You have pulled the Hamster, which represents tiny tracksuits, tinier pinkie rings, and one humungous attitude! You may be a 5-inch long rodent, but you'd never be caught ratting on anyone. You're no stunad! In fact, you're a bit like a shark - always moving to stay alive, scurrying, rolling around in that big plastic ball of yours. Good thing there's a whole hairy world out there for you to explore! No time for hesitation though: you've only got a 2-3 year average lifespan, so don't let it go to waste. And stay cautious of getting caught up in anyone's preconceived notions; after all, you're the belle of the ball, not some pirate on a plank! So slick back your fur, grab a meatball parm, and stuff your big ol' cheeks with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and pestilent pet Elizabeth Andrews!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Rocko The Hammy Gambino: Elizabeth Andrews

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Caligula, a sign that you're the dungeon master of your domain! Your name may mean "little boots", but you've left behind some big shoes to fill (and you know what they say about big shoes...big orthotics). You're not just a ruler - you've got that sick and twisted entrepreneurial spirit that only a select few in history have acted on. Don't let any haters get you down or kink shame you - you go ahead and plaster your name on whatever theme park, tabletop game, and board member's title you feel like because that's your sick nasty prerogative. And remember: if you stay titillated, you don't got to get titillated! So be coy but don't behave, punch up your porno jokes, and toast up some Caligula-tarts with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and cruel and unusual Clayton Margeson!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Caligula: Clayton Margeson

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Midwest Ghost, a reminder that you've still got time to embrace and explore all your interests because hobbies don't stop when you leave this mortal coil! Keep those creative juices flowing and start making a bucket list now, that way you'll have plenty to do after spooking folks becomes passé. You're a hardworking everyman, though your corporeal form is lacking. As wispy as you may be, you're still a sturdy spirit with a good-natured disposition; you have the innate ability to make friends and haunt everyone you come in contact with, be they alien, yeti, or cryptid! So wipe the ketchup off your humans, play a few rounds of euchre, and explore some horrifyingly beautiful national parks because the underworld is your oyster with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and affable apparition Alex Klier!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Barney the Ghost: Alex Klier

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Funk Icon, which represents attitude, eroticism, and a severe peanut allergy! Even if you can't eat nuts, you can still go nuts on your eternal bass and turn everybody on with your funkadelic presence. Touching all available hips and hearts, you are a smooth operator even in your advanced age! You have the inherent gift of mixing all the finest things together (pleather seats, scented candles, groovy sunglasses, and abbreviated phrases) and melding them into one velvety cosmic slop. Remember that you got to get up to get down, but don't let anyone's lack of rhythm and soul get you down dirty! Rise above it all in your highest platform shoes and keep it tight in your bootiest booty shorts with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and boogie oogie boogeyman Ric Walker!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Maceo Del Puddin: Ric Walker

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Caesar, a sign to embrace your inner emperor and lay down the law! You rule with an iron fist, a crown of laurels, and a secret ingredient (spoiler alert: it's anchovies). But you're more than just a delicious salad, a hardcore surgery, and one of Cleopatra's many lovers - you're also a proud Charli XCX superfan! But brat beware: sometimes your call to power can lead to your downfall - that's when your frenemies swoop in and get stabby. Maybe wear some protective gear beneath that flowing toga of yours? So grab a couple Hot-n-Ready pizza pizzas, shave off that uggo moustache, and "Rome" if you want to with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and conqueror most foul George Elrod!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Julius Caesar: George Elrod

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Veterinarian, a reminder of how naturally taking care of others comes to you (humans not included). You are a distinguished softie, helping and healing all creatures big and small and demonic! You take your title very seriously - you're a doctor, after all, and an HTML coding queen. It's no surprise you're in everyone's Top 8! As a nurturer, keep in mind that it's just as important to get as it is to give - get your taxes done and get some real nurses in your practice! We don't want another scandal on our hands, unless Kerry Washington is at the helm. So take a flea bath, maintain a friendly distance from your serpentine neighbor, and enjoy Al Pacino in The Irishman with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and venerable vixen Kimberly Michelle Vaughn!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Dr. Lorraine Shawl: Kimberly Michelle Vaughn

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Filmmaker, which represents classic Hollywood, critical acclaim, and comedians as action stars! You're in your glamorous golden age, smearing your talent across the sensational silver screen. Everyone fears and admires you and your many notable works, even if they can only name one. You have the natural ability to sense the mise-en-scene of the underworld and a cereal mascot's cinematic potential. Just don't get wrapped up in what the critics say - you're a real rosebud. Camera rolling! Sound speeding! And...settle into the casting couch with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and infernal auteur Kyle Romero! Action!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Orson Welles: Kyle Romero

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer & Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Cockroach, a sign that you are resilient, fiesty, and a real thinker. Though your stature may be small, your wisdom is vast - you have the innate ability to really *see* people, and your compound eyes definitely help. Despite your Kafkaesque appearance, you manage to put a smile on faces with your buoyant personality and calming demeanor - unless you're litigating! Sure, you scurry...into the hearts and psyches of those who surround you! This is a call to develop that sixth sense of yours and let your intuition guide you into realms unknown. So grab a handful of crystals, let the body keep score, and get taken to court by devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and itsy bitsy creepy crawler Audrey Carter!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Dr. Abnor Stibbens: Audrey Carter

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Ambassador, a reminder that you are heaven-sent, even if you prefer to spend your time living it up in the underworld! You're the intermediary between the Divine, Hellmanity, and humankind - you're a true chaotic neutral with good looks to boot. What's not to love? BOSTON. Anywho...you are simultaneously the yin and yang, the darkness and the light, the creamed corn and the Cleveland. Your dual nature, grace, and charm lends itself to obsession by mere mortals and a certain Son of God - clearly you put the body in celestial body, diva! So send a biblically-accurate nude, swear to your heart's content (or at least try to swear), and pop in the Kelsey Grammar movie of your choice with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and saintly sinner Sage Huston!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Serafina Byzantium: Sage Huston

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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You have pulled the Game Show Host, a sign to buzz in and hit those whammies because you're the biggest loser, contestant number 666! You're a real charmer, schmoozing with network execs and kissing everyone's family members. Just be careful not to cause a feud...unless it bumps the ratings! You may just be the announcer, but at the end of the show, you're the real prize! Never take for granted all the work you've put into your profession and the work you've done to your sleek and horrifying body. So grab your microphone, polish your daytime Emmy (it's still an Emmy!), and come on downnnnnn to Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and master of infernal ceremonies Will Morris!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Graggle Handsburg: Will Morris

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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