Nappi & Jay

In today’s Meat the boys talk about balcony stories, judging people based on their social media, bad dates, and rejection. But first, Nappi discusses suicide prevention walks, permanent records, and bullying. Then, Jay provides a detailed description of sexual reassignment surgery. What do you do if you’re on a shitty date with a really nice person? Do you end it early or do you ride it out? In the episode the boys talk about their own strategies to get out of these situations. We all know that the faster you rip off a bandaid the quicker the pain subsides. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the effects of no fap, forced diversity, soft dick blowjobs, hitting on waitresses, and blondes not liking Nappi. But first, Nappi discusses the correlation between anxiety and horniness, why guys don’t need reassurance, and kayaking. Then, Jay details the workings of a successful homeless operation in Mesa, AZ. Every time you interact with a person you make conscious or subconscious judgments about them. These judgements are not inherently bad. They are used as a defense mechanism in order for humans to protect themselves against potential threats. However, if we do not acknowledge our aptitude to judge we may unintentionally push good people away. In this episode, the boys talk about negative judgements made about them in the past week. Remember, judging people is a natural byproduct of the human condition but make sure to question the underlying cause of your judgements and stay skeptical about them. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay receiving a nude, Nappi teaching lessons and the friend zone. But first, Nappi discusses the meaning behind repetitive numbers, being a triple threat, and starting an onlyfans. Then, Jay examines the effectiveness of different penis enlargement methods. “I think we’d be better as friends.” Hard words to say but even harder words to hear. In this episode the boys discuss the infamous friend zone. Whether you are the one being friend zoned or you are the one friend zoning you must be tactical with your approach. The boys are here to teach how not to make friends. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the problem with the masses and jerking off. But first, Nappi discusses girls getting high, trend followers, and guys that can’t get it up. Then, Jay analyzes the prevalence of cross-species sex in the animal kingdom and talks about hybrid animals. When does masturbation turn from a normal human behavior to a compulsive addiction? Is it a problem that your significant other sometimes prefers to jackoff rather than have sex with you? How does the increase of sexualization in our society affect men? In this episode the boys use their own lived experiences to answer these questions. So cum, listen, and get your release.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about fraternity life and friends dating other friends’ exes. But first, Nappi discusses cargo shorts, flat pillows, talking to plants, and pick-up lines. Then, Jay pays respect to one of his biggest idols by reading some of their most inspirational quotes. This episode details the trial and tribulations of being a pledge. From hazing to pledge class drama to getting dropped to starting their own fraternity the boys cover it all. This is the story about how Nappi and Jay met and became brothers. 

This episode the boys sit down with one of their favorite human beings, Cassandra Noviello aka Cass aka the dopest female in the game. But first, Nappi discusses snorting caffeine, Alaska, and incenstual relationships. Then, Jay expresses his deep and wholesome love for people on the Autism spectrum. In today’s Meat the group talks about the word female, cancel culture, Nappi’s sugar baby drama, depression, and blocking people. Since the inception of the podcast this guest has been referenced by the boys many times. It was only right to have her on as a guest for such a pivotal milestone for the podcast, episode 37. Listen and you will love Cass as much as the boys do. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about sugar babies, girls who don’t talk on the phone, and avoiding random hookups. But first, Nappi discusses talking to himself, edible anxiety, and guys who spend their days looking at hot women. Then, Jay contemplates whether asshole teachers are real or just a myth. Many people assume that the life of a sugar baby is smooth sailing. However, people fail to recognize the difficulty that some sugar babies face in their attempt to find a genuine and altruistic connection. In this episode Nappi discusses his hesitations to explore a meaningful relationship with a girl whose life is paid for by another man. Sometimes what looks like sugar is actually salt and other times it's neither. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the possibility of a Tik Tok ban, their favorite types of nudes, finding happiness in a world of endless possibilities and the perfect girl. But first, Nappi discusses going balls deep in a “gine”, wearing Heelys, and the hate he’s been receiving on twitter. Then, Jay reads suspect statements that Nappi made in his most recent Tik Tok Live. Asking if the perfect girl exist is like asking if aliens are real. For both questions the answer is of course. The only problem is there are very few individuals who have ever actually met one. In this episode the boys detail what they are looking for in an ideal match.

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s microwave mishaps, attracting premium women, and body count. But first, Nappi uses his moment to answer strange questions from people who’ve DM’d him. Then, Jay talks about different body counts in the animal kingdom. Everyone’s body count has a story behind it. The problem is that most people see a number and immediately start making assumptions. In this episode the boys discuss the dangers and unfairness of having such an initial reaction. Oh yeah and the boys reveal their own body counts…

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the absurdity of conspiracy theories, Nappi taking an edible, Jay meeting a new girl, and talking to exes. But first, Nappi discusses T-Pain losing his virginity, the fastest recorded cum shot, and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay attempts to help Nappi get back into porn by introducing him to strange porn genres. In the beginning of the dating process, one of the easiest ways to lose a girl’s interest is by coming on too strong. In this episode the boys talk about the importance of playing the slow game. Even if you can fuck like a rabbit you will never get the prize if you don’t play the game like a tortoise.