Nappi & Jay

No matter if you watched the Super Bowl for the game, the halftime show, or the commercials, this show has it all for you. The podcast opens with the boys reviewing Demi Lovato’s rendition of the national anthem and the sensational performance of her sign language interpreter. The boys then briefly discuss how the Chiefs broke Jay’s heart and the 49ers championship aspirations. After that, the boys dig into everyone’s favorite part of the Super Bowl: The Commercials. From Kim and Kanye’s McDonald’s order, to baby avocado carriers, and the birth of Baby Nut. The conversation takes an interesting turn when the boys argue about whether Alexa and Google Home are the end of humanity. Nappi is on team robots and Jay is on team human. The boys discuss the eccentric halftime performance and finish the show with their favorite commercials of the night!

Friendship Goals: Do you need friends? Don’t worry, Nappi and Jay will be your friends. Today the boys tell you everything you need to know about friendship. But first, Nappi talks about the sexual tension he feels shopping at Trader Joe’s and the possibility that at any moment a TJ’s orgy could pop off. The conversation takes a completely different turn when the guys contemplate the origins of Dippin’ Dots and ask why you can’t buy them at a normal store. Jay talks about a man who for 27 years lived in solitude and only said one word to one person one time. The boys then discuss children who were abandoned at birth and had to grow up in the wild. The Meat starts with the boys answering the question: How do you make friends after college? Jay’s simple answer is "you don’t." This leads to a discussion about the dynamics between same-sex and opposite-sex friendships. Nappi proposes the question of whether you would cheat on your girlfriend if a 10 told you she was down to f***. The Meat wraps up with the boys giving their advice on how to deal with common friendship problems such as what do you do if your friend likes you, how to get over being jealous of your friends’ other relationships, and how to deal with your racist friend. Do you suck at giving your friends advice? Do you ever wonder what guys do when girls aren’t around? Do you feel sexual tension when you are around a specific friend? Nappi and Jay are here to help you out by providing you with their personal knowledge of how to navigate friendships!

Nappi starts the podcast with a clip of a hotel guest claiming that Jerry, from Tom & Jerry, is in his room. The boys then discover that girls also have unexpected boners (lol what?). Then, Jay discusses the “Dan Bilzerian” of the animal kingdom and the abuse female otters receive from males. The Meat begins with the boys answering relationship questions from fans regarding reverse psychology, communication, and threesomes. This leads into their 7 step approach to getting and staying out of a toxic relationship, such as understand people lie, cut off communication, and staying distracted just to name a few. Do you feel like your relationship is just a complication of fights? Well, listen up because today is the day you will finally be set free!

Have you ever heard the phrase “I know a guy?” Today’s guest is that guy: The Candyman! But first, Nappi starts the podcast with hard “blunt” hitting questions: Have you ever seen two people fight? How do you put oxygen in an oxygen tank? Why do drinks get hot and food get cold? Jay then discusses how magic mushrooms effect the human consciousness, let's just say it might have something to do with a 6 inch pet gorilla. The Meat is dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the life of a drug dealer. The Candyman discusses robberies, sketchy fiends, and the ups and downs that comes with slanging dope. This is the story of how a kid who started selling weed out of his dorm room to becoming a jack of all trades. In the spirit of anonymity, our guest’s voice has been modified and is referred to as Candyman throughout the podcast. Anything that is talked about in this podcast should not be taken seriously and should be viewed as satire. *Hits blunt* but honestly what is real?

Does God exist? A question asked from the beginning of human consciousness, but still yet to be solved. Today, the boys grapple with the question and take a step closer to finding the truth. But first, Nappi discusses birthday texts from Jesus, the possibility of World War III, and having his next birthday at Panera Bread. Then, Jay sheds light on 3 hipster religions and educates Nappi on the concepts of sodomy, placenta, and abortion. The meat starts with the boys discussing their own beliefs in God and questioning one another’s beliefs. Then, the boys discuss the downward trajectory of American’s strict adherence to organized religions. Jay calls out organized religion for being ignorant and Nappi talks about his theory on how Mary got pregnant. They wrap up the meat discussing the positive effects religion has on people’s lives. This show explores a different side of Nappi & Jay as they discuss a topic that many find taboo or too difficult to question. The question is do you believe in God?

