Nappi & Jay

Nappi & Jay

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Nappi & Jay episodes

  • Send Nudes

    In today’s Meat the boys discuss sending nudes, errant texts, dating white girls, and whether ignorance is truly bliss. But first, Nappi reminisces on making his high school english teacher’s life miserable and the boys talk about things that make them cry. Then, Jay discusses sexual relationships between humans and dolphins. Back in the day getting a nude from a girl was like hitting a bullseye. Nowadays nudes are taken for granted. It use to be an art form and now it’s just child’s play. Our old age has blinded us from the magnificence of a well shot nude.  Don’t be old, listen to this episode and SEND NUDES!

    1 hr 3 min
  • F***ing Robots

    In today’s meat the boys talk about porn addiction, sliding in DMs, and answer why all guys love the weather. But first, Nappi dissects two words that have recently grown in popularity and the boys talk about the impact of big dick energy. Then, Jay lays out his plan to become a pimp and the boys discuss the future of sex robots. Do you find yourself watching porn multiple times a day? Is your little guy getting tired? Do you love the weather? Well, give your buddy a break and listen to the boys talk about f***ing robots. 

    1 hr 8 min
  • The Art of Fishing

    In today’s Meat the boys talk about getting ghosted, hooking up in quarantine, and exotic animals. But first, Nappi discusses why no one likes Samantha and attempts to name the 3 branches of government. Then, Jay comes clean about something he did 15 years ago. Today, the boys take a deep dive into the relationship ocean and realize that the key to success is casting a wide net. Bring your bait because it’s time to go fishing.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Different Cuts of Meat

    In this episode, the boys sit down with Iso to shoot the poop. Iso is a yoga teacher, a life coach, and an all around dope person. The podcast starts with Nappi discussing peeing on people and the inequality between males and females when it comes to finding a mate. Then, Jay explores the life of intersex people and the boys argue over whether or not they would want to be intersex. In today's meat the boys talk about their biggest regrets, the first time they masterbated, hearing their parents have sex, and insignificance of humanity. Get ready because today's podcast will take you on a wild but incredible auditory journey.

    Check out Iso at: https://www.instagram.com/isoonice/

    1 hr 9 min
  • You Play to Win the Game!

    In today’s episode, the boys discuss playing and navigating your dating life through the “GAME.”  The podcast starts out with a tweet about a male toad having vaginal sexual intercourse with a dead female toad and Nappi laying out the blueprint on how to smoke for free. After that, Jay goes on a rant about people’s obsession with toilet paper and gives his factual opinion about COVID-19. The Meat starts with the boys answering what the “game” is and why there is no choice but to succumb to its rules. Then, the boys give their Do’s and Dont’s on how to play the game. Do you feel like girls don't like you? Are you a super nice guy that never gets laid? Is the only game you’re good at fortnite? This podcast is for you. Let the boys teach you how to play the game correctly.

    58 min
  • An Independent Mom on a Mission

    In today’s episode, the boys recorded off-location at Podfest 2020 in Orlando, Florida. At Podfest the boys met and sat down with the multidimensional April Sky. April is a wedding photographer, a life coach, a soon to be podcaster, and a single mom. The boys dive into April’s life and discover why she has been an inspiration to hundreds of single mothers. But first, Nappi discusses the ultimate way to shut up your partner during a fight and the journey from “babe to blocked.” Then, Jay talks about unique ways to discipline your children and Nappi details his plan to stop his kids from drinking at a young age. The Meat starts with April explaining her biggest struggles as a single mom and what led to her divorce. The conversation evolves to April revealing the truth behind dating as a single mom and Nappi discusses his experiences being raised by a single mother. April is a great example of  a single mother who has been able to balance two successful businesses while still providing her child with love, education, and health. She is an awesome woman and the boys are grateful for the opportunity to interview her. You can find out more information about April on Instagram @momsmadeformore or on her website at www.momsmadeformore.com

