Zach sits down with an old friend — Sausha Durkan, director of Hurrdat Sports, Hale Varsity and NEB Preps — for a conversation that covers a lot of ground and almost none of it sports. They get into how Sausha landed in sports media after shadowing nuclear medicine and deciding it was boring, her allegiances to the Patriots and Penguins, and what she'd do if Omaha ever got a pro team (the Gummy Bears are on the table). From there, things go sideways in the best way: Are birds spies? Should people need a license to use the internet? What's the best driving album of all time, and why can't Zach remember the name of the one he actually wants to talk about? They also weigh in on Rob Gronkowski's acting range, Rage Against the Machine fans who missed the point entirely, and why everyone online is basically 12 years old. Pull up a bucket.

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