Nerdacious Behavior

Nerdacious Behavior

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  • 35. What Would Mamba Do?
    In what was supposed to a new intro paying homage to the Kobe Bryant, resident white, guy Sean McArthur, hijacks this episode to talk ad nauseam about sportyball and animals he does't like -all while focusing his Mamba Mantality to make Yvette cry.  Spoiler: he's no Kobe.
    Among the blah, blah, blah sports talk, Sean tells Yvette how Kobe got the nickname Mamba and about his childhood Kobe issues.  Later, Sean still fails miserably at making Yvette cry even though the anniversary of her mother's death was literally yesterday.  
    Then Yvette invites Bill Murray to defend his honor after Sean tries to ruin him. For his last trick, Sean ruins sea otters and tells Yvette why TMZ is godawful.  Yvette agrees and feels sorry for atheists.  
    Kobe's analytical basketball show, Detail: https://www.espn.com/watch/collections/23627/kobe-s-episodes 
    The terrible sound koalas make: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPdaU9A-RqU
    The shrimp that could kill you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78_sOEadC8
    Elephant seals are gross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYU4v_ZTRII
    #RIPKOBE #RIPMOM #MonicaAwareness #metoo #RIPTERRYJONES #fuckkoalas #teamDacre #fuckpandas #bringmonogamyback
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    1 hr 27 min
  • 34. I'm Gonna Wear a Hat Today
    In this episode Poor Man's Santana comes back so that she and Yvette can completely forget to talk about how their New Years intentions are going.  
    Instead, Yvette still won't stfu about mold illness and how doctors are ruining her life.  Then they pull topics out of a Santa hat and discuss Valentine's Day, ghosting, mental health stigma and Yvette's friend Obi's awe-inspiring capacity for positivity. 
    Topics, questions and compliments for dogs can be sent to [email protected] or slid into our DMs @nerdaciousbehavior on instagram. 
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    42 min
  • 33. We Won't Release this Episode

    This episode was recorded after Yvette ugly cried for hours because her doctor doesn't care that her mycotoxin results are off the charts and still won't order diagnostics or prescribe the anti-fungals that could give Yvette her life back.  Rea notices that crying makes Yvette sound more lively while Yvette deliberates whether to give herself pneumonia, take deadly blackmarket anti-fungals without the necessary organ function monitoring and/or start poisoning doctor's offices with toxic mold. 

    Rea explores the boundaries of rock bottom, the discomfort in the process of becoming an honest person, hating sobriety and trouble distinguishing reality and dreams.  Rea goes to an Agent Workshop and a talented but racist improvisor tells Rea to dress up like Lil Wanye and do black face.  Rea declines and does Bad Girls by MIA.  

    Rea slacks off on looking for a podcast intern bc self she's too busy smothering her face with her codependent dog.  Yvette finally gets some street credit to say Voledemort via her (Northern Africa, Mali, Senegal, Congo, Nigeria) ancestry results.  Rea (100% Indian) is still uncomfortable.

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    47 min
  • 32. Blackmail and Barrel
    In this episode, probationary co-host Rea Kapur, tells Yvette about her pursuit of becoming reliable and her struggle with weed withdrawal (it's real y'all).  Then Rea tells a pretty funny blackmail story and is thoroughly unimpressed with the only blackmail story Yvette tries to have before explaining to Yvette why she's famous (it's not this podcast).
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    30 min
  • 31. Dear Anchor -We're Fighting (Meet Probationary Co-Host Rea Kapur)
    In this episode, Nerdacious Behavior welcomes the very talented, and unabashedly troubling, Rea Kapur.  Throughout the episode, Rea shares terrifying and inappropriate stories about her experiences in rehabilitation, mental health centers, Second City Chicago and her first paid gig (linked below)
    https://youtu.be/JtkP9p7eEs4
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    42 min
  • 30. MAY THE DECADE BE WITH YOU

    In this Episode, Yvette asked OG Santana to come back for a special New Decade Episode! 

    But she said no.  So instead, Yvette subjects Poor Man's Santana to ideas she's been working on all day about how to choose a new, better, different life (and on a related note, self) in the upcoming decade.  Since Yvette has ADD, she starts in the middle (take inventory of who you are and what makes you stronger/weaker), circles back to what should have been the beginning (define the kind of year and decade you want to manifest), lets PMS derail her with dream analysis and finally ties it all together (except maybe that dream stuff) with step 3, create a new, better, faster, stronger, 2007 Kanye normal. 

    1 hr 14 min
  • 29. Bourbon and Burlesque (Interview with Chris Thomas) Part Two
    After some technical difficulties, we finally bring you the second half of interview with the Host of Bourbon and Burlesque, Chris Thomas!
    Since the holidays are twelve kinds of demanding, your favorite nerds are too deliriously tired from putting Frozen and Batman bikes together in the middle of the night to remember what we talked about weeks ago when this episode was recorded.  Hope you enjoy the surprise! 
    Merry Christmas!! 
    Where you can follow Bourbon and Burlesque:
    Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/bourbonandburlesque/?__tn__=%2Cd%2CP-R&eid=ARAKGyOC9TuxUkKXbB71-xsvwBwPQZyAi1seijylQGfjv-ZRyEWjWqBhoW9CduXQPm1Lwe43yoiXVKKV
    Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/bourbonandburlesque/?hl=en Unrelated, how you can give birth to your husband's clone: https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/shes-twin/story?id=2315693
    1 hr
  • 28. Happy Last Full Moon of the Decade
    Full moons are all about reflection, releasing and realignment so on the last full moon of the decade, Yvette drinks entirely too much wine (literally two glasses) and Autumn, unsurprisingly, doesn't want to explore anything negative.  Then they talk about the good, bad and the ugly of the holidays and how they go about surviving and thriving in them -Yvette leans in, Autumn leans out and both believe in a choose your own adventure approach regarding holidays and life. Finally Autumn makes Yvette feel like garbage for loving Woody Allen.
    1 hr 21 min
  • 27. Bourbon and Burlesque (Interview with Chris Thomas) Part One

    In this episode Autumn and Yvette interview the Host of Bourbon and Burlesque, Chris Thomas. In what was supposed to be an episode about sexy things like burlesque, Yvette gets distracted pretty early on and derails the three of them into exploring how Chris accidentally stumbled onto sobriety after a rough night out.  Specifically, Chris shares what his choose your own recovery process looked like (diet, exercise, attainable goals) and the unexpected gifts of his sobriety (grad school, career, hobbies).   After exploring recovery, the trio stays on track momentarily while Chris talks about his experience as burlesque host and Yvette tells Chris why he should do standup. Then things get weird as the topic of polyamory turns into them talking for an oddly long time about sperm competition and how women can accidentally giving birth to their partner's clone. 


    Where you can follow Bourbon and Burlesque: 

    Dec 7th show:  https://bourbonandburlesque.ticketleap.com/bourbon-in-a-burlesque-wonderland/ 

    Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/bourbonandburlesque/?__tn__=%2Cd%2CP-R&eid=ARAKGyOC9TuxUkKXbB71-xsvwBwPQZyAi1seijylQGfjv-ZRyEWjWqBhoW9CduXQPm1Lwe43yoiXVKKV 


    Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/bourbonandburlesque/?hl=en Unrelated, how you can give birth to your husband's clone: https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/shes-twin/story?id=2315693

    57 min

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