I deal with the embarrassment of becoming a regular customer of a fake Tim Hortons.

We reminisce about when Maury gave people panic attacks on live television, while also recapping my tendency to puke as a child.

I call Every Politician During COVID for the inside scoop on Travel Guidance. We also ready some fan related Alien recommendations and ponder what the Pineapple REALLY means.

We call my twin brother to discuss his experience with a real alien when we were 7 years old.

We made it through all 12 days of Castmas and learned to never touch hotel remote controls!

We realize how important extreme couponing and professional Pogo Sticking is.

We find out how much cryogenic freezing costs so we can all meet our heroes in the year 3,000.

We review a real list of resolutions to help ourselves and society launch into 2021!

My new record player reminds of the good old days hand drumming in University. We also learn the dangers of ordering too much Chinese food for Xmas.

We learn where Canadian Geese REALLY go in the winter so we can figure out which celebrity couple had the best combined name