inducing transformations, and a half-elf with a mouth that's forgotten he's not a sailor anymore. Listener discretion advised.

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Oh boy. This is the big one, folks. Decisions were made last episode, and we all get to pay for them now. Posey and Zippy get smashed (like the alcohol-kind. And maybe the gory kind too, listen and see I guess), Stick and Delilah have a warm, heartfelt conversation, and Lucky meets his hero.

This episode includes flesh monsters, graphic violence, too many ribcages, a genuinely traumatic penultimate scene, and diving into the Glory Hole (Not like that though. It's worse, actually). Listener discretion strongly advised.

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Everyone is best friends with each other and open and loving and trusting and kind.

Delilah doesn't seem to have anything going wrong internally, which is great for the party. Lucky isn't a horrifying monster from beyond the stars, so nothing to potentially grapple with there. Posey has legs (as usual), and Zippy never gets tired of being surrounded by incompetence. And even if all of those statements were lies, at least the party stuck together, right?

This episode contains very abrupt , bloody murder, brainstem fusing, and pie recipes. Listener discretion advised.

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Delilah is so smart guys. She's educated. She reads. You can tell by the way she always does the smartest thing.

Posey, Zippy, Lucky and Stick get to deal with a lot of consequences of Delilah's genius this episode. It's super-easy, and goes really really well. Almost nobody even dies!

This episode has combat, swearing, self-harm, foul language, titanic idiocy, more swearing, and some swearing.

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Zippy, Delilah and Posey have to get through a maze. Lucky charges headlong into, over, and partially through, danger. Stick goes along for the ride.

Zippy also does something so incredible that David briefly quits the podcast. And playing D&D at all. Delilah wants to do something bad and possibly dumb. Posey talks her down. Lucky and Stick speed-run the previous episode in reverse, but only after the least scary, but most gross pole-vault in human (half-elven & halfling) history.

This episode features a "Meat Channel" but it's worse than you think. There's also blood and gore, disturbing descriptions of things, and general ick-factor.

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Delilah and Posey get stuck down a shaft (ew, not like that!) and Lucky, Zippy and Stick sneak through a room. But it's a SCARY room!

Zippy also does something so incredible that her companions don't even notice, Delilah shares a feeling (gasp) Lucky doesn't (double-gasp) and Posey has incredible emotional intelligence (yawn.)

This episode swears, overwrought emotions, vomit-y sounds, gore, innuendos, outuendos, and Milton.

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The Dead-tectives (eh. needs work) are attacked by a screamer. They search up some new mysteries. Lucky is emotionally vulnerable for once, and no one cares. Delilah is emotionally mature for once, and everyone is confused. Stick and Posey just deal with things, and Zippy learns something new and exciting (and possibly disgusting? Sorry, no kink-shaming here) about herself.

This episode contains sucking (not that kind,) cutting (not self-harm,) flailing tentacles (not that kind,) flame-seared half-elf,  and copious gore.

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This was going to be a Patreon-exclusive mini-campaign, but we decided that you all need to hear the beginnings of the show! But first, a little backstory:

When David and Alan decided to make this show, they put their heads together to try to cast people that they knew, that they knew were funny, and that they thought would play off each other in surprising and interesting ways.

Once they put together our list of people they wanted, they were thrilled when they all said "yes!" immediately. But then David & Alan got really nervous about actually getting them in a room together and recording the show. Especially since several of the cast had never played D&D before. But David has run and perfected this haunted house mini-campaign several times, and thought it would make a great audition. So everyone came over to Alan's basement, sat down, and 10 minutes later started recording this gem.

Ten minutes into the campaign, David & Alan shared a look. This cast is perfect.

Content Warning: 
Murder She Rolled Haunted House is a spooky, bloody, gory, sweaty podcast for mature ghosts and ghouls. 
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Back in the real world, the crew learns more about Mother Death's machinations, Miriam's kinks, and how screwed up the whole system is, maaaaan. Stick shares what details he can with the crew. Delilah is just so angry.

And they arrive at the Fortress of the Forgotten Sun. It's unpleasant.

This episode contains a hog-tied Elder Being, profanity, gore, wriggling, and a very frank, profane discussion of Disney Princess fashion.

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The Ferryman takes his fee and leaves. Our adventurers execute a perfect training montage! They take a slight detour on their way to the Fortress of the Forgotten Sun, and Stick learns a lot more about his companions than he bargained for.

Things get hot and heavy for Lucky, but maybe not as hot as someone would have wanted. You'll have to listen to find out. 

This episode contains adult language, frank discussions of potentially off-putting sexuality, and several stick-based genitalia jokes. Also, Lucky curses like a sailor.


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