My Best Friend's Journal

The boys devote this week's episode to a conversation on racism. They unpack their white privilege, reflect on some education from black leaders, and offer calls to action.

It's episode 50 and the boys reached out to the listeners to help celebrate the occasion! This week they take a break from the journal and share some of their favorite submissions. Hide your douche, feed your snake, masturbate yourself into a drunken stupor, and enjoy this week's MBFJ.

Alternative titles for this week's episode included "Barrier to Entry" and "The Uncharted Territory of the Average Straight Man's Butthole." So yeah, things are business as usual around here.

Grab your lucky rabbit's foot because this week Mike is feeling superstitious (but Cam won't have it). The boys remember the deathtraps they drove in high school, drool over a Hollywood up-and-cummer, and Cam encourages Mike to be more literate. In the journal Mike visits South America as his feelings for Spider-Man grow a little less... rigid.

This week Cam reminisces about the censorship of his childhood home, while Mike realizes that 90s MTV turned him gay. In the journal Mike is annoyed about a lot of things, and has a hard time sending a clear message to Spider-Man (and that's not the only "hard time," if you catch the drift). Come for the content recommendations, stay for the world's worst Julia Child impression.

Skinny dipping. Dorm room sex. Dodging the police. This week the boys wax nostalgic while discussing a variety of youthful misadventures. In the journal Mike visits some Canadian cities that neither of the boys can pronounce and things begin to progress with Spider-Man as we discover the origins of his noms de guerre. Damn, that sounded SMART AS HELL. Now get to listening.

This week Cam can't stop uprooting his life and Mike can't stop posing for the camera. The boys bond over their love for Schitt's Creek and Mike recalls an encounter with one of the cast members (of Sunrise Bay fame). In the journal Mike embarks on his second cruise-ship where an old crush fizzles but a new one sizzles. Anchors aweigh!

As quarantine continues, the boys are keeping themselves entertained; Cam keeps it butch in the desert, and Mike finds joy in an unexpected new relationship. Topics of conversation include cock-blocks, sitcoms, horror flicks and a touch of Drag Race. In the journal Mike learns how not to flirt.

The boys are back in (two different) town(s)! This week Cam and Mike make a commitment to furthering their eduGAYtion and bring a brand new segment to life. Cam's formative years come back to haunt him and Mike struggles to understand farm life. Cam appreciates a gay icon and in the journal Mike works (a little) and is exhausted by it.

This week the boys take some time to share a few beautiful moments of humanity, but don't worry: Mike ruins it with a filthy Gayest Moment of the Week. In the journal, Mike gets a promotion and a new roommate. Cam meets Frodo at the vet and Rob Lowe hits on Mike... kinda.