This week, I’m recapping the absolute sewer-level disaster of the Train Wreck: Poop Cruisedocumentary, where Carnival turned a dream vacation into a floating port-a-potty from hell. I mean… just poop in the red bag?? I don’t get it either!

I use my boaters knowledge to let everyone know there was NOT that rumored one working toilet.. The man who was obsessed with his father in law and letting all of us know he didn't poop in the bag ... DEFINITELY POOPED IN THE BAG.

We’re talking the very real possibility of dysentery, WE'VE ALL PLAYED OREGON TRAIL.. We know what happens! Meanwhile, the Woo Girls are less mad about living in an actual poop swamp and more mad about missing their wet t-shirt contests and bottomless margaritas. Priorities, baby!

From sewage rivers to class-action heroes, let’s break down this floating nightmare one bucket of biohazard at a time.

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