Sean Conroy (The Long Shot Podcast, UCB, Adult Swim's "Mr. Pickles," "Conan") joins fellow bearded men to discuss how to not appropriately head off a long distance relationship, getting arrested in Worcester, and the horrors of typecasting in Hollywood.

Whitmer Thomas (Comedy Central, Power Violence) joins the show to endure Dan's creepy praises about his body. Whitmer then shares amazing stories about the meth heads he lived next door to, being stalked as a child, and getting chased by cops in Alabama.

Cy Amundson ("Conan," Comedy Central, Just For Laughs) bears witness to Dan and Sean imitating each other like a couple headed for divorce; the crew listens to a brutal YouTube review of Cy's "Conan" set; Dan reveals his creepy appreciation of Cy's body; the pitfalls of alcohol are discussed; and more!

Brent Sullivan ("Live At Gotham," "The Pete Holmes Show") joins Dan and Sean to talk about accosting straight guys at the gym, differences in dating in LA vs NYC, an analysis of Brent's favorite lunch place (IKEA), and the problem with good-looking people.

Jessi Klein ("Comedy Central Presents," VH1, Adult Swim) patiently listens to Sean and Tom talk about dogs until Dan St. Germain arrives to argue with everybody. Other topics in this hilarious episode include: having a bad back (but not from vigorous sex, #sadface) and cutting back on drinking (but not too much, #happyface).

Jordan Carlos ("Guy Code," "Girls"), along with bonus guest host Tim Dillon, talks about being a dad, growing up in a strict Baptist household, horrible road stories with Dan and Sean, and so much more hilarious stuff!

Multi-Emmy winner and comedy legend Greg Fitzsimmons (Howard Stern, Fitzdog Radio) joins the show to tell us some hilarious stories about deliberately walking a crowd, lateness, and overly friendly waitresses in New Hampshire.

Veteran comic and road dog Paul Hooper (HBO Comedy Fest, Boston Comedy Fest, Vancouver Comedy Fest) talks about horrific comedy shows in Alabama, the psychology of prank-calling 911, mouth-spreaders, and carnal knowledge with a tongue scraper in Lynchburg, Virginia.

Comedian Gary Vider ("Conan," Bridgetown Comedy Festival) joins the podcast to debate who is the biggest creep, how he met his girlfriend ("followed her for three blocks"), and how he destroyed (in a bad way) a clean show by yelling at some developmentally disabled patrons who he thought were just drunk patrons.

Comedian, writer, composer, and musician, Dave Hill (UCB, WFMU) comes on the show to talk about Bohemian Grove, Juggalos, amazing music gigs, drunken demands for payment, the accidental escort girl, and so much more!