#1444 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 28th September 2025

Duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes

Transcript link: View transcript 🔍

Detailed Summary This is a classic “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” episode by Jason Newland, in which he speaks freely and meanders through various thoughts and stories, blending humor, introspection, and randomness to create a soothing, boring (in a good way!) experience designed to lull listeners to sleep.

🧠 Main Topics Covered 1. Big Brother UK Is Back!

Jason is excited about the return of Big Brother UK, airing that evening (Sept 28, 2025) at 9 PM on ITV2 and ITVX.

He reflects on its history, saying he's been a fan since the original UK series in 2000.

Mentions how it's a big part of his life and humorously admits he might prefer it to last all the way through Christmas.

He even proposes a business idea: a Big Brother app with access to every international season ever made.

2. International Versions of Big Brother

Jason dives into the massive list of countries that have aired Big Brother, reading names from Wikipedia.

He’s surprised by how many versions India has, in multiple languages.

He discusses cultural differences in how people behave on the show, connecting it to sociology and anthropology.

3. Thoughts on Society and Upbringing

Compares societal norms in places like Japan vs. the UK, especially around politeness and public behavior.

Talks about how children absorb everything, even when adults think they’re not listening.

Makes a point about the disconnect between what kids are told vs. what they observe from adults.

4. Random Tangents and Jokes

Mentions Vinnie (his dog) multiple times, reacting to his noises and habits.

Goes on a tangent about buying 20 bottles of bleach and preparing for winter.

Jokes about Halloween, Bonfire Night, and the history of Guy Fawkes.

Dives into a comedic and nostalgic reflection on old UK phone boxes, comparing them to the Doctor Who TARDIS.

5. TV Shows and Parallel Universes

Mentions the show Peacemaker and a philosophical question it raises: if you could enter a perfect parallel universe, would you stay?

Expands on this to imagine being able to revisit and re-experience past events—either as an observer or by “inhabiting” his former self, all without affecting the timeline.

6. Personal Reflections on Relationships & Dating

A major portion of the episode is Jason reflecting on:

His difficulty handling affection from others.

Missed romantic opportunities due to shyness or confusion.

Observations about dating apps (Tinder, Bumble, etc.).

Funny but candid anecdotes about past encounters with women who showed interest in him.

His wish for a dating app based on hyper-specific preferences (e.g., snorers dating heavy sleepers, etc.).

7. Philosophical Musing on Compatibility

Ends with quirky reflections on dating, including:

Matching based on things like foot fetishes, body hair preferences, or even bad breath (match with someone who can't smell!).

Comparing some of his relationships to eating at fast food places: convenient but not lasting.

Wonders about “organic” relationships and why they're so hard to find.

🛏️ Tone & Purpose

The entire episode follows Jason’s signature stream-of-consciousness style: calming, slow-paced, gently humorous, and designed to relax the mind.

It mixes personal storytelling with trivial tangents, wrapped in soft-spoken delivery.

Despite the name “Let Me Bore You to Sleep,” it’s engaging in its own unique way, especially for fans of his style.

📝 Notable Quotes “Big Brother's back... I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it.”

“I’d like to revisit the past — not to change it, just to observe... like a time-traveling fly on the wall.”

“I look better when I’m moving. A static image of me is not great.”

“Some of my relationships have been like going into Burger King… we’re both there because we’re hungry.”