Nappi & Jay

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s moving situation, Nappi becoming an adult, getting sized up, weed around parents, and pre-nut honesty. But first, Nappi discusses playing music in the car, field trips, and dogs ability to comprehend. Then, Jay evaluates things Americans do that other countries think are weird. You ever date a guy and think to yourself “this dude is either a lying douche bag or extremely bipolar.” At one moment a guy can be super down for a girl and the next completely over it. In this episode, the boys talk about this phenomena and how two inconsistent statements can both be truthful. If hindsight is 20/20, post nut clarity is 20/10.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about caveman, dinosaurs, Jay getting in trouble and splitting the bill on dates. But first, Nappi discusses waking up early on vacation, snow in Texas, and people who believe in conspiracies. Then, Jay deeps dives in to two absurd dreams he had this week. One of the most uncomfortable parts about dating is figuring out who’s paying. If it’s a first date, the girl should offer to pay but the guys should ultimately be a gentleman and pick up the check. However, what happens when you are on date 5 and the girl still hasn’t paid for anything? In this episode, the boys discuss the best way to navigate finances in a relationship. If she doesn’t cook and she doesn’t clean she better at least offer some green.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s tattoo horror story, hanging out with your ex, and being toxic vs. being single. But first, Nappi discusses gaslighting, the little piggy that went to the market, and dreaming about phones. Then, Jay questions whether there are universal evils and attempts to define morality. They say that honesty will set you free. What they forget to mention is the effect your honesty has on others. In this episode, the boys talk about how sometimes their honesty is low key toxic. They go on to debate whether it is better to be single or in a toxic relationship. This is the story about how honesty can set you free but can trap others. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about overthinking, being portrayed as a simp, dating people with opposite political beliefs, and nonverbal v. verbal communication. But first, Nappi discusses new age deadly sins, extinction, animal attraction, and email signatures. Then, Jay confuses Nappi with 4 riddles that have differing levels of difficulty. Barry Bonds struck out 1539 times in his career and he holds the record for most home runs in MLB history. Moral of the story is that even the greatest of all time strike out. In this episode, the boys talk about how to maintain confidence during an on slot of rejection. In order to find a diamond in the rough you have to dig through the rough. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about playing prank, googling sex tips, and the confidence gap. But first, Nappi discusses his deviated septum, overnight investors, and being petty. Then, Jay explores sports from around the world. Everyone wants to be great at sex and with the proliferation of sexualized media the pressure to perform is higher than ever. Humans know how to hump. Unfortunately, humping only gets you so far. In this episode, the boys evaluate different methods and strategies to help you perform at the highest level. It’s never bad to get better.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Cass being a pathological liar, Nappi’s brand, bringing new people in the group, and heartbreak. But first, Nappi discusses AirPods, genital nerve endings, and iced coffee. Then, Jay examines different types of STDs and discusses their effects on animals. Friends come and go but family is forever. This saying mistakenly assumes that friends cannot become family. In this episode, the boys sit down with their closest female friends to air out some dirty laundry and build a deeper connection. What is the purpose of having younger sisters if they aren’t their to shit on you? Let the roasting begin.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about hydro flasks, dating goals, ego, and familial pressures. But first, Nappi discusses blocked numbers, moving away from home, and talking shit about small dicks. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to avoid being robbed and murdered. Everyday we navigate through a multitude of expectations that are placed on us by society, friends, employers, teachers, and family members. For most people these expectations shape the way they choose to live their lives. But should it? In today’s episode, the boys talk about the pressures and expectations that their families place on them. As Will Smith said in the Pursuit of Happiness, “Don’t ever let somebody tell you.. You can’t do something. Not even me. You got a dream... You gotta protect it.”

In today’s Meat the boys talk about LinkedIn, being blessed, bridging the gap, and girlfriends meeting exes. But first, Nappi discusses high maintenance girls, pancakes and waffles, and necrophiliacs. Then, Jay reflects on being an addict and lists the top addictions in the US. When you breakup with someone there is an assumption that your friendship with them ends. But why? In most long term relationships your partner becomes your best friend. Yet we are expected to completely stop communicating with someone that you’ve grown accustom to talking to everyday. In this episode, the boys talk about being friends with your ex and how it can affect future partners. “Oh she’s not my ex, she’s just a one of my best friends that I use to make love to.”

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the results of Nappi’s trifecta, four condoms, and their trip to Flagstaff. But first, Nappi discusses the covid hustle, pathological liars, and breakup insurance. Then, Jay evaluates different New Years traditions from around the world. To celebrate the new year, the boys took a “trip” to and in the snow. The word “trip” has a lot of meanings. For one, it could mean to fall or stumble on something. Secondly, it could be described as a journey or excursion. Lastly, according to Webster, it could be defined as “an intense visionary experience undergone by a person who has taken a psychedelic drug.” Who knew that Webster kept up with drug terminology? Dude must’ve definitely been a stoner. Anyway, in this episode the boys explore all of the meanings of the word trip.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about obtaining a slight edge, Nappi’s failed trifecta, New Years resolutions, and cumming in masks. But first, Nappi discusses self absorbed men, nicknames, and manual transmission cars. Then, Jay examines different objects that have fallen from the sky. 2020 was the year of masks. We masked our own failures by blaming our shortcomings on external forces, we masked our depression by faking happiness on social media, and finally we masked our faces to reduce the spread of Covid-19. So to symbolize new life in 2021, the boys encourage you to cum in a mask. As a wise man once said “the best celebration is masturbation.”