Nappi & Jay

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the most sensitive areas of a penis, cumming in eyes, witchcraft, and becoming an unrecognizable person. The biggest initiator of change is discomfort. It may take cum to get in your eye before you stop cumming in other people’s eyes. It may take a baby scare to realize you need to start wearing condoms. It may take the loss of friends to realize you need to be a better person. Whatever the cause, change usually indicates that something went wrong. Yet, for some reason we glorify and encourage change but fear and avoid failure and discomfort. Instead, we should actively strive to fail because it is the only way to become better. When adversity enters your life you should say thank you because it will force you to shed your current state for a stronger more resilient one. So if you see no changes, wake up and ask yourself is your life worth living as your stagnant self?

In today’s episode, the boys talk about unwanted perceptions, old people at the club, the levels of maturity, and the yearning to be tied down. I haven't found the girl of my dreams, but I am over looking for her. I just want to be mentally, emotionally, and physically close to someone. The stability that constant love and care brings is too intriguing. But would I just be settling to avoid discomfort and loneliness? The problem is that I don't know if my perfect person even exists. Love may not be about finding your soulmate, it may just be about finding someone you can put up with for an extended period of time. But I get bored so easily. Is boredom an inevitability? In order to obtain stability, do I have to accept the mundaneness of monogamy? Who the fuck knows? All I do know is that I don't want to be a player no more. 

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the winner of March’s challenge, perception of demographics, getting denied at the club, trying long distance, and the problem with high standards. Disney fucked us all. It taught girls that a prince aka a high value male will do the mostest for a girl that they barely know. It taught guys that ugly dudes aka Shrek and the Beast could win over the hottest girls by just being themselves. Everyone is looking for the next Cinderella or Prince Charming. Unfortunately, happily ever after is only in high budget animated kid films. The reality of the world is that every single person has flaws. So, if you want someone to check all of your boxes, the key is to have less boxes to check.

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the positives of over-confidence, being annoyed at first sight, neighborhood Karens, and the power of texting. It’s common knowledge that if a person sends you a "good morning” or a “good night” text, they fuck with you. Is the opposite also true? If a person doesn't text you regularly, does that really mean they don't fuck with you? For the boys the answer is no. For example, if you see someone every night why would you need to text them throughout the day? Over texting can make the relationship boring and stale. Additionally, sometimes people are just super busy and don’t have the time to text mundane bullshit. Yes, COMMUNICATION is a huge indicator of a persons interest but texting is only one form of communication. The quantity of communication is far less important than the substance. One life altering telephone call is worth way more than a million “how was your day?” texts. So before you spiral the next time your crush doesn’t text you back fast enough, ask yourself how engaging your conversations with them are? If the answer is extremely, then take a hit, pop some popcorn, watch a movie, and don’t worry your little heart. If the answer is no, you have permission to spiral. 

In today’s episode, the boys talk about their worst thoughts, people who don't like to self advocate, Nappi's chaotic trip to Miami, and friction in Jay's relationship. There will always be a point in every relationship where disagreement arises. Whether it's a boyfriend who wants to go out with his boys too much, a co-worker who believes everyone should do things their way, a wife who only wants to watch rom coms, or a parent who wants you to be a doctor even though you like producing music. Conflict inevitably arises. The question is how should you respond to these difference? Believing they could overcome it, many people will overlook the disagreement at first. Yet, the dispute is forever lingering in the background and will always resurface until it is fully fleshed out. A chip in your windshield will stay a chip until you hit a bump in the road that turns it into a crack.  Fix the chip before it becomes a crack. 

In today’s episode, the boys talk about girls circulating nudes, Nappi meeting a NHL player, moving too fast, finding the one, and having doubts. If having cold feet is normal, then how do you know if you found the right one? Doubts are paralyzing to some. It makes it almost impossible to fully commit because you hope to find someone that leaves you without any doubts. But is that realistic? Is true love just looking past the doubts? Or are doubts an indicator that you are settling? One cannot know love until they experience it, but one cannot experience love without having knowledge of it.

In today’s episode, the boys talk about earth’s power, Nappi’s wild LA adventure, and being Cheugy. Growing up, millennials were hyper critiqued by older generations. We were called entitled, lazy, and narcissistic. In reality, we were just empowered, efficient, and individualistic. Every older generation is going to look at younger ones as less than. They provided the foundation to the playground that the younger generations get to use. It’s a feeling of resentment and unappreciation. As teenagers you tell yourself that you would never say the words “back in my day.” But then you get old and you realize the greatness of the past. Unfortunately for Gen Z, they will never be able to say “back in my day” because it’s only up from here after their shitty asses.

In today’s episode, the boys talk about how culture influences sexual behavior, universal moral truths, the cum jar challenge, and anal. From ass eating to drug use, this shit is not for the light hearted. This may be the most open podcast the boys ever recorded. This is not the episode to listen to in front of your parents, unless your parents are on some freaky shit. We hope your assholes are clean because shit is coming out.

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about sexual orientation pressures, step parenting, hoe phase, and their initial masturbation stimuli. But first, Nappi reflects on old Donald Trump tweets. Then, Jay brings food to the show and setups a good ole fashion Muckbang. Shows like Euphoria are a slap in the face to the beautiful innocence of adolescences. High school wasn’t about sex, addiction, and fluidity, it was about was about video games, gushers, and boobs. The one thing Euphoria gets right is the extreme angst and self destructive tendencies of teenagers. It’s the only time in a human’s life where one is smart enough to know how to fuck shit up, but young enough to avoid the consequences. The freedom of deliberate reckless thoughtlessness. It is nirvana. In today’s episode, the boys talk about growing up as a teenage guy in the early 2000s. What would you do to see boobs? According to male puberty, the answer is: A LOT.

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about paying on the first date, the effects of being raised in a divorced family, and Nappi’s fly-in from Florida. But first, Nappi discusses the similarities of humans, click bate texters, tomato throwers, and a Valentine’s day test. Then, Jay details the miracle story of how the sperm travelled and found the egg. Love works in mysterious ways. When you want it too much, it never shows itself. When you don’t want it at all, it forces you into it. It is the most powerful force in this universe (So powerful it protected Harry from being killed by he who must not be named). One simply cannot choose to have an unbreakable connection with another. It is a gift that only cupid can provide. In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s deep connection with Miami and the importance of exposure. Cuddle all day, make love all night; let’s get romantic, I was in Miami Bitch!