We find out how much cryogenic freezing costs so we can all meet our heroes in the year 3,000.

We review a real list of resolutions to help ourselves and society launch into 2021!

My new record player reminds of the good old days hand drumming in University. We also learn the dangers of ordering too much Chinese food for Xmas.

We learn where Canadian Geese REALLY go in the winter so we can figure out which celebrity couple had the best combined name

We find out the top regrets of old people so I can deal with the devastation of my computer going to heaven.

After realizing advertisers are stalking me online, I recap the most popular gifts from 1980-2000.

I tell the worst Joke I've heard so I can go behind the scenes to learn Greek for my next show

I learn french so I can go behind enemy lines at Sephora and color match my Fiance

Google helps me track down my family to find out what they want and learn what I should need

On the first of the 12 Days of Christmas Series I unveil the real sound of a Partridge so I can sharped a Candy Cane into a defence weapon.