Neutrinowatch

Neutrinowatch

By Jeff Emtman and Martin AustwickFiction
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Neutrinowatch episodes

  • Mantronome Symphonique [Remix]

    Following the viral success of the “Best of The Manosphere”, we present a remixed version, inspired by György Ligeti’s “Poéme Symphonique for 100 Metronomes”.

    Credits:

    Remixed by Martin Austwick

    Original episode by Jeff Emtman


    Transcript:

    https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/scl/fi/gyz6cn8by3njvmdf2ovul/Mantronome-Symphonique-Remix.txt?rlkey=8jwr6zigoa3vt7pwsfsnn5fcq&dl=0

    4 min
  • Best of the Manosphere [Almanac]

    Want all the insights of the manosphere with none of the 3hr listening times?

    Then consider the Best of the Manosphere, where Wendy condenses the current wisdom from your favorite talking heads into short-form pithy paste that listeners can apply directly to their mental thyroid.

    Credits

    Made by Jeff Emtman with help from Martin Austwick

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    Transcript

    4 min
  • Best of the Manosphere [Almanac]

    Want all the insights of the manosphere with none of the 3hr listening times? 

    Then consider the Best of the Manosphere, where Wendy condenses the current wisdom from your favorite talking heads into short-form pithy paste that listeners can apply directly to their mental thyroid. 

    Credits

    Made by Jeff Emtman with help from Martin Austwick

    9 min
  • Going Round in Circles [Waves]

    Around the planet 

    People go round in circles

    Around the planet 


    Due to the unique way Neutrinowatch is created, you may need to consult the transcript to see who appears today.

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    Created by Martin Austwick, with help from Jeff Emtman.


    Written and performed by:

    Jenny Adamthwaite | Martin Austwick | Emily Candela | Vera Chok | Fil Corbett | Jeff Emtman | Camilla Hannah | Adriene Lilly | Hannah McGregor | Molly Naylor | Joanna Neary | Dave Pickering | Jess Shane | Emily Shaw | Lily Sloane | Ella Watts | Mike Williams |


    Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter.

    5 min
  • Dear John [Exquisite Corpus]

    Dear John [Exquisite Corpus]


    Wendy has something to share, if only she could find the right words. A discombobulated beat poem might convey her emotions better than a straightforward letter.


    [This is perhaps better enjoyed alongside its transcript, and a cooling beverage]


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    Made by Martin Austwick with help from Jeff Emtman.

    Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter.

    Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/lw413tqm4pcnp325l5y9j/Dear-John-Exquisite-Corpus-_transcript.txt?rlkey=ynbfnfh7fn4kam6sal71vocu3&dl=0

    4 min
  • You can really get to know someone by leafing through their diary [Almanac]

    Wendy does her best to understand her friend John Welles through the daily digital diary he’s been keeping.

    This episode may best be enjoyed with its transcript.

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    Created by Martin Austwick, with help from Jeff Emtman.

    With thanks to Tim McSmythurs, Dave Pickering and Lily Sloane.

    Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter

    Transcript available at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ov3ggamee835tzt/You%20can%20really%20get%20to%20know%20someone%20by%20leafing%20through%20their%20diary%20%5BAlmanac%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0

    4 min
  • Gus by Gus - Musings and Magic [Cartomancy]

    Alex and Rose are podcasters with a deep and unusual relationship to Gus Hommes’ music. Their podcast “Gus by Gus” explores the structure, politics, biography and spirituality of a different Gus Hommes song every day - for what might feel like an eternity.

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    Created by Lily Sloane and Martin Austwick, with help from Jeff Emtman.

    With thanks to Sam Pay of @songbysongpod

    Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter

    Transcript available at: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/y8bznxzb8h5lyn7/Gus%20by%20Gus%20-%20Musings%20and%20Magic%20%5BCartomancy%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0

    3 min
  • Gluteal Strategies [Exquisite Corpus]

    Gluteal strategies serves up a creative kick every day to get you unstuck from that jam you’re in. 

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    Made by Martin Austwick and Jeff Emtman.

    Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter.

    Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6hs1lpwvsuauzzm/Gluteal%20Strategies%20%5BExquisite%20Corpus%5D.txt?dl=0

    2 min
  • The Zookeeper, the Bartender, and the Seafarer [Waves]

    Waves move through this story, somewhat governed by the gravitational action of the moon. That means at certain times of the month, some parts are going to be submerged, unfortunately. That’s just what happens when you write a piece involving the sea. I can’t stand around shouting at it like a podcaster version of Canute. It won’t make any difference. 

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    Created by Martin Austwick with help from Jeff Emtman.

    With thanks to Lily Sloane and Ross Sutherland.

    Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter.

    Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/e0tcfwd38gb12lw/The%20Zookeeper%2C%20the%20Bartender%2C%20and%20the%20Seafarer%20%5BWaves%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0

    12 min
  • The Daily Blast [Almanac]

    Wendy and her friend have a daily conference call to share the news. It’s always better to hear bad news from a friendly source.

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    Created by Jeff Emtman with help from Martin Austwick

    Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter

    Transcript at: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/95lka75i3asdjk9/The%20Daily%20Blast%20%5BAlmanac%5D.txt?dl=0

    2 min

About Neutrinowatch

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Neutrinowatch broadcasts daily from a series of parallel timelines which have 32% (± 7%) in common with our own reality.

Episodes are updated every day—stream or re-download each episode…

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