Sean and Yvette make a big announcement (Sean is pregnant but no one cares so that's not it).  Then after weeks of promising, they finally start the 12-week creative recovery practice outlined in the book, The Artist’s Way.  Sean does it wrong and then casts Yvette as second season extra in her own show.  Finally, Yvette intends to plug the f out of the carnivore diet but ends up talking way too much about SIBO and histamine intolerance instead.

Yvette celebrates Shit on Sean Day as the two discuss the quarantine sensation Tiger King and other things you can do to stay sane during quarantine.

Sean and Yvette get distracted from St Paddy’s Day talk by political bullshit. Then they get distracted from political bullshit by St Paddy’s Day. Throw in a dash of coronavirus quarantine discussion and your hosts are quaranturnt.

Blah, blah Yvette's a needy bitch.  Sean still doesn't know what he wants.  The listener is given a solid case study into why these two weirdos are single.  

Sean is ready to talk about last week’s assignment. Yvette wants to depress everyone with the sad reality of American politics first. After a compromise, they talk about the sad reality of American politics first and then get into the assignment. Sean forgot his notes but recites most of it from memory, Yvette is a needy, needy bitch.