Nappi & Jay

In today’s meat, the boys sit down with Rob Nappi and talk about shower head speeds, canceling plans, and inconsistent attention. But first, Nappi discusses being noisy, asking people personal questions, and dropping out of college. Then, Jay details the evolutionary reason for boredom and encourages people to follow their passion. Momentum is a major indicator for happiness, success, and growth. It’s contagious and it makes people gravitate toward you. But when you have no momentum simple goals may seem impossible to reach and finding pleasure may seem like a fruitless endeavor. In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Rob to discuss his current flow state and the ups and downs of internet success. When it rains it pours but in a drought you starve.

In today’s meat, the boys talk about Intern Emily’s vows, everyone wanting perfect, and girl friends. But first, Nappi discusses the original fuck boy, magic carpet rides, and taking drugs from strangers. Then, Jay lists the most consumed foods in America. Being in a relationship comes with unspoken responsibility. Making new friends with attractive people is in the gray area. When does friendship become disrespectful to the partner you’re with? Is the line only crossed when sexual suggestion is vocalized? Or is merely getting to know someone on a deeper level suspect? In today’s episode, the boys talk about the ability to be friends with someone you think is hot. Friendship is only flirting when you feel like you’re flirting.

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about old people with tats, spitting in girls’ mouths, and tolerance for disrespect. But first, Nappi discusses hoementum, girls with weapons, and Barstool. Then, Jay details the lives of the most hated people in history. People react to disrespect in a multitude of ways. Some ignore it and live their lives in ignorant bliss. Some fight back and don’t take shit from anyone. And some accept it and do nothing. In today’s episode, the boys talk about the best way to handle disrespect and understanding the power of staying quiet. Turning the other cheek can’t be so bad if Ghandi, MLK, and Jesus all did it. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about steak bagels, bees and honey,  takers and givers, and leaving narcissists. But first, Nappi discusses having kids, how cum is made, seeing people in public, and your ex's parents. Then, Jay examines the personality traits that form the light and dark triads. Unfortunately, most relationships people have in our society are transactional. “I will hang out with you because people will think I’m cooler.” “I will go to your dumbass cocktail party so you fund my next enterprise.” “I will be loyal to you so you do everything for me.” The fucked up part is that society’s view of these takers is conflicting. On one hand, we demonize those who outwardly take advantage of people. On the other hand, we reward people who put themselves first and dedicate their lives to their passions. Is it right to demonize takers and feel sorry for givers? Is it really the takers fault if the giver gives unconditionally? Most people would say yes to both of those questions. We have an inherent tendency to feel bad for the person who got the short end of the stick. Are givers so fragile that they need society’s protection? Why do we protect those who choose not to protect themselves? In today’s episode, the boys talk about givers standing up for themselves and taking control of their lives. Responsibility is about accepting that you are the cause and solution to your problem.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about how to eat ass, sprinkles, and a happy ending massages. But first, Nappi discusses formal breakups, using the notes app, and the attractiveness of toxicity. As children, Disney taught us about happy endings. The movies would always consist of a protagonist having to overcome an obstacle to defeat the bad guy. Once the bad guy was defeated, the protagonist would live happily ever after. As we age, we start to realize that Disney was really on some make believe shit. We might realize that bad guys sometimes win or that wining doesn’t make us happy or worst of all that we aren’t the protagonist in the story. Luckily, as an adult we are introduced to a different type of happy ending. One that involves lube and a feverish hand jerking motion. In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s lonely, surprising, and violating Thursday. Moral of the story, it is hard to find happily ever after even in a dingy massage parlor. 

Intro: 0:00:48
Nappi's Internet Moments: 0:09:34
Jay's Peculiar Mind: 0:39:34
Meat: 51:48
Lightning Round: 1:30:03

In  today’s Meat the boys talk about Dave Chappelle’s comedy special, adoption, and freezing a girl’s eggs. But first, Nappi discusses moms that can cook, growing up in New York, exes moving on, and naming shit. Then, Jay examines the current state of divorce in the US and the effects it has on children. What came first, the sperm or the egg? Being an unbiased male, I would have to unequivocally say the sperm. On second thought, if a sperm swims and never finds an egg then the sperm dies regardless.  But an egg can be useful even left unfertilized. Think about it, you never hear of people eating rooster sperm but you always hear about people eating  eggs. I guess I'm realizing that eggs are pretty dope. But then again, birds aren't real so who the fuck knows? Welp anyway, in this episode the boys discuss sharing their sperm and having to adopt. Ever wonder what an egg would taste like frozen? Yeah me to.

The boys talk about moving on from exes and Nappi hitting 1 million followers.  

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In today’s Meat the boys talk about cum clean up, giving head to someone you’re not attracted to, and dirty talk v. silence. But first, Nappi discusses shaky legs, diversifying, loyalty, and myspace rankings. Then, Jay details the symptoms associated with Dissociate Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder and the boys do some role playing. Most attribute great sex to the physical sensation or emotional connection. However, almost all great sex has some form of communication. Whether that communication is sensual and loving or aggressive and humiliating, communication is key to having the best sex of your life. At least that’s what we thought? In today’s episode, the boys talk about talking too much during sex and silent dirty talk. Like your grandma said, “if you can’t say anything to make her cum, don’t say anything at all.”

In today’s Meat the boys talk about girls on top, making s’mores, placenta, and pierced nipples. But first, Nappi discusses getting cummed in, heated toilet seats, snoring, and kissing in the morning. Then, Jay evaluates laws that have been repealed due to being too ridiculous. Piercing ones nipples says a lot about a person. For one, it says you are comfortable enough with your body to unapologetically expose it to the piercer. Second, it shows your resistance to conform to what society considers “normal” and “appropriate.” Third, it shows your ability to withstand and endure direct pain to a sensitive part of the body. Lastly, it shows that you are a sexual person (at least according to Nappi). In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s failed celibacy experiment and key indicators to identify a sexual person. Don’t just free the nipple, pierce it too!

In today’s Meat the boys talk about ambiguous friendships, getting paid to be naked, Intern Emily, and Nappi’s attempt at celibacy. But first, Nappi discusses pop culture liars, ecstasy, and the tiring life of an adult. Then, Jay examines the different ways animals use poop. With love comes heartbreak. With heartbreak comes emotional distress. With emotional distress comes paralysis. With paralysis comes nothing. You remain stagnant. Sometimes trying to find the love of your life is counterintuitive. This is especially true when you are not satisfied with yourself because you can’t love anyone until you love yourself. In this episode, the boys discuss the distractions of dating and Nappi becoming (kinda) celibate. According to the wise Posty, “there ain’t no time for women on the come up, it’s either the pussy or the commas.”