Laundry tips! Existential dread! Crop tops! Intrigued yet? This week the boys are feeling a little nostalgic as they throw it back to whacky relatives, high school prom, and making out with girls in gay bars (ew). In the journal, Mike admits to illegally dumping a mattress and Cam says "ubiquitous" about 15 times.

The boys saw Little Women and CANNOT. GET. ENOUGH. They do however, manage to turn this pure, beautiful tale into something filthy (quelle surprise). Cam gets stern with 2014-Mike who can't seem to live in the present. A new lewd act needs a name and listeners are called to action.

It's our dirty thirty (but we don't look a day over 21)! This week Mike's mom and sister make a brief guest appearance and Fergus has his very own Gayest Moment of the Week. Mike gives Cam a thoughtful gift, Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue once again, and the boys disagree about a social issue (GAY GASP). Spoiler alert: it ain't that deep.

New decade, same Mike and Cam. This week the boys set (and immediately break) New Year's resolutions and enjoy the bounty of Mike's Grindr inbox. In the journal, Mike is once again feeling some sexual liberation. Cam fondly remembers the Gayest Moment of his youth.

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening... to Santa's favorite podcast? Mike and Cam start this week by chatting all things Christmas, including a Santa themed "Would You Rather." The boys then pick up in March of 2014 where things start to heat up with PP, and Mike spends some quality time with Lead Alien. Stick around for a special Christmas tradition from the boys.

If Halloween is Bette season, then Christmas is Mariah season and Cam had a front row seat. The boys chat Old Hollywood, spoilers, and gay soup—whatever that means. In the journal, Mike uproots his life yet again to begin one of his most bizarre theatre experiences. We'll meet plenty of new characters and set the stage for some mischief to come.

The trees are up and the Yuletide is officially gay. The boys discuss sharing sex toys, discover that they are Eskimo cousins, and ask some tough questions: Should the gays give Chick-fil-A another chance? Are comedians required to wear pants? Exactly how wet is Jonathon Groff's butthole? Most importantly- will Mike and Cam's friendship survive the presence of a Condecindy? All that and more on this week's MBFJ.

Gobble, gobble, y'all! It's Thanksgiving and the boys are grateful. Topics this week include memories of holidays past, some more Bro Science, and Cam's powerful sense of smell. Mike manages to behave badly with a goldfish.

Whoops, we forgot about the journal! The boys chat so long at the top of this week's episode that this one is mostly intro (just the tip, if you will). They discuss Dolly Parton, feminism, the generational divide, and how it all intersects gay culture. Side note: Mike is maybe a little too thrilled to share his gayest moment of the week.

The boys are back from Palm Springs and feeling proud! This week they chat about the highs and lows of Pride Weekend, the realities of sex work, and their mutual love of Chelsea Handler. A 9 inch blast from the past makes a surprise appearance.