Netchix and Snacks

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So during the movie Hush there was a small scene involving a diaphragm. We focused on this for some reason throughout the movie. At the end of the movie we went on a small tangent about the ins and outs (no pun intended) of the diaphragm and all the things you could use them for. It was too long to keep in the original review but we thought it was definitely special enough to have its own bonus spot.

Please enjoy: 1000 uses for a diaphragm

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Enjoy these two snippets from the end of Goosebumps. They were a bit too long for the original upload but they are too cool to not be shared.

Including:

- Gnomes vs Nuns: A Discussion

- A Murder She Wrote: Step by Step Guide

- Lard: Pros and Cons

- King vs Stine

- 'A Writers Satnav'

- A Plea for Snacks 

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A little extra unedited snippet from the Self/Less episode. In this Bonus bit Abbie explains why Inception is a top tier movie. 

Nicola has previously stated she isn't a fan but, disregarding that, I tell her all about it anyway- Abbie

Also a little chat about some book vs film moments. Notable Moments: Shutter Island, Fear and Loathing, Trainspotting and Interstellar.

Please enjoy 'An Ode to Inception'

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Our final episode of season one and it was the worst movie we have ever seen in our lives!

We watched Don't Mess With The Zohan. It has a Z in it so it counts!

This was literally the worst movie we have ever seen. There was nothing redeeming about it at all. Not to put you off listening to this episode. Thank you Adam Sandler for another piece of crap movie. I know that's your thing but this was a different level of bad

Snippets of this episode include

- What is a unicorn?

- Musical songs

- The best curry of our lives

- Comparing slapstick movies to this rubbish

- What is satire and what is just offensive

There is a lot of sighing in this so not the most constructive of reviews this time

As always our podcast is 16+ due to language and references

We rated this movie 0/10 even -10/10. The lowest rating so far on this podcast.

So if for some reason you want to know why 

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For our penultimate episode of the season we watched Yes God Yes. A 2019 Christian dark comedy. 

We weren't too sure which side the satire falls on this one but we enjoyed it anyway.

In this episode please enjoy;

- A beagle applause

- 'Delilah' breakdown

- 'How woman work according to God'

- What is Christian ?

- A long bout of food sounds

- Sexy Adam and Eve

- How does Confession Work?

- Doing what with mash potato!

- Womb Fruits

and a view into different primary schools in the UK.  

Please accept my apologies of me screaming Genie in a Bottle, it is NOT good - Abbie

As always our podcast is 16+ because of adult references and language.

We thought this movie was pretty funny and definitely cringe we gave it an 8/10, we wouldn't watch it again but we did enjoy it.

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For our X movie this week, we decided to watch the ever confusing X Past is Present. 
This 2015 Hindi ... Thriller ? Was directed by 11 different people. Each chapter of the movie had a different director, which sounds crazy ... and it is. 

We cant honestly say if this was a great idea or a terrible idea. Either way, we were entranced.  This movie sucks you in by its constantly changing timelines and flashbacks. Leaving you utterly lost by the end the 'twist' ending. 

Tune in to this episode if you want to listen to some notable sections I'm calling;
- A flashback... in a flashback?
- Is this a Brothel?
- Introduction of the Subtext Spider
- Working 8 till 8
- Is this Hindi 'Dawson's Creeks'?
- Who is Real?
- A Confusing Taxi Ride
and finally a Timeline of Confusion

In this episode we will state that the beginning has some rather loud audio from food wrappers too close to the mic and some naughty beagles. Somewhere in the beginning section there is also some loud sounds of the beagles playing with treat ball and moving the furniture around. But we promise this doesn't last too long.

Also worthy of note a TRIGGER WARNING for SA around the 1 hour 30 mark. You can hear the audio of the movie through us talking and could be distressing, so please fast forward a good 10 minutes if this would cause distress. 

This movie is a 15 due to language use, assault and violence. As always our podcast is 16+ regardless of the movie due to our language and references. 

We rated this movie a 9/10 ... not because the movie was amazing or anything like that but we rated it highly due to how enthralled we were by the story and we felt like you couldn't look away and we would definitely watch it again to try and make more sense out of it. Also we just had a great time. 

So if you want to have your headbashed in with flashbacks and timelines, grab some snacks and  Press...
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For a W movie we watched a new spin on a classic... What Men Want.

This isn't what we expected at all and we had a good time watching it. 

This movie is rated 15 but this podcast is definitely a 16+ due to language and references.

In this episode please enjoy: 

- Debate: Nike or NikE

- Loud dog tap dancing 

- Sports words weekly

- How many F***s can you have in a 15? 

- Is is oppression or are you just a terrible person ?

- A bout of painful hiccups

- Feminism: An analysis

- What's in your head?  

- A review of our previous films

We rated this movie a 7/10 and we finally layout our rating scale ... 23 episodes in. 

We enjoyed it but probably wouldn't watch it again, but if you want to watch it with us 

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For our V movie this week we watched the M Night Shyamlan movie, The Visit!

The creepy thriller about two kids visiting their estranged grandparents but things take a very strange turn.

Listen to us providing our ever enlightening commentary during the twists and turns of another Shyamlan classic. This movie is a 15 but as always we are an 18+ podcast.

In this episode;

- Introducing a NEW beagle Lyra!

- With new beagles come more tip taps but they do quieten down

- Annoying child actors

- What will the twist be?

- Pointless sports commentary 

- 'Creepy well is creepy'

-'Do you kids like melon?'

-An anatomy of a stab scene  

- Danny Dyer IS Sweeney Todd

We rated this movie a 7/10, so if you want to find out why... Press...Play... NOW!

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For our U film we watched ... The Ugly Truth 

Its a 2009 Rom-Com starring Katherine Heigl and Gerald Butler

We have A new puppy beagle for this recording so enjoy a LOT of dog tip taps 

We also have an issue with the sound around the 16 min mark, its us not you!

We thought we would hate this movie and we did!

It was truly awful, sexist and ... terrible

The movie is rated a 15 and as always our podcast is 16+ NSFW due to strong language and adult references

We rated it a -7/10 it was so maddingly bad

If you want to listen to us slowly descend into rage. 

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For our T movie we watched TAG!

Not our usual choice of movie but it was great! We really enjoyed this, mainly because the cast look like they are having a great time.

In this episode please enjoy some pasta eating ASMR. 

We didn't talk much during this episode as we got really involved in the movie we do prattle on at the end about childhoods and friends etc and how many Jaffa cakes you can fit in your mouth. 

As always this podcast is a 16+ and NSFW due to language and references that may be inappropriate 

We gave this a 8/10 as it was brilliant then 15/10 for the credits. 

Contains spoilers for Glass and Mel Gibson IS in Signs 

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