Nappi & Jay

In today’s Meat the boys talk about tasting lube, nice guys finishing last, the return of Chlamydia Chris, and work romance. But first, Nappi discusses peacocking, fake fucking, live nudes, and smelly balls . Then, Jay examines the beautiful world of Paralympics and expresses his support for Sha'carri Richardson. Fighting, Fucking, and Food are the most important factors to human's evolution. Since the inception of humankind, war and conflict have been imbedded in our culture. Arguments and debates are key to the pursuits of innovation and truth. Without sex there would be no such thing as humans or any other mammal. Fucking is the definition of life. Without it, we would run out of toilet paper, socks, lube, and lotion. Food, is just bomb. You will never meet an animal who doesn't enjoy some type of food. Like who doesn't fuck with tacos? If you are thinking to yourself: "I don't fuck with tacos." Then suck a dick. In today's episode, the boys discuss how fighting, fucking, and food are integral parts to any relationship. If fighting and fucking define most of your relationship its likely toxic but passionate. If fucking and food define most of your relationship its likely you found the one. If fighting and food define most of your relationship its likely you two are mentally unstable. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about experience vs. opinion, the first fly in, being single until you’re not, the 25-28 rule and Sus Boy Summer. But first, Nappi discusses cat calling, being a man whore, benefits of basic sex, and being a different breed. Then, Jay details a variety of torture punishments used in past. Hot Girls Summer sounds super fun and exciting. Girls being girls. Super dope. But what about sus boys being sus. Thats dope too right? Maybe not. But fuck it, in today's episode, the boys discuss the beginning of Sus Summer and all the joys it has brought them thus far.  Real sus dude, give a fuck ‘bout a lubricant. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about meeting a real life Chad, using a condom, and holding out. But first, Nappi discusses pokie nipples, the biggest lie, breast milk, moving in and PTSD. Then, Jay explores offensive phrases from around the world. There are many reasons for people to wait to have sex. Religion, anxiety, are sexual health are a few. But what about waiting because you really like someone? Does that make sense? Can waiting facilitate building a meaningful connection or is sex necessary to fully determine compatibility? In today’s episode the boys tackle those questions head on and wrestle with seemingly contradictory values. At the end of the day, fuck if you want to fuck and don’t fuck if you don’t want to fuck. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about division in our society,  going against the grain, and popular shit. But first, Nappi discusses Noah’s ark, guns, diarrhea, and killing someone. Then, Jay examines the importance of gooch length and the effect it has on sperm count. Humans have a biological and evolutionary need to feel accepted. Most feel the inherent desire to belong to something bigger and assimilate to societal majorities. However, there are those who fight against their animalistic instinct to be liked. These individuals are true humans because they reach a genuine level on self-consciousness. In today’s episode, the boys talk about not falling for the allure of popular shit. You only become yourself once you awake to the beauty of your individuality.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about sushi dates, anxiety inducing selfishness, mandatory masturbation, and the anti-girl challenge. But first, Nappi discusses the having an iron ass, stretching, best gender neutral greetings, and private events only. Then, Jay conducts a ceremony for the passing of Baby Girl aka Penelope Grape. Sometimes it’s not what you do or what say that matters. Sometimes all that matters is WHEN. In todays episode, the boys talk about how wrong timing could completely destroy something that could be great. There is a right time and a wrong time to text a girl “What’s good mama?” SPOILER: Sending it at 7:53 pm on a Saturday to a girl you have tentative dinner plans with IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about falling asleep during sex, being a cat dad, and searching for happiness. But first, Nappi discusses the abundance of bad bitches, getting passed the aux, and being called out for not wearing condoms. Then, Jay reviews the history of women sexuality and the creation of the vibrator. According to a recent survey, Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in 50 years. The decrease in happiness is due to a multitude of reasons such as the increase of isolation, unemployment, and social media comparison. However, the biggest reason most people are unhappy is because they feel like they lack purpose. We live in a society that makes you feel like you need to conform. But the more you conform the less you become your authentic self and the harder it becomes to find your purpose. In this episode, the boys talk about finding their authentic voices in a world that is placing them in a box. Authenticity is the practice of letting go of who we think we are supposed to be and embracing who we actually are.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the importance of self, long term relationship rebounds, and how to communicate with a potential partner. But first, Nappi discusses his theory on blondes, Aladdin and sex with him. Then, Jay examines the risks of getting a rim job and the best potions to receive one. You just went a phenomenal date. You were vibing with them and they were vibing with you. The next day, you see something at a store that reminds you of them. You grab your phone and go to text them. Then you hesitate. You think to yourself “Am I coming across too strong? Maybe I will just wait awhile to text them.” You wait… Once a couple days pass you finally text them. They don’t respond. What happened? In today’s episode, the boys talk about the proper ways to communicate with people you can see a future with. Communication to a relationship is like oxygen to life. Without it it dies. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the differences between girls and guys when it comes to moving on, being someones second option, and dating someone with opposite values. But first, Nappi discusses not replying back, the correlation between being single and being intelligent, and suicide nudes. Then, Jay deep dives into hand fetishes and cum factories. Personality differences are essential to having a successful long lasting relationship. Without differences, relationships can become stale, uninteresting, and overall redundant. However, just like it’s not good to be completely the same as your partner, it is also not good to be completely the opposite. In today’s episode, the boys talk about overcoming a partner’s value differences and learning how to find common ground. In order for the yin and yang to foster harmony a black circle must be in the white and a white circle must be the black.

In today’s Meat the boys sit down with @rblakehammond to talk about the weekend, eating ass, being depressed, and watching your boy fuck. But first, Nappi discusses Blake being homophobic, tipping at a restaurant, and his relationship trauma. Then, Jay reads comments from the Nappi & Jay Tik Tok and calls out Nappi for not responding to a fan. You are laying in your dorm bed and you hear your boy open the door with a girl. You immediately close your eyes, turn your body to face the wall, and pretend you are sleeping. Your boy starts to make out with the girl and things begin to heat up. You aren’t tired but you try to force yourself to go to sleep. It’s not working. Soft whispers turn into not so soft moans. The arm you are laying on is beginning to get sore from your weight. You want to move to get more comfortable so you turn your body towards your boy’s bed. You try to keep your eyes closed but something inside of you makes you peak. You see your boy on all fours viciously getting his ass eaten by the girl. You close your eyes and never speak about what you saw. You are a martyr, a survivor, and most of all a true homie. In this episode, the boys talk about a sus weekend with Blake and watching your friends have sex. Remember, it’s not gay to watch your boys fuck as long as you don’t stay for the cum shot.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about guys not approaching girls, Nappi’s good date compared to his bad date, and getting your girlfriend pregnant. But first, Nappi discusses commenting on girls pictures, sleeping with a best friend’s partner, being single in the summer, and pre-sex masturbation. Then, Jay tells a story about his Uber driver and evaluates the biggest indicators for intelligence. The biggest difference between a good date and a bad date is comfort. On a good date, a couple will feel at ease, not afraid to be themselves, and connected. On bad dates, a couple will feel awkward and  detached and be on completely different wavelengths. In today’s episode, the boys evaluate two of Nappi’s dates and contrast the stark differences. No one has control of how a date will turn out because it’s not about doing or saying the right thing it’s just about finding the right person.