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👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)

• Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
• Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).

2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)

• Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
  • Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).
  • Being asked to participate but declining.
  • Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
  • A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
  • Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
• He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.

3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)

• A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
• Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.

4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:

• Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
• Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
• His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.
• The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)
• Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.
• Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
• Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌

5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:

• The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).
• How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
• Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
• Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).
• Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.

6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)

• A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
• Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
• Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.

7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)

• Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
• Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.

🧩 Notable Moments & Highlights

• Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
• Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
• Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
• Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
• Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.

🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Support this free service:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland

👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)

• Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
• Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).

2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)

• Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
  • Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).
  • Being asked to participate but declining.
  • Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
  • A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
  • Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
• He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.

3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)

• A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
• Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.

4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:

• Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
• Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
• His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.
• The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)
• Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.
• Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
• Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌

5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:

• The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).
• How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
• Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
• Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).
• Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.

6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)

• A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
• Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
• Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.

7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)

• Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
• Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.

🧩 Notable Moments & Highlights

• Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
• Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
• Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
• Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
• Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.

🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Support this free service:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland

👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)

• Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
• Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).

2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)

• Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
  • Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).
  • Being asked to participate but declining.
  • Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
  • A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
  • Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
• He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.

3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)

• A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
• Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.

4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:

• Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
• Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
• His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.
• The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)
• Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.
• Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
• Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌

5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:

• The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).
• How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
• Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
• Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).
• Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.

6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)

• A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
• Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
• Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.

7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)

• Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
• Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.

🧩 Notable Moments & Highlights

• Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
• Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
• Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
• Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
• Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.

🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Support this free service:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland

👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)

• Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
• Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).

2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)

• Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
  • Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).
  • Being asked to participate but declining.
  • Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
  • A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
  • Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
• He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.

3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)

• A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
• Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.

4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:

• Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
• Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
• His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.
• The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)
• Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.
• Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
• Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌

5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:

• The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).
• How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
• Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
• Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).
• Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.

6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)

• A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
• Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
• Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.

7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)

• Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
• Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.

🧩 Notable Moments & Highlights

• Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
• Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
• Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
• Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
• Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.

🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Support this free service:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland

👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)

• Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
• Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).

2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)

• Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
  • Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).
  • Being asked to participate but declining.
  • Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
  • A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
  • Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
• He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.

3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)

• A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
• Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.

4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:

• Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
• Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
• His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.
• The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)
• Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.
• Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
• Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌

5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:

• The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).
• How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
• Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
• Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).
• Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.

6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)

• A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
• Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
• Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.

7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)

• Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
• Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.

🧩 Notable Moments & Highlights

• Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
• Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
• Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
• Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
• Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.

🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Support this free service:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland

👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”
(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)

• Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
• Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).

2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)

• Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
  • Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).
  • Being asked to participate but declining.
  • Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
  • A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
  • Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
• He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.

3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)

• A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
• Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.

4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:

• Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
• Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
• His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.
• The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)
• Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.
• Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
• Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌

5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:

• The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).
• How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
• Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
• Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).
• Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.

6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)

• A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
• Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
• Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.

7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)

• Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
• Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.

🧩 Notable Moments & Highlights

• Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
• Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
• Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
• Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
• Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.

🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
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🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”