New Years special: The episode opens up with the boys reflecting back to their first ever Intro (Isis) theme song. They then play a clip of taking a random phone call, really showing their noobie stripes. Nappi contemplates if girl's pooping is an actual thing, Jay tries to convince him otherwise. Somehow the conversation turns into Jay getting rag dolled by a girl and Nappi talks about breaking a disembodied girl’s heart. After Nappi tells a story about getting stung by 23 bees, we discover that Jay is actually the world's greatest bee advocate. The guys talk about the origins of Cereal Killers and Nappi comes up with the best solution to stop them: Make Killing Corny! Then, the boys shift gears to share their most confusing "WHAT?" moments from their 2019 episodes. After all the confusion, the show turns up when they play clips of Nappi and Kate (Nappi’s Ex) getting into a heated argument. What would you do if you only had 100 blinks left before you went blind? Because Kate would just stare at Nappi. Then, Nappi talks about how networking is the key to surviving as a small kid in Queens and Jay discusses how the movie Honey I Shrunk the Kids was instrumental to his sexual development. To finish, the boys fire out some of their funniest out of context one-liners, and reflect on 2019, setting very specific "Not SMART" Goals for 2020. If you want to bring in the New Year with new cheer, enjoy an hour long laugh session of the guys most sus moments.

Merry Christmas! Today the boys switch it up for a holiday special. Instead of Nappi’s Internet Moments, Jay’s Peculiar Mind, and the Lighting Round, the boys deliver a straight smash-mouth Christmas review. They start by discussing their own Christmas traditions, their feelings on the day, and expose the worst gift givers in their families. Then, the guys reminisce on some of the most popular gifts of the 90’s. Nappi talks about how he used some of those gifts to cause some really questionable mischief. Jay describes his weird obsession with rubber bugs. The show wraps up with some rapid fire Christmas mad libs and some hilarious childhood stories about when they found out Santa was a fraud!

On today’s show the boys interview an influencer known as Kate.van.horn; Not only is she an influencer, but she happens to be Nappi’s ex! Before they get into it, the gang attempts to figure out what Kate’s “this her” pic, and discuss why cat guys are actually better than dog guys! Jay tells us about some unpopular social media sites he is trying to help get off the ground. Somehow this turns into a conversation about cankles and boob jobs. The meat is a hodgepodge of funny stories and digestible tidbits on Kate’s experience of being an influencer. Interviews are normally tame and informative, but today was a different dynamic. Nappi calls her out for her “awesome and flexible” life, while Kate takes shots at Nappi’s neck, meanwhile Jay tries to manage the fire. Never has a show had so much love and hate. 

Today’s episode starts with Nappi telling a story of a girl pooping at their boyfriend’s house, which then turns into a heated discussion on sending nudes! Jay’s search for a new career path takes him around the world. Nappi vies for a shot at interim weeping boy! In the Meat, the boys take you on a journey to finding your passion. They review different personality types and give you some pointers on becoming more self-aware. It comes full circle when boys discuss their journey starting the podcast. Get ready, today you get that much closer to finding your passion!

This week the boys discuss the many implications that procrastination can have on our lives, but before they get into all that Nappi really gets emotional about eyebrows and women with green eyes. Jay then brings up the ethical dilemmas that surround post mortem ejaculation. Trust me, you really don't want to miss that. The Meat is filled with insight into why we all seem to dilly-dally our way through life. They discuss the different reasons and delaying tactics that we all seem to employ, but give some hilarious tips on how to snap out of it -- you might need a prescription!