My Dumb Friends

A super special episode where Dan, Sean, and Tom open up listener emails and tweets and then beg for money (after insulting the listeners)! Thank you to everyone who wrote us emails and tweets, you can donate to the podcast via PayPal - check out the button at http://mydumbfriendspodcast.tumblr.com Bring us to your town!

Brooke Van Poppelen (truTV's "Hack My Life," Comedy Central's "John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Comedy Show," "Late Late Show," "Girl Code") tells us hilarious stories about throwing bowling balls through a living room window; throwing actual douchebags at douchebags; group dry-humping unsuspecting victims; the evils of white zinfandel; and getting guys to kiss each other. Dan reveals his exploits as an LA "side piece"; Sean talks about a horrible date from the past; and Tom reads some of Brooke's tortured poetry from the late 1990s to conclude the show.

Comedian Evan Williams join the crew (with guest host Timothy J. Dillon) and here's what happens: Dan fawns over Evan Williams' physique; the team does a review of a Dan St Germain relapse; Tim Dillon reveals that he can fence stolen Rolex watches; Evan relates events from his horrific childhood; everybody gets scared when they hear a sound from next door. Quote of the podcast: "He was really chill for a snake" - Evan

Founding members of epic sketch group, Murderfist, Holden McNeely and Ed Larson, join My Dumb Friends to talk about: lowest points ever in relationships; Dan's proclivity to date and alienate baristas; Ed's arsenal during his drug-dealing days and why he left "the life"; and, horrifically, Murderfist's worst gig ever and the porn that was shown there.

Anthony Devito (Just For Laughs, Bridgetown) and Tim Dillon join Sean and Dan to discuss: hardcore Republican Tim's hypocritical stint as an Obamacare-shilling Santa; Anthony's racist depiction of a cab driver at an audition; Tim's judgmental evaluation of Dan's sex life; and a group talk about when comics default to stereotypes. Added bonus: Tim Dillon announces that he is "a player and has an understanding of luxury that nobody else has."

Sarah Tiana ("Chelsea Lately," "The Late Late Show," "The Burn with Jeff Ross") joins Dan and Sean to review and relive comedy festival shenanigans, discuss the worst of one-night stands, and how to help men have more sex.

Randy Liedtke ("Late Night With Seth Myers," "Adventure Time," "Last Comic Standing") talks with Dan and Sean about pranking folks at comedy festivals, Twitter conversations with a multitude of unfortunate employees manning the @BestBuy Twitter handle, and the infamous iPhone cookie!

Johnny Pemberton ("21 Jump Street," "Kroll Show," "22 Jump Street," "The Watch") talks with Dan and Sean about how you don't want to watch any of your friends having sex, whether or not Dan should get involved with transcendental meditation, and together they trash a few "precious" movies to the consternation of the podcast world.

Kumail Nanjiani (Comedy Central, "The Meltdown," "Veep," Franklin & Bash," "Silicon Valley") joins Dan and Sean on an extended episode! The lads talk about action figures with a particular focus on the Masters of the Universe (yes, this is a group of adult males!); "The X Files" and revisiting other old TV shows; a group discussion of why Dan quit going to strip clubs; and Dan accuses Sean of under-sharing.

Al Jackson (Comedy Central, FXX's "Legit") joins Dan & Sean to talk about beards, football, comics who should quit, cruise ship culture, the inside scoop on Miami, and showing a naked Diane Keaton to some 7th graders.