Nappi & Jay

Nappi & Jay

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Nappi & Jay episodes

  • Good Date Bad Date

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about guys not approaching girls, Nappi’s good date compared to his bad date, and getting your girlfriend pregnant. But first, Nappi discusses commenting on girls pictures, sleeping with a best friend’s partner, being single in the summer, and pre-sex masturbation. Then, Jay tells a story about his Uber driver and evaluates the biggest indicators for intelligence. The biggest difference between a good date and a bad date is comfort. On a good date, a couple will feel at ease, not afraid to be themselves, and connected. On bad dates, a couple will feel awkward and  detached and be on completely different wavelengths. In today’s episode, the boys evaluate two of Nappi’s dates and contrast the stark differences. No one has control of how a date will turn out because it’s not about doing or saying the right thing it’s just about finding the right person.

    1 hr 48 min
  • Lonely Boys

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about breaking up, the danger of drugs, needing more friends and being lonely. But first, Nappi discusses picking the wrong friend, being straight but having same-sex sex, and the meaning of life. Then, Jay talks about rape culture in the animal kingdom and old pharmaceutical drugs. It’s a Saturday night, everyone you know is out doing something with a bunch of their friends. You’re sitting on your couch by yourself, depressed, smoking a blunt to the dome, feeling like no one in the world fucks with you. Well, you are physically alone but not emotionally. In this episode, the boys talk about dealing with and overcoming solitude. Sometimes you just feel Akon in the 2000s, soooo lonely.


    2 hr 31 min
  • Lonely Boys

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about breaking up, the danger of drugs, needing more friends and being lonely. But first, Nappi discusses picking the wrong friend, being straight but having same-sex sex, and the meaning of life. Then, Jay talks about rape culture in the animal kingdom and old pharmaceutical drugs. It’s a Saturday night, everyone you know is out doing something with a bunch of their friends. You’re sitting on your couch by yourself, depressed, smoking a blunt to the dome, feeling like no one in the world fucks with you. Well, you are physically alone but not emotionally. In this episode, the boys talk about dealing with and overcoming solitude. Sometimes you just feel Akon in the 2000s, soooo lonely.


    2 hr 31 min
  • Murder Mystery

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about having sex with a virgin, coming across as douche bags, cigs on the couch, and approaching girls. But first, Nappi discusses cooking struggles, playing cards, and sleeping in class. Then, Jay brings on the host of Savage Mind Podcast and the owner of Savage Mind Designs, Jason Hector. Most of the time when someone is murdered the media interviews the family members of the deceased. You rarely hear anything from the family members of the murderer. Most family members of the accused shy away from the spotlight to protect themselves from ridicule and judgment. In this episode, the boys sit down with the father of a suspect in the murder of Jordan Von Hoffman. The conversation is real, intense, and moving. No one knows how to act when their loved one is a suspect of a murder. However, @jason.hector.589 is an impressive example of a father that demands accountability for himself and his son. 

    2 hr 27 min
  • Murder Mystery

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about having sex with a virgin, coming across as douche bags, cigs on the couch, and approaching girls. But first, Nappi discusses cooking struggles, playing cards, and sleeping in class. Then, Jay brings on the host of Savage Mind Podcast and the owner of Savage Mind Designs, Jason Hector. Most of the time when someone is murdered the media interviews the family members of the deceased. You rarely hear anything from the family members of the murderer. Most family members of the accused shy away from the spotlight to protect themselves from ridicule and judgment. In this episode, the boys sit down with the father of a suspect in the murder of Jordan Von Hoffman. The conversation is real, intense, and moving. No one knows how to act when their loved one is a suspect of a murder. However, @jason.hector.589 is an impressive example of a father that demands accountability for himself and his son. 

    2 hr 27 min
  • Wedding Crashers

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about what guys think about when they’re getting head, wedding vows, family influence, and being a snake in the grass. But first, Nappi discusses Amish people, red light moves, poor millennials, and not pulling out. Then, Jay details the process of getting your colon irrigated and does the tik tok sound challenge. Seeing people get married is one of the most moving events humans experience. You get to see two individuals voluntarily decide to become one union. In this episode, the boys reflect on their experience at their boy’s wedding and dream of one day being in love. They were a little hungover for this podcast but in sickness and in health they will always say “I do” for you.

    2 hr 23 min
  • Soft Lips

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about hooked on phonics, smart girls v. gossip girls, cool kids table, and saying I love you. But first, Nappi discusses choosing new interests over old interests, listening to friends advice, and masturbating. Then, Jay evaluates things that use to be expensive that are now cheap. “I love you” is one of the most powerful phrases in the English language. Its power stems from its meaning. The issue is that the meaning behind it depends on the subjective intentions of the person saying it. In this episode, the boys discuss what to do when someone tells you they love you before you love them back. If what love is to me is different than what love is to you, then why, as a society, do we place so much power on 3 words that no one can truly define? 

    2 hr
  • Breadcrumbing

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about fisting, seeing past partners on social media, being alone, and breadcrumbing. But first, Nappi discusses fucking without blinds, dog parks, heads up 7up, and Andy Milonakis. Then, Jay distinguishes different types of thieves and evaluates some of the most notorious thieves in history. Do they hit you up randomly and then ghost you for awhile and then hit you up again? Are you left confused by this inconsistency? Well, if so, this podcast is for you because today the boys talk about breadcrumbing. Breadcrumbing occurs when a person has no intentions of taking things further but they flirt here or there just for the attention. Don’t accept crumbs when you deserve the whole cake.

    2 hr 18 min
  • Hustle Culture

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about sleeping with a married woman, Jay’s new job, hustle culture, and guys with the single objective of having sex. But first, Nappi discusses Apple Music vs Spotify, crime statistics, guys built different, and baby talk. Then, Jay traces the evolution of toys and evaluates their use in society. As kids we were told that if we work hard, get good grades, and go to college we could be whatever we want. Now we are adults that checked off all of those boxes yet we are stuck in jobs that we hate. In this episode, the boys contemplate how to change your current 9 to 5 into your dream career. Some people look at shit and see shit. Others look at shit and see soil that will help grow a strong and resilient tree. See the soil. 

    1 hr 51 min
  • Relationship Status: Like a Kite

    In today’s Meat the boys sit down with Rob Nappi to discuss swingers, unsolicited nudes, Sous Vide, venting to parents, and never ending relationships. But first, Nappi discuss unemployment, pumping gas, baby makers, and the three pillars. Then, Jay plays the Newlywed game with the two Nappis. Most people have someone from their past that they can never truly get away from. The relationship becomes a never ending cycle of getting back together then breaking up again. In this episode, Rob Nappi provides his insight and perspective on this occurrence. It’s hard being a kite that wants to be free when the person holding the string keeps pulling you down.

    Follow Rob on Instagram @robnapz and check out his product @eatfigo and eatfigo.com

    2 hr 18 min

About Nappi & Jay

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Chris Nappi and Jay are life long friends whose path never seemed so unclear. The duo bond over their experiences of being glaringly different despite their indisputable success in their respective…