My Songs Suck

My Songs Suck

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My Songs Suck episodes

  • Ep 5: 'No Words'

    This week young Alex flexes his metaphorical muscles and lists all four of his love interests good qualities!

    'NO WORDS' LYRICS

    Verse 1

    I think the human race has run out of ways

    For me to tell you this

    But I’m gonna try to tell you anyway

    Cos I can’t risk losing you

     

    Verse 2

    Cos you have the voice of an angel

    And your eyes shine like the moon

    You’ve got a warmth about you just like the sun

    And a smile that lights up the room

     

    Bridge

    How it is I alluded telling you this

    The answer alludes me

     

    Verse 3

    And the human race has still run out of ways

    But listen please, I need you to

    I want you to be with me for the rest of your days

    That’s right, I’m saying I love you

     

    Verse 4

    And it’s funny how the human race will never change

    Just like I won’t stop loving you

    You’ll always have the voice of an angel to me

    And your eyes will always shine like the moon

     

    Outro

    Listen to me please

    I am on my bended knees

    Listen to these cries from my soul

    Please don’t let me leave here alone

     

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    52 min
  • Ep 4: 'Tread Softly on Awkward Ground' ft. Ellie Jane

    FIND ELLIE JANE - Sound Cloud, Band Camp, Facebook, Youtube

    See Ellie Jane Live Friday 13th April, at the Manly Hotel!

    Song Writing Club -www.iheartsongwritingclub.com

     

    LYRICS:

    Tread Softly On Awkward Ground

    Vs1.

    Words falling from our lips,

    Evaporate into the moment,

    Thoughts falling from our minds,

    Going nowhere

     

    Ch.

    Listen, hear the message clear

    Let go of your fear

    Cleanse your head

    Trust your instincts and tread

    Softly on awkward ground

     

    Vs2. Same as verse 1

     

    Chorus: As above

     

    Bridge:

    Touch Softly,

    Embrace Softly,

    Touch Softly,

    Embrace!

     

    Chorus x2 to end

     

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    47 min
  • Ep 3: 'Emma, Emma'

    'EMMA, EMMA LYRICS'

    Spoken: 1, 2….1, 2, 3, 4

    Verse 1

    When you came here you had no friends,

    I said your loneliness was at an end.

    You meant the world to me,

    I said nothing could ruin us and you agreed.

    You said if I had a task

    That I needed doing all I had was to ask.

    So allow me to take the floor,

    Why is it you don’t talk to me anymore?

     

    CHORUS

    Emma, Emma, I got a dilemma

    I love you with my all but you don’t care I exist.

    And baby, baby, you’re driving me crazy,

    Cos every time I bring it up you get really pissed.

    Woah woah woah

     

    Verse 2

    Not to sound cliche,

    But I’ve never felt this way.

    I loved you even when

    You slept with my best friend.

    Sometimes I wonder why I stayed true,

    And I remember I needed you,

    That’s right despite all the lies,

    I never left your side.

     

    CHORUS

    Emma, Emma, I got a dillemma

    I love you with my all but you don’t care I exist.

    And baby, baby, you’re driving me crazy,

    Cos every time I bring it up you get really pissed.

    Woah Woah Woah

     

    Verse 3

    Our situations

    Were never clear,

    We weren’t free to date 

    Any time of the year.

    You used me, abused me and tossed me aside.

    Not to mention you tore out my insides.

     

    Verse 4

    You gave me your hand, I gave you my heart,

    And with that same hand, you tore it apart

    I tried to make you see,

    Now you won’t even look at me.

     

    BRIDGE

    Maybe you don’t want

    A man by your side,

    All I know is when I ask

    I’d best run and hide.

     

    CHORUS

    Emma, Emma, I got a dilemma

    I love you with my all but you don’t care I exist.

    And baby, baby, you’re driving me crazy,

    Cos every time I bring it up you get really pissed.

    Woah Woah Woah

     

    -click-

     

    Spoken: Bugger put it back, put it back, put it back!

     

    -click-

     

    Spoken: Yeah! (Proceeds to beatbox because that’s what this song needs)

     

    -SOLO-

     

    OUTRO

    Call me a glutton for punishment baby,

    Cos I still love you!

    Emma, Emma, you got a dilemma,

    Emma, Emma, you got a dilemma,

    Emma, Emma, you got a dilemma.

     

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    1 hr
  • Ep 2: 'Blue Shift' ft. Aiden Bradley

    Alex and James talk to Aiden Bradley about his song 'Blue Shift' as well as what it's like to be a musician in Brisbane.

    You can find Aiden Bradley online! on Facebook & Spotify

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    Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

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    And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

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    51 min
  • Ep 1: 'Amazing'

    Alex and James set off on their cringey journey through the past and what a song to start on. With low production quality and claims of immortality, Alex's song 'Amazing' is a good omen of the terrible songs to come.

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    Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

    Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

    And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

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    51 min
  • Teaser!

    Our song-writing and self-examination podcast is on its way, are you as excited as we are!?

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    Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

    Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

    And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

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    8 min

About My Songs Suck

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My Songs Suck is a podcast all about the creative process. Brisbane musician Alex Smith and fellow creative James Kehoe listen through Your Man Alex Smith’s discography examining the mistakes of the…

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