We begin our recap of a New Hope. Random trivia, WTF is a force ghost, and NPP field trip to the Tunisian desert. Cody ad-libs R2's dialogue, Darth Vader uses the force for sparkles, and couldn't get the sand out of his crevices. R2 is beep boxing through the desert,  ring = droids, Luke is whiney and needs a few days under the staircase, and you can be the Cersei to my Jaime. 

We finish our recap of Rogue One. We recap Jyn, Cassian, and K-2SO's struggle in the tower, and Darth Vader showing up. It's been a hell of a ride babe, get that bitch under control, and of course there's still no space OSHA. Something bit me, Vader is melodramatic, he probably held the door shut while he was slaughtering rebels. We wrap up Rogue One with our PG-13 segment.

We begin to recap the climax of Rogue One. Answers about Parsecs that no one asked for, and why a hot dog not a sandwich? R2 knows too much, AT-ATs are something to RUN from, Gabe is here for space wizard-samurai hybrids, F-U Wings, and AT-ACTs are like the difference between a frog and a turtle. Don't worry Baze, if they strike me down I'll be more powerful than they can ever imagine. We play a game of Kylo-Baze-Death Trooper, and Manson's "Tainted Love" is playing.

We continue our recap of Rogue One. Darth Vader has his Disney princess castle on Mustafar, Krennic needs a win, Scarif is beautiful, I'm sure there's one just lying about, and the rebels have thermal detonators. Rogue.... uh, one?

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We continue our recap of Rogue One, apologies for terrible audio at the beginning. Great Value Darth Vader does not take showers, Budhi Rock's mother's name is Martha too. That's no moon, Saw has a great final line, the Death Star is renewable energy, and Galen has a great death scene as well. My blaster isn't in sniper configuration, why do you ask?

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We begin our recap of Rogue One. If the beginning doesn't startle you, were you even paying attention? Introduction to "Boodhi" and we love K-2SO. Metal feet must be jenky, and we get great value Darth Vader. Tarkin's face isn't that bad, and Chirrut Imwe is amazing. We need a Chirrut and Baze buddy cop movie.

Teras Kasi involves a lot of arm flapping, and speaking of arms Chewbacca does some weird stuff with the arm he ripped off. We play a game of wookie-pyke-sentry guard, Lando really is a robo-sexual, the Kessel run was done in 12.9997 parsecs, and the coaxium switch was actually a really good plan. We close out Solo, a part 2 would have actually been great. Hashtag confirmed, Han shot first.

We continue to recap Solo, starting with the failed heist on Vandor. Erin Kellyman is a badass, and it's now canon that Hades is a Sith. Dryden Voss is terrifying and Chewy goes to the bar a lot. We talk about Cocaine Bear and the limit to get Chewbacca drunk is definitely 35 beers. We get to see a game of Sabacc and meet the Millennium Falcon.  Stay tuned to the very end for a post credit scene.

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We start to recap Solo, and get off to a pretty rocky start. We give the movie a pretty hard time, but not too bad; we still have a blast recapping the intro scenes, including calculating the worth of a republic credit (less like a peso more like a galleon), and breaking off into wondering what the bastard names are from Game of Thrones. There's trench warfare with some scatting, we get to meet a muddy Chewbacca, and we need a shitposting group.

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We wrap up Revenge of the Sith. Heidi pays homage to Padme in full cosplay. There's a duel between two apex predators, where the fate of the entire galaxy is witnessed by everyone and no one. Obi Wan and Anakin duel over the lava, and are very schweaty. Anakin is Frankenstein's monster, and maybe Palpatine used Padme's life force to save Anakin. Luke gets the raw end of the deal, and we wrap up the prequels. 


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