In today’s Meat the boys talk about the meaning of life, Adam and Eve, extinction, cumming early, and fighting with girls. But first, Nappi discusses his grades in school, Albert Einstein’s eyeballs, and the COVID vaccine. Then, Jay evaluates the different methods to reverse male pattern baldness. In last week’s episode, the boys discussed the need for confrontation in a relationship. The problem is the boys are toxic. In this episode, the boys discuss the destruction that constant friction causes in a relationship.  Remember, to always do as we say not as we do. Well, in this case do neither. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s comedy show experience, calling girls the wrong names, being high maintenance, and passive males. But first, Nappi discusses his favorite childhood candies, being a chameleon, and running from the cops. Then, Jay tells a story about how he met an alien. Are girls attracted to guys that do everything for them? The balance between being both dominate and passive is a hard one to find. In today’s episode, the boys talk about the consequences of being a push over and the importance of standing your ground. Sometimes you need a little bit of friction to create a spark.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about locking doors, onlyfans boyfriends, dancing with the stars, and being exclusive. But first, Nappi discusses being compared to jersey shore, coal miners, pacing around, and his social media detox. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to have non-penetrative sex. What’s the difference between being exclusive and being in a relationship? A label? The exclusive phase occurs when one partner wants a relationship and the other is just waiting for the next best thing. In this episode, the boys unpack the fallacy of being single but exclusive. “Exclusive” is not exclusive until the status changes from “single” to “in a relationship.”

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s Super Spreader Birthday Party, having secretive sex, dating confidence, and COVID depression. But first, Nappi discusses read receipts, waiting till marriage, and being sexually harassed. Then, Jay plays a game involving the most common illnesses. In this episode the boys catch you up on how they’ve been since testing positive for COVID. Nappi talks about having sex while his mom’s at his house and details his most recent date. Jay discusses recovering from COVID and provides insight on being depressed during these wild times. Welcome back to “Keeping up with Nappi & Jay.”

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the best date spots, the differences between passive and direct girls, and falling in love for one night. But first, Nappi discusses guys that aren’t funny, peanuts, and sadness in America. Then, Jay contemplates a quote and analyzes the presidential election. In this episode the boys talk about the qualities they look for in a girl that they just want to hook up with. This isn’t about finding the one. This is about finding the one for one night (or a couple of weeks). This is the blueprint to meet the right people before you meet the perfect person. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about being content creators, the effects siblings have on our lives, and finding the one. But first, Nappi discusses the word “chile,” contour titties, and his bucket of nudes. Then, Jay  examines the evolutionary explanation for nightmares. Everyone is looking for their perfect match. The question is whether or not they actually exist. Will you ever meet someone that you have no reservations about or are red flags inevitable? They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea but sometimes the sea is full of tuna and you’re looking for a salmon. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about virgins, Nappi hooking up with a stranger, and being a selfless partner. But first, Nappi discusses bad relationships, nutting in cupcakes, and his sext slave. Then, Jay examines 4 of the strangest plane crashes in history. Having sex with someone new could sometimes be nerve-racking. Having sex with someone you’ve only known for 30 minutes usually amplifies that anxiety tenfold. However, in this episode, Nappi discusses why his experience hooking up with a stranger was one of the best sexual encounters he’s ever had. They say chemistry is a science but sometimes not even science has an explanation for it. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s favorite YouTube channel, picking up grandmas, wack guys, and big areolas. But first, Nappi discusses watching TV porn, flying girls out, and desk jobs. Then, Jay analyzes the meanings behind rude hand gestures from around the world. Effort and personality are the only two things a guy needs in order to find a girl. Unfortunately, most guys in our society lack one or the other. In today’s episode the boys talk about this phenomenon and discuss the implications it has on their personal lives. It’s easy, all you have to do is open doors and be funny. 

In today’s Meat the boys call Jay’s “Bad Date” to get her perspective on the night and Nappi talks about trying to make sex casual. But first, Nappi discusses cumming fast, parent wake ups, and irregular texters. Then, Jay tells a story about him taking and passing a drug test. Humans are literally born to fuck. Yet there is a societal stigma placed upon individuals who just fuck to fuck. Is there a good reason for this stigma or should people start treating sex more casually? In today’s episode, the boys provide their personal takes on casual sex and detail how to execute it correctly. As a wise man once said, “I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love, so come give me a hug.”

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi communicating with stars, Jay getting called out on a podcast, and Nappi having sex. But first, Nappi discusses the effects of edibles, birthday party anxiety, and the coin shortage. Then, Jay breaks down the facts and controversies surrounding the Breonna Taylor case. Tupac wouldn’t have been Tupac without Biggie and Biggie wouldn’t have been Biggie without Tupac. Beef is an integral part of rap culture. In this episode, the boys make beef an integral part of podcast culture. Moral of the story, if you speak about the boys don’t be surprised if they speak back.