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Gabe still hates Ooo-we-nay, and hopes he went down with the Death Star. What did Darth Vader actually start ... Kylo Ren has no f*cking clue. Chiming in with Panic at the Disco, the weirdest set up to a love story that never went anywhere. JJ Abrams took the check and went out with middle fingers up. BB8 can go on silent mode but then he sounds like a roomba, the vision scene was really well done. That saber has really bad karma, the Nazi Germany references are really on the nose, Rey would not survive long in an 80's horror movie, questions being asked that don't get answered. Plot twist, it was Maz Kanata the whole time!! We definitely agree who the best character is.

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Initial reactions, is Echo really an antagonist? Tracksuit mafia and specialized arrows, why is Hawkeye immune from backlash when destroying a bridge? We know the sign for Black Widow, and who Echo answers to. Theorizing about Kingpin, Yelena, and Clint.

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Surprise Episode! We have decided to do some reaction episodes, to the series as they release. Join us for our first one, as we reaction to Hawkeye Episodes 1&2. Hawkeye is Cody's favorite Avenger, we love/hate the musical, don't do weird shit in public. Black belt at 15? Tracksuit bros, fight fight fight and then run around, the dog's name is Pizza, throwing back Molotov cocktails, LARPing embarrassment, lots of reasons to wear a hearing aid, and speculation about Yelena.

Waking up in the desert, Poe was apparently just naked. Good thing Storm Troopers wear onesies, that creature has a Hank Hill ass. Finn is with the resistance, we make tie fighter noises, rations boy goes to Exegol. Millennium Falcon and Solo appear, Bigfoot with a bowcaster, metal dodgeball sounds, Kullens, Dom kills a Rathtar because family, Hux and Kylo fighting, it's all true. I've never seen so much green screen in all my life!

We begin to recap the sequels. It's like a duel of the directors, Mary Sue, Heidi wants to punch the internet. These movies don't belong with the Skywalker Saga, the First Order took 30 years to rise, BB8 is cute, these stories are circular, Finn gets Rafiki'd, Kylo's poorly-made lightsaber, Anakin vs Kylo - who would win, who talks first you talk first I talk first? Captain Phasma was part of Clan Visla, Rey being a scavenger, granddaughter with a robot x2, Hux and Kylo, and Rylo Ken. That tie fighter is tethered like a horse, why does everyone want to go back to Jakku??!

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Rylo Ken, Lando is listening to soft Jazz while waiting for Han, I was Darth Vader but now I'm Super Darth Vader, Super Duper Death Star, could Edward Cullen defeat Darth Vader, Vampires get their power from Kyber crystals and use the force, Luke is really bad at hide and seek. Pick up a mfr and throw him down the shaft, egghead Vader, stormtroopers kill each other for spots on the ships, funeral pile yule log, one last awkward Ani for the road. 

Don't tell me how to live my life, Heidi watches garbage, awkward father/son interactions, speculation about the Obi-Wan series, Luke turning to the dark side, Salacious Crumb just took a lot of spice, our boy Rex makes an appearance, there's only 10 floors in the Death Star, the emperor is being petty, Ewoks are wreaking havoc, your equipment was bought by the cheapest seller, "I can feel your anger..." Luke is a trophy wife, Cold blooded Ewok murder, Han cops a feel, Luke and Vader duel. 

Nerd Post shirts, Drunk Star Wars, we needed a second Solo movie, Mon Mothma a pacifist?  Admiral Ackbar trivia, if Heidi can understand the plan it's probably not a good one, that ship is his dead ex-girlfriend, search it on urban dictionary. We are still finding Galen Erso's work from beyond the grave, lightsabers igniting on screen, Ewoks! C-3PO is not threatening to anyone, Guy on a Buffalo, Drinking out of Cups, not my chair not my problem, narwhals are real. 

Gabe hates "Ooo-wee-nay", Luke's character development, Sarlaccs have a lot more going on under the surface, Luke is swinging a baseball bat, Hondo is there, did Boba get partially digested? Slave Leia trivia, Salacious Crumb, aren't you blind? The Skywalker family doesn't keep their right arms very often, I love you but I'll freaking kill you, Yoda disappears, from a certain point of view!