Murder She Rolled

Zippy, Delilah and Posey have to get through a maze. Lucky charges headlong into, over, and partially through, danger. Stick goes along for the ride.

Zippy also does something so incredible that David briefly quits the podcast. And playing D&D at all. Delilah wants to do something bad and possibly dumb. Posey talks her down. Lucky and Stick speed-run the previous episode in reverse, but only after the least scary, but most gross pole-vault in human (half-elven & halfling) history.

This episode features a "Meat Channel" but it's worse than you think. There's also blood and gore, disturbing descriptions of things, and general ick-factor.

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Delilah and Posey get stuck down a shaft (ew, not like that!) and Lucky, Zippy and Stick sneak through a room. But it's a SCARY room!

Zippy also does something so incredible that her companions don't even notice, Delilah shares a feeling (gasp) Lucky doesn't (double-gasp) and Posey has incredible emotional intelligence (yawn.)

This episode swears, overwrought emotions, vomit-y sounds, gore, innuendos, outuendos, and Milton.

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The Dead-tectives (eh. needs work) are attacked by a screamer. They search up some new mysteries. Lucky is emotionally vulnerable for once, and no one cares. Delilah is emotionally mature for once, and everyone is confused. Stick and Posey just deal with things, and Zippy learns something new and exciting (and possibly disgusting? Sorry, no kink-shaming here) about herself.

This episode contains sucking (not that kind,) cutting (not self-harm,) flailing tentacles (not that kind,) flame-seared half-elf,  and copious gore.

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This was going to be a Patreon-exclusive mini-campaign, but we decided that you all need to hear the beginnings of the show! But first, a little backstory:

When David and Alan decided to make this show, they put their heads together to try to cast people that they knew, that they knew were funny, and that they thought would play off each other in surprising and interesting ways.

Once they put together our list of people they wanted, they were thrilled when they all said "yes!" immediately. But then David & Alan got really nervous about actually getting them in a room together and recording the show. Especially since several of the cast had never played D&D before. But David has run and perfected this haunted house mini-campaign several times, and thought it would make a great audition. So everyone came over to Alan's basement, sat down, and 10 minutes later started recording this gem.

Ten minutes into the campaign, David & Alan shared a look. This cast is perfect.

Content Warning: 
Murder She Rolled Haunted House is a spooky, bloody, gory, sweaty podcast for mature ghosts and ghouls. 
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Back in the real world, the crew learns more about Mother Death's machinations, Miriam's kinks, and how screwed up the whole system is, maaaaan. Stick shares what details he can with the crew. Delilah is just so angry.

And they arrive at the Fortress of the Forgotten Sun. It's unpleasant.

This episode contains a hog-tied Elder Being, profanity, gore, wriggling, and a very frank, profane discussion of Disney Princess fashion.

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The Ferryman takes his fee and leaves. Our adventurers execute a perfect training montage! They take a slight detour on their way to the Fortress of the Forgotten Sun, and Stick learns a lot more about his companions than he bargained for.

Things get hot and heavy for Lucky, but maybe not as hot as someone would have wanted. You'll have to listen to find out. 

This episode contains adult language, frank discussions of potentially off-putting sexuality, and several stick-based genitalia jokes. Also, Lucky curses like a sailor.


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Zippy is hungover. Posey sees what things in the water. Lucky continues to not believe in things. Delilah worries about her own mental health. And Stick probably should worry about his own mental health more. 

The Ferryman takes his payment, in the form of scary stories from our adventurers. 

This episode features spooky ships, tragic and gruesome bear rampages, a scary doll, haunted forests, and the annihilation of an entire village. Also, Lucky curses like a sailor.

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Zippy says some things she maybe shouldn't have, and Canterbury falls to chaos. The gang's only escape is aboard Stick's *borrowed* boat, but do they know the way out? And do they know what waits in the water?

This episode features reanimated corpses, bar fights, covers of songs you weren't allowed to listen to as a kid, and swamp entities untethered by time. It's gross. You'll love it.

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The Emissary is defeated! Delilah's dad loses his Zad. The murder crew learns where they have to go next. An impromptu travel song happens. Lucky goes shopping. Zippy gets hammered (again). And Delilah and Posey peer into the future.

This episode features fashion faux-pas, addiction, gross eyeball stuff, old ladies, and non-sexy sexy talk.
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Delilah finds her murderer. Richard finds he can't hide his dirty little secret. Zippy and Posey find each other in the comfort of a mech-suit. Lucky finds that coolness just isn't enough sometimes. And Edwin finds a new playmate, inside his brain.
Then the Emissary of Caiphon finds everyone, and it gets real spicy.

This episode features swears, dead bodies, reanimated dead bodies, shocking violence. not-so-shocking violence, a real zaddy moment, and rage.
It's gross. You'll love it. 
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