Nappi & Jay

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s recent Uber experiences, the dangers of isolation, and dating with a roster. But first, Nappi discusses Chris crossing apple sauce, feeling your feelings, and feeling like the odd one out. Then, Jay reflects on ufo sightings in history and claims aliens are already here. Being single is complicated. You are expected to go on dates with a variety of people but still hide the fact that you are dating variety of people. The best way to balance this is by creating a roster that is easily rotatable and has little overlap. In today’s episode, the boys talk about creating a roster from scratch and the difficulties that come with it. Having a full roster of stars is always great but to create a dream team you only need one superstar.

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about February's challenge,  girls being into asses, and receiving a bad kissing review. But first, being a needy person, unexperienced people bragging about sex, fucking virgins, and friends you hated at first. Then, Jay presents an ethical dilemma about sacrificing undeveloped babies. What makes someone a good kisser? Soft lips? Face positioning? Tounge ratio? Confidence? It could be all of these or none of them. What makes someone a good kisser is preference. Yet, on the other hand, there are definitive attributes of a bad kisser.  In today's episode, the boys talk about what it takes to be a bad kisser and discuss the subtleties of a great kiss. It's the way you love her; It's a feeling like this; It's centrifugal motion; It's perpetual bliss; It's that pivotal moment; It's, ah, susbliminal; This kiss This kiss.

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about women’s influence on society and men being inherently sexist. But first, hot showers, having Pokémon, horse guys, getting trouble as  a kid, and the history of sneaky links. Then, Jay details his epiphany concerning the negative impact of unlimited information. James Brown once said “this is a man’s world.” He followed that statement  with an extremely necessary "BUT". See James understood that although men invented cars, trains, boats, and electricity, women were the puppet masters behind it all. In today’s episode, the boys discuss whether men are inherently misogynistic and examine the power of women. If this is a man’s world, then women are the gods of it. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about February challenge proposals, Jay stumbling into a drag bar, and Nappi working in night life. But first, Nappi discusses Plankton and Karen's relationship, adding acquaintances on social media, movie themes, and dad friend energy. Then, Jay details the different types of orgasms women experience. The most important goal of a drag queen is to make others believe that their inauthentic physical self is actually their authentic self.  We are all in drag. We morph our personalities based on the disposition of our audience. Without the ability to be a chameleon, we would flounder in a life of selfish solidarity. In today's episode, Jay talks about his experience at a drag bar and Nappi talks about artificial happiness in the nightlife scene. Are we fake? No. We are all just authentically inauthentic and that's okay

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about psychics, old horny people, horny v. logical hot, and high maintenance males. But first, Nappi discusses NFTs (Nice Fucking Titties), sex drive, pleasuring your partner, and shooting content with a pornstar. Then, Jay details the evolution, thought process, and aftermath of his instagram photo. Contrary to popular belief, being high maintenance is not sex specific. For some reason it’s an issue for a woman to demand a lot but it is normal and expected out of males. Why is asking a lot out of your partner a negative? Is it necessary for every healthy relationship to be made up of a both dominant and submissive person? In today’s episode, the boys expose themselves as being high maintenance partners and discuss the trial and tribulations of putting up with their shit. We are like big houses, there may be a lot of upkeep but at least you can brag about us to your friends. 

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about the first month of Team Nappi v. Team Jay, basing your worth on your relationship, and cup checks. But first, Nappi discusses squish mallows, the problem with dogs, taking a knee, and dating with  insecurities. Then, Jay warms the soul by getting nostalgic about nostalgia. Each human’s individual experience is individual. To label a person based on one characteristic is to disregard the beauty of each of our existences. In an attempt to end discriminatory categorization, our society has decided to categorizes us in a more detailed way. It doesn’t make sense. In today’s episode, the boys talk about non-sexual-orientation specific pleasures and kinks in the bedroom. If you are going to categorize me, then categorize me as human because that’s the only similarity I have with any of you. *Sorry to all the aliens for not being inclusive. You guys are individuals too. 

In today's Meat, the boys close out the year by bringing back their very first guest from episode 2, Ms. Harely. But first, Nappi discusses about sex breaks, the differences between a whore, slut, and hoe, sex on the first date,  cumming quickly, losing your AirPods, and twosomes. Then, Jay evaluates animal bodily fluids that humans eat. Harley has a one of a kind personality with a rack that costed multiple racks. As a high-end stripper, she uses her charm and sex appeal to manipulate men on an every day basis. She knows what she wants and she know how to get it. Harley is unapologetically confident, cheeky, and most importantly herself. In today's episode, the boys reflect on how far they came since episode 2 and catch up with Ms. Harley about her new man. Moral of this episode is that none of us have peaked and we are all still getting hotter. 

In today’s meat, the boys talk about the importance of speaking up, paying for onlyfans, and porn in relationships. But first, Nappi talks about why guys send dick pics, changing his image, Eskimo bros, and regular girls. Then, Jay details the origins of Hanukkah and Kwanza. Watching porn in a relationship is a double edge sword. On one hand, it allows a partner to spice up their sex life without committing adultery. On the other hand, the addictive aspects of pornography can lead a partner to crave fake sex versus the real thing. In today’s episode, the boys discuss how watching porn, in some circumstances, can be disrespectful to a relationship. Never be torn between choosing to watch porn and inseminating your unborn.

In today’s Meat, the boys sit down with Nappi’s ex, Olivia aka @ohoodiee. They take a trip down memory lane and detail the highs, the lows, and the toxicity of their relationship. But first, Nappi discusses deep convos in front of mirrors, attachment styles, love languages, and an update on his cold streak. Then, Jay tests the ex-couple with Arizona State University trivia. Dating someone in college is extremely challenging. There are so many external forces attempting to destroy the sanctity of a monogamous relationship. From fraternity brothers pushing you to be single to alcohol filled nights surrounded by good looking strangers. The ability to stay in a committed relationship is a rocky road in college but some seem still to manage. In today’s episode, the boys detail the on and off cyclical relationship of Nappi and Olivia throughout college. This is a story of two college sweethearts that grew, ached, changed, and loved together.

In today’s meat, the boys talk about Emily’s reaction to some locker room comments, Nappi's night out, and a sus but heartfelt voice note. But first, Nappi talks about guys hyping each other up, quiet girls in class and their potential, and a quote sent in from Nappi’s mom. Then Jay gives us all the facts on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, a 17-year old boy who fatally shot 2 men and wounded another acquitted on all charges. When you ask someone if another is attractive, you really are asking if the person is good looking. Yet, attraction is based on so much more than just looks. The hottest girl can be super unattractive if she talks like Gollum, smells like ketchup mixed with rotten fish eyeballs, and has a 2nd grade reading level. Haven’t you ever been with someone who you thought was unattractive at first, but their personality led you to want to fuck them? In today’s episode, the boys talk about how even though physical attraction is the first step to peak a guys interest, personality is the way to lock him down. Looks are the door and personality is the key. Every 10 can make it to the door but their shit out of luck if an 8 has the key.