I run home at full speed in jeans to get a chance at the hottest new blockchain craze. 

I meet my new nephew for the first time and realize he needs to make the NHL ASAP.

Coming in hot with some computer frustrations, reminds me of the one time someone took a bite from my subway sandwich and I almost lost my mind.

A US junior senator leaves his own state for vacation in the middle of a crisis and I toss some money into a bitcoin etf hoping for the best.

Some huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.

I recall the slick demos that caused me to impulse buy a $500 blender, while wishing I had a towel absorbent enough to soak up 4L of diet coke.

We listen to some incredible freestyle from Smokepurpp and talk about how these kids nowadays will never know.

I get sent into a rage remembering the one time a lady tried to use a $50 bill at 7/11, we also try to find the perfect guy for all the female listeners.

I reveal the secret of life and motto for the cult, our first mission is to #freebritney and get Pluto's planet status back.