Mutterfly

In this episode, we follow an old lady delivering messages from the mothers of two career-wayward men, two astronauts discovering different ways to kiss, and a garage door repairman who lives vicariously through his brother.

Mutter 1: Lily Du + Jerah Milligan

Mutter 2: Shannon O'Neill + Billy Merritt

Mutter 3: Rob Huebel + Paul Scheer

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In this episode, we explore the rekindling of a high school relationship, the attempt to change an actress's personality in five minutes, and the creepy interpretations of a painting.

Mutter 1: George Kareman + Jen Bartels

Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie

Mutter 3: Hillary Anne Matthews + Greg Tuculescu

Thank you to listener Jarred Roberts for providing this episode's First Two Lines.

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In this episode, we meet a delusional public defender, explore the struggles among a busy father, an erudite daughter, and a barista-turned-camp director, and watch a helpless prisoner plead with a lost camper.

Mutter 1: Carl Tart + Achilles Stamatelaky

Mutter 2: Cathryn Mudon + Craig Rowin

Mutter 3: Connor Ratliff + Michael Hartney

Thank you to listener Anthony Lucchi for providing this episode's First Two Lines.

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In this episode, we explore how a cursed apple led to a life at Best Buy, the necessity of having genitals while eating, and the wildly different aspirations of Macy's workers.

Mutter 1: Morgan Evans + Patrick Noth

Mutter 2: Natasha Vaynblat + Rekha Shankar

Mutter 3: Jon Braylock + Jeremy Bent

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In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning.

Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten

Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari

Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein

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In this episode, we explore a furious children's book illustrator, the decline of academia, and moving on from the circus.

Mutter 1: Betsy Sodaro + Richie Moriarty

Mutter 2: Brandon Gardner + Neil Casey

Mutter 3: Sebastian Conelli + Michael Cruz Kane

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In this episode, we explore the importance of love in a scissors company, a conga-line-loving boss, and keeping your personal life separate from your work life.

Mutter 1: Dan Lippert + Ryan Rosenberg

Mutter 2: Kate Zelensky + Terry Withers

Mutter 3: Casey Feigh + Marcy Jarreau

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In this episode, we explore a rigid ghost prone to scary outbursts, an unconventional father-daughter relationship, and a clumsy divorcee on the prowl for slippery men.

Mutter 1: D'Arcy Carden + Abbi Jacobson

Mutter 2: Mary Holland + Sean Diston

Mutter 3: Josh Sharp + Aaron Jackson

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In this episode, we explore an emotional army captain facing a looming threat, an unhelpful robotic spaceship assistant, and male baldness during battle.

Mutter 1: Grant O'Brien + Brennan Lee Mulligan

Mutter 2: Jim Santangeli + Alex Dickson

Mutter 3: Mike Castle + Marques Ray

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In this episode, we celebrate with cast members of Mission to Zyxx and explore the colonization of a planet gone wrong, witch sisters and their misogynistic prisoner, and the devastating secrets revealed on a commune.

• Mutter 1: Alden Ford and Justin Tyler
• Mutter 2: Moujan Zolfaghari and Glo Tavares
• Mutter 3: Jeremy Bent and Jon Braylock

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