    58 min
  • The Wild Wild West

    In today’s podcast the boys bring in the man, the myth, the legendary first gay on the podcast: Isaiah Martin. Isaiah is a manager at one of the hottest nightclubs in Scottsdale and is a life long friend of the show. He sits down with the boys to discuss the uncensored realities of working in the nightclub industry. In Nappi’s Internet Moments the boys talk about penis enlargement surgery and the possibility of creating a Neapolitan penis (kinda like the ice cream, but better). That discussion inevitably evolves into a conversation about an all male threesome and how to run a train. Jay then talks about different hangover cures from around the world. From Italy to Ancient Greece, hangovers are universal but the cures are diverse. In the Meat, Isaiah educates the boys on a multitude of subjects relating to the nightclub industry such as: the process of recruiting bottle girls, bottle girls and clients relationships, the perks and drawbacks of the industry, fights at the club, groupers, drug dealers, and the perception of shallowness. Do you want to be a bottle girl? Do you feel like all bottle girls are gold digging hoes? Do you wish you could get laid by a bottle girl? Well, Isaiah is here to spill the tea on it all. This is the true life of a Scottsdale nightclub manager.

    57 min
  • New York vs. California

    Today's episode features the battle of the coasts! Nappi's New York upbringing versus Jay's home state of California. The guys start the show with a quick Nappi's Internet Moments discussing the lack of "I love yous" in porn, and Nappi goes off about escalator etiquette! Jay then deep dives into the rat problem in NYC, which Nappi quickly dismisses as the strength of his city's charm. Things really start getting feisty in the Meat, with the boys tackling the topics of Weather/Landscape, Food, Sports, Music, and Lifestyle to start. They argue about which city is truly the food capital of the world and go in on some of their favorite hometown artists. The guys then face off in a celebrity death-match, which features a game of WAR where they each throw out their top 5 most famous celebrities born in their state. The Meat ends when the boys give their closing arguments. Nappi credits the aura of NYC, while Jay attacks the cities as so-called "child abuse." The lightning round ends with the guys taking a quick trip to Mars and tell us about the time they lost their virginities. We need you to decide! Which is the superior state New York or California? Team Jay or Team Nappi?

    1 hr 7 min
  • Do You Suffer From Anxiety?

    On this week's episode of Nappi and Jay the guys discuss the topic of anxiety. Through out the podcast the guys touch on different themes of anxiety from sexual performance, pooping in public, how to face your fears and much more. The show starts with a sexual Nappi's internet moments. They discuss casual sex, sex without orgasms, and somehow end up moaning at each other with some weird sexual role play. This leads into Jay's peculiar mind. Jay tells us about a comedy skit, which talk's about the responsibility of men in the bedroom and how guy's have more pressure to perform than girls. This then leads to talking about some funny WebMD tips on how to get over performance anxiety. The meat then starts with Jay and Nappi opening up about their deepest insecurities and anxiousness. We then discuss some responses we got from the audience describing the difference between getting anxious from a surprise party vs. getting chased by a bear, it's not as different as you think! We then end the show with an awesome lightning round highlighted by Nappi telling a story about the time he got spit on.  We are here to cure your anxiety, and remember make me shit!

    59 min
  • Welcome to D-Day

    D-Day aka Valentine’s Day: A day to make your relationship feel special, for couples to get laid, and singles left to cry. Nappi and Jay are here for all of you on such a polarizing day. Nappi start off the podcast discussing the oppression he has faced for being an off-white olive boy. The boys argue about whether or not sexual intercourse is more intimate than kissing and the application of a particular gonorrhea spread. Then, Jay gives a history lesson on the origins of Valentine’s Day. Let’s just say, it was originally for the boys. The Meat starts with the boys discussing their nonexistent D-Day plans and talk about the correlation between the holiday and breakups. The boys then give their advice on common Valentine’s Day situations: how to calm first date jitters, what to do if you are single on Valentine’s Day, and how to balance your main and side chick on Valentine’s Day. The boys wrap up the Meat with a challenge to the audience. If you're alone, or anxious about your date, or want listen to Nappi and Jay drown in their Valentine's day sorrows we have got a serious show for you!

    52 min

About Nappi & Jay

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Chris Nappi and Jay are life long friends whose path never seemed so unclear. The duo bond over their experiences of being glaringly different despite their indisputable success in their respective…