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We pick back up after Order 66, and end with Padme being force choked, so it's on the more depressing end of our episodes. But, we still bring you R2D2 witnessing his parents' divorce, Padme's squirting Anakin with a squirt bottle and hitting him with a newspaper, Anakin "takes care" of the Separatists, after pulling an all nighter. This all could have been prevented by a nap, and  Heidi cocoons herself in her blanket to cover Padme's scene on Mustafar (trigger warning)

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Gabe is always hearing Cantina music, a rotation late and a republic credit short. There's dramatic vocalization and Anakin should have stayed in the council chambers. Palpatine does a 540 spin,  Mace Windu is making equally weird faces, and we debate sword fighting techniques. They teach you how to say vowels in Sith academy, we should have kept a tally of the number of limbs that are cut off. Anakin officially turns to the dark side, and we cover the execution of Order 66. It's pretty devastating.

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Anakin and Obi wan have their last conversation, there's a botanist on Utapau who vistis you in your nightmares. The techno union is actually the credit union, and Gabe is going into a credit union with a bucket on his head in full cosplay because they accept republic credits. There's some cool karate-yoga mix in Jedi philosophy, Grievous hits some clone troopers with his car doors. You sense a plot to destroy the Jedi now? NOW? NOW??? Sith Lord say whaaaaat?

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We talk about Quinlan Vos and Asajj Ventress, and we may or may not have mentioned a kill list. Emo Ani turns into Goth Darth Vader, and Cody quits the podcast because of a Twilight reference. We pose some what ifs about Qui-Gon Gin, and Anakin lets the dark side creep in. Every politician knows an ancient sith legend, they must have done that in politics school. Disney's Tarzan happened on Kasshyk.

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We experienced some technical difficulties during the first half, but we got it together enough to bring you a Palpatine Sandwich, and Palpatine side eyes. General Greivous doesn't get a promotion, crash landing a ship means your hair moves, time travel is a thing. Anakin needs to chill, one of these things just doesn't belong here, and Yoda gives Anakin court ordered therapy. 

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We begin our recap of Revenge of the Sith, and talk about some things that happened during the Clone Wars. Anakin holds his hair in place with the force, and fights with his robot arm. Jedi parkour, and Obi-Wan is anxious to get out of his ship.  We only cover up to Dooku's beheading and we're not sorry about it. 

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We really should have established a space OSHA. Dooku is on a vespa, and his name is SaDooku. He scratches his Honda Odyssey, Naboo doesn't have elevators but Coruscant does, and her Lekus are totally fake. 

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We recap the lead up to the arena battle, and everything that happens in the arena. Awkward Ani steals C3PO after his mom's funeral, Jar Jar gets manipulated, Padme has quick costume changes, and lots of Jedi are lost in the arena battle. We get to see Cody's master get bodied, please join in the fun. 

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We continue to cover Attack of the Clones.  Making clones is definitely not ok, Obi Wan doesn't like flying, we make it canon that Awkward Ani worked at Hot Topic, and Padme ignores red flags.

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We start to recap Attack of the Clones.  There's a 7 layer chain of command for assassination, awkward Ani makes an appearance, Yoda is in Grogu's convertible car seat, and Obi Wan goes on an adventure to find Kamino. 

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