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  • Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

    This week we lose our Zords, but no worries, its always in the last place you look....We watched Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995), oozing for 30 years.

    How will Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995) hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Nur, Keiko

     

    Directed by Bryan Spicer

    Starring: Karan Ashley, Johnny Yong Bosch, Steve Cardenas, Jason David Frank, Amy Jo Johnson, David Yost, Paul Schrier, Jason Narvy, Paul Freeman, Gabrielle Fitzpatrick,
    Nicholas Bell, Peta-Marie Rixon, Jean Paul Bell, Kerry Casey, Mark Ginther, Julia Cortez

    1 hr 26 min
  • The Sandlot

    This week on Myopia Movies, we indulge the dog days of summer with a visit to The Sandlot. This is the first time I noticed the puppet, the terrifying terrifying puppet. 

    How will The Sandlot hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Nur, Alex, Matt

     

    Directed by David Mickey Evans

    Starring: Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, Art LaFleur, Patrick Renna, Denis Leary, Karen Allen, James Earl Jones, Marley Shelton. 

    1 hr 23 min
  • Road House (1989) Revisited

    This week we revisit the Double Deuce and revisit Road House, a delightful film and cast.

    How will Road House hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Keiko, Matt, Alex

    Directed by Rowdy Herrington

    Starring: Patrick Swayze, Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott

    1 hr 13 min
  • Superman 4: The Quest for Peace

    This week on Myopia, we realize why the Superman franchise went dormant for nearly two decades, we watched Superman IV: The Quest for Peace...why. I mean....Nuclear Man alone...our shortest episode in years....sorry, not sorry.

    How will Superman 4: The Quest for Peace hold up? Spoilers, poorly. 

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Alex, Keiko, Nur

     

    Directed by Sidney J. Furie

    Starring: Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Margot Kidder, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Jon Cryer, Sam Wanamaker, Mark Pillow, Mariel Hemingway, Jim Broadbent

    38 min
  • Fantastic Four (2015)

    In honor of the release of the new Pedro Pascal Fantastic Four: First Steps, we interrupt our Super Month with a special release! This week on Myopia Movies, we manage to find something even dumber than getting hit with cosmic rays in space—and that’s saying something. We’re diving headfirst into the joyless, gloomy void that is Josh Trank’s 2015 Fantastic Four or as we kept calling it Fant-4-stick. It’s not just a bad superhero movie—it’s a bleak, baffling mess that somehow makes stretchy limbs, fire powers, and teleportation feel like a chore. Buckle up as we unpack the film that redefined the phrase "fantastic failure."

    How will Fantastic Four (2015) hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Nur and Keiko

     

    Directed by Josh Trank

    Starring: Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Bell, Toby Kebbell, Reg E. Cathey, Tim Blake Nelson, Joshua Montes, 
    Dan Castellaneta, Chet Hanks, Tim Heidecker

    1 hr 7 min
  • Superman 3 (1983)

    This month we continue our Superman rewatch and visit a chaotic Richard Pryor movie. In this episode of Myopia: The Podcast, we dive into the much-maligned Superman 3 (1983), a film that takes the Man of Steel in some bizarre new directions. From Richard Pryor's unexpected comedic role to the weird, campy tone that sets it apart from its predecessors, we break down why Superman 3 is often seen as a quirky misstep in the franchise. Is it as bad as its reputation suggests, or is there something surprisingly endearing about this oddball sequel? Join us as we talk about the strange balance of comedy and heroism, the infamous computer scene, and why Superman 3 remains a unique chapter in Superman's cinematic history. Strap in for a wild ride of nostalgia, critique, and maybe even a little admiration for this super-powered oddity!

    How will Superman 3 hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Nur, Keiko, Alex

     

    Directed by: Richard Lester

    Starring: Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Margot Kidder, Annette O'Toole, Jackie Cooper, Pamela Stephenson, Robert Vaughn

    1 hr 25 min
  • Superman II (1980)

    In honor of the James Gunn Superman, we continue our Supermonth! This week on Myopia Movies, we leap tall plot holes in a single bound and confront the chaos of Superman II (1980)—a sequel caught in a tug-of-war between two directors, studio meddling, and a trio of space fascists in disco pajamas. We ask: Does the Man of Steel’s second outing still soar, or does it crash under the weight of tonal whiplash, questionable powers, and a very random kiss of forgetfulness?

    Join us as we revisit the strange saga behind the scenes, mourn the Donner cut that could have been, and try to figure out how cellophane chest symbols became an acceptable weapon.

    Tune in, or kneel before Zod.

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    How will Superman II (1980) hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Alex, Keiko, Matthew

    Directed by: Richard Lester – after Richard Donner was fired

    Starring: Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder, Gene Hackman, Terence Stamp, Sarah Douglas

     

     

    1 hr
  • Superman (1978)

    Welcome to Season 12! In honor of the new James Gunn movie, we are covering the classic, vintage, 1978 Superman movie starring Christopher Reeves. So this week on Myopia Movies, we see that Scooby-Doo is right. Every land developer truly is an evil land developer.

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    How will Superman hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Alex, Keiko, Nur


    Directed by Richard Donner
    Starring: Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder, Gene Hackman, Marlon Brando, Ned Beatty, Jackie Cooper, Glenn Ford, Trevor Howard, 
    Jack O'Halloran, Terence Stamp

    1 hr 16 min
  • Skyfall

    This week on Myopia Movies, we bathe in the waters that are James Bond, starting with a kickass classic sounding Bond song and ending with Home Alone. We watched the last great Bond film, Skyfall, which doubles as the greatest M movies. This is a dusting off of an old, behind the Patreon Paywall episode, so be kind about the fact that my voice has aged terribly. 

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    How will Skyfall hold up?

    Host: Jon

    Panel: Nic, Daniel, Matt

     

    Directed by Sam Mendes

    Starring: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Bérénice Marlohe, Ben Whishaw, Albert Finney, Rory Kinnear

    1 hr 22 min
  • Enter the Dragon

    This week we check to see how good the kung fu is of the man who hunted down Freddy Krueger. We watched the masterpiece that is Enter the Dragon. If this doesn't get your blood pumping, you may already be dead. This is a dusting off of an old, behind the Patreon Paywall episode, so be kind about the fact that my voice has aged terribly. 

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    How will Enter the Dragon hold up? 

    Host: Jon

    Panel: Nic, Daniel, Matthew

     

    Directed by Robert Clouse

    Starring: Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly, Ahna Capri, Shih Kien, Bob Wall, Angela Mao, Bolo Yeung, Geoffrey Weeks

    48 min

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Welcome to season 13 of Myopia Movies! Each week we watch the movies from the 80s and 90s we grew up watching to address the lies that our memories and Blockbuster video told us. Do they hold up?…