Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

• Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
• He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
• Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”

😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

• Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
• He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
• Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.

📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

• Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
• Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
• Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
• Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
  • Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
  • Let Me Bore You to Sleep
  • Chronic Pain Hypnosis
  • Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
  • Stop Smoking Hypnosis

🌍 4. Audience Geography

• Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
• Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.

📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

• Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
• Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
• Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.

🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

• Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
• Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
• Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
• Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
  "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”

💌 7. Fan Interaction

• Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
• Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
• Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.

🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

• Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
• Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
• Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”

📝 Tone & Style

• Calm, meandering, humorous.
• Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
• Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.