In today’s Meat the boys talk about a message from Jay's sister, Nappi getting punked by a girl, having sex without condoms, and boyfriends liking other girls photos. But first, Nappi discusses 16 year olds who look 25, "the drive to the rave," and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay draws attention to a rare congenital birth defect that Lil Dicky was supposedly born with called hypospadias. It is not a secret that the boys are extremely environmental friendly. For example, in this episode Nappi aka "animal lover" details the hardships he went through in order to watch a friend's dog. Let's just say he got the short end of the stick. Then, the boys go off about how wearing a rubber is never even plan Z. It is honestly admiring the risks the boys will take in order to save the planet. Like usual this is an unprotected, pro-choice, and skin-to-skin podcast. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about eating alone, happy endings, and removing distractions. But first, Nappi discusses the perfect penis size, hot boyfriends, and sus DMs he got this week. Then, Jay tells a story about buying a stranger cigarettes and provides a list of different forms of currency. This episode is all the boys’ journey towards eliminating distractions. Whether it’s Nappi discovering the flow of eating alone or Jay purging all females from his life, the boys have been making a conscious effort to stay focused on bettering themselves. With that being said, come and let us distract you for a little while.

In today’s Meat the boys sit down with Blaise Castagnetti, a very close friend who happens to love dick. But first, Nappi discusses stoops, sucking titties, car sex, and the power of sending voice notes. Then, Jay talks about homosexual behavior in the animal kingdom and animals with large clitorises. This episode details the triumphs and struggles of a gay bachelor in 2020. The Meat starts with stories from the boys about discovering their own sexual orientation. This evolves into a dialogue about the gay dating scene, micro penises, blow jobs, floating vaginas, and orgies. Get the lube ready because in this episode the boys go full anal. 

In today’s Meat the boys talk about getting infected by coronavirus and giving second chances. But first, Nappi discusses respectful sex, male bedrooms, and 1st grade teachers who love to fuck. Then, Jay claims that birds are robot drones and that the government is using them to spy on us. This episode details the lengths the boys will go to have sex. Whether it is knowingly getting infected by coronavirus or getting back with an ex that screwed you over. Sometimes you got to take the hit in order to get the nut. Other times, the nut is not worth the bruise that is left by the hit. Here, the boys deep dive into both perspectives. 

In today’s Meat the boys discuss their biggest fears and the growing pains that come with life long friendships. But first, Nappi talks about romanticizing high school, guys posting pictures on Instagram, and the meaning behind the infamous “I wanna see you” text. Then, Jay claims that Tik Tok is a spyware app and that Nappi is a puppet for the Chinese government. The boys normally record the podcast mid-afternoon when the sun is shining the brightest. However, in this episode the boys started recording as the sun began to set. Thus, this is the Sunset Podcast both literally and figuratively. It starts out light and playful but gradually gets darker and more serious. So sit back and enjoy all the colors of this Arizona sunset. 

In today’s Meat the boys discuss giving directions to strangers, an Australian girl that Nappi met and the role ego plays in breakups. But first, Nappi talks about being a better coach than a player, flirting in relationships, and becoming emotionally more intelligent than parents. Then, Jay gives new insight on his relationship with Thomas Potter and vents about his continued bike troubles. Moving on after a relationship is sometimes difficult and sometimes easy. Today the boys provide two different perspectives on the breakup process. Jay details both his struggles and growth after getting dumped while Nappi explores his new post breakup life. Sometimes the only way to move forward is to move on.

In today’s Meat the boys discuss ass eaters, the best places to find good girls, girls hitting guys, and Nappi’s breakup. But first, Nappi talks about guys moaning during sex, girls who laugh at their own jokes, and the 3 words that make every guy cum. Then, Jay reflects on his history of getting hit by cars and discusses his new friendship with an old man. This episode is all about girls. Girls that eat ass, girls that go to church, girls that are abusive, and a girl that Nappi broke up with. Sit back and relax while the boys dissect the good, the bad, and the crazy. 

In today’s Meat the boys play a game of Fuck Marry Kill, discuss Jay getting a bike, and talk about Arizona opening back up. But first, Nappi discusses getting a handjob from a girl who knows sign language, taking pictures with friends, and being a man’s man. Then, Jay quizzes Nappi on famous pop culture quotes. SPOILER: Nappi fails the quiz. This episode the boys play Fuck Marry Kill using obscure categories. Such categories include food, mental illnesses, natural environment, sex workers, and types of drugs. Listen and find out whether the boys would Fuck Marry or Kill a schizophrenic.

In today’s Meat the boys interview Dalyss Hanson, an above average white guy from North Dakota. But first, Nappi talks about masterbating to Hentai porn, girls who vent about their exes, and being too old for snapchat. Then, Jay discusses fun facts about North Dakota and Dalyss’ hometown Crosby. Dalyss is an aspiring standup comedian and the host of the podcast Swim Lessons. He sits down with the boys to discuss his journey leaving North Dakota and pursuing his dream as a standup comedian. It was definitely a bumpy road but as the quote he lives by states: “character is tested when you are up against it.” This is the story of a small town kid chasing his big city dreams. 

Follow Dalyss @dalysshanson and @swimlessonspodcast 
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In today’s Meat the boys discuss their first girlfriends, Jay passing the bar, and reoccurring nightmares. But first, Nappi discusses Mother’s Day, making friends with gay dudes, and dating a person that always wants to “make it work.” Then, Jay examines the effects of naming your child X Æ A-12. This episode is all about young love... breaking hearts and getting your heart broken. The boys reminisce on a life that was simple yet complex at the same time. We are going 10 years in the past and talking about the girls that wish they didn’t get away.