In this action-packed, exciting episode, we talk about food, Batman the cannibal, the truth about trees (they do not exist), Texans, socialism, Chinese students worshipping Ghost Dad, and vaginas.

This is either our greatest or worst podcast ever. In it we discuss superheroes, albinos, wiccans, Italians, The Human Apple, Todd Starnes fighting against the War on Christmas, and cat piss.

A dirty episode about sex. Also Hitler, Einstein, ants, dolls, the Statue of Liberty from Ghostbusters 2, Chucky, evolution, time travel, Teddy Ruxpin, Star Wars.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE 80s? THE 1980s? WE DO. And, how surprising, it turns out it was much crummier than we thought! Captain N, Atari 2600, Zima, stupid wood paneling... all that crud.

Learn all about religion and how Abraham Lincoln was in the Bible! Space dinosaurs, wooden teeth, Noah's ticks, the origins of the universe, the greatest asshole in the universe. Listen now and save your stupid soul!

The special weight loss extravaganza! Revolutionary diets! Puking up hand soap, eating corpse teeth, sexy collar bones, the WHOLE NINE YARDS! Also how we could've prevented 9/11 by getting somebody really, really fat. It might make sense to somebody.

This will either be the sexiest or grossest podcast you'll likely listen to. Also it will either be the most or least offensive. I gave up trying to figure out what people on the internet think decades ago.

In this episode, Jonathan and I cover net neutrality, Kim Komando, getting mad about video games, setting up a Patreon to punch Jonathan in the face, MustardCoins, very Very VERY furious Nintendo playing nerd, and somehow even stupider things.

IN THIS EXCITING EPISODE we talk about elevator enthusiasts, Jonathan's weird dick, drugs, and how the internet is a big old tub of crud. Go figure!

In our first episode, Jonathan and I teach YOU how to make your very own podcast!