Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Join your hosts Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson as we dive into the weird and wonderful stories that caught our eye this week!

Starting January 27th, Starbucks will be cracking down on people hanging out in their stores without buying anything. No more using their comfy chairs and free Wi-Fi unless you’re a paying customer! The guys debate how long you can reasonably linger after purchasing that $5 latte. Danny suggests libraries as an alternative loitering spot.

It’s that time of year when regular gym-goers clash with the flood of newcomers trying to fulfill their fitness resolutions. Rob, Tyson, and Danny discuss the turf war brewing at local gyms. Pro tip from Tyson: avoid the gym entirely in January!

In a story that had the guys giggling, researchers found that eating grapes may boost libido in older men. Rob wonders if we’ll start seeing grapes marketed as a natural alternative to certain little blue pills. Danny jokes about grape juice suddenly flying off store shelves.

A wild coyote somehow found its way into a Chicago grocery store, leading to some hilarious mental images from our hosts. Tyson imagines the coyote’s excitement at discovering a treasure trove of food all in one place.

In a story that had Danny saying “I told you so,” cybersecurity experts are warning about the risks of internet-connected adult toys being hacked. The guys ponder the bizarre possibilities of remote-controlled mischief.

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Rob Cesternino (@robcesternino) and Akiva Wienerkur (@keev26) need a podcast and every week, Rob and Akiva spin a wheel of listener-submitted podcast ideas, and whatever the wheel lands on is what they podcast about next. This week, Rob and Akiva give even more life advice.

Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur return with the final installment of their life advice trilogy in episode 279C of “Rob and Akiva Need a Podcast.” This episode is packed with listener questions, ranging from relationship dilemmas to career decisions, as the hosts offer their unique perspectives and humor.

The episode kicks off with an update from Jane, who took a promotion to manage a chaotic team at work. Despite initial challenges, including a surprise visit from the former manager, Jane is determined to make her mark. Rob and Akiva discuss strategies for handling difficult work environments and the importance of asserting oneself in a new role.

Listeners also hear from Sheila, who is frustrated with her boyfriend’s obsession with football. Rob and Akiva advise her to ride out the season and reassess the relationship afterward, highlighting the importance of communication and compromise in partnerships.

The hosts tackle a variety of other topics, including the best age gap between children, the merits of prenuptial agreements, and whether it’s too soon to get engaged after six months of dating. They emphasize the importance of personal readiness and open communication in making these life decisions.

Rob and Akiva discuss:

As the episode wraps up, Rob and Akiva prepare to spin the wheel for their next podcast adventure, leaving listeners eager to see what comes next. Will they dive into the world of pawn shop TV shows or explore another intriguing topic? Tune in to find out and gain valuable insights from their engaging discussions.

For the link to the spreadsheet that Rob and Akiva use to compile ideas, check it all out here: Rob and Akiva Need a Spreadsheet (compiled by the great Will from America).

To submit an idea for a future episode of “Rob and Akiva Need a Podcast” to be discussed on the mailbag, submit it on this form: Rob and Akiva’s Mailbag Form.

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

News AF kicks off 2025 with Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson diving into the quirkiest stories of the new year. From AI tables to the latest in dating trends, the hosts bring their unique humor and insights to the table.

The episode opens with a discussion on January’s reputation as a peak time for both new relationships and divorces. Dubbed “Dating Sunday,” the first Sunday of the year sees a surge in dating app activity, while the post-holiday season also marks a spike in divorce inquiries. The hosts humorously debate the financial strategy of breaking up before the holidays to avoid gift-giving obligations.

Next, the trio explores the latest tech from CES, including a bizarre AI table that can move around the house. Tyson and Danny question the practicality of such a device, imagining the chaos of a table wandering around at night. They also touch on North Korea’s ban on hot dogs, symbolizing a rejection of Western culture, and joke about rebranding hot dogs as health food with “vitamin-injected” versions.

Key points of interest:

The episode wraps up with Danny’s “bolt hole” segment, where he discusses the shift from cocaine to mushrooms among mothers seeking a more relaxed lifestyle. The hosts ponder the implications of these trends with their usual wit and humor.

Curious about the latest in quirky news and cultural shifts? Tune in to News AF for a hilarious and insightful take on the stories you won’t hear anywhere else.

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Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

News AF rings in 2024 with Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson tackling an eclectic mix of current events and pop culture topics. From birthday planning woes to chess dress codes, the trio dives into the bizarre and thought-provoking stories making headlines as the year comes to a close.

The hosts explore a range of quirky topics, including:

As the discussion unfolds, the hosts ponder the ethics of texting while driving, debate the merits of backwards walking as a health trend, and speculate on the future of cruise ship hygiene. Will Tyson’s elaborate movie theater popcorn strategy catch on? Tune in for a lively start to the new year with News AF.

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Rob Cesternino (@robcesternino) and Akiva Wienerkur (@keev26) need a podcast and every week, Rob and Akiva spin a wheel of listener-submitted podcast ideas, and whatever the wheel lands on is what they podcast about next. This week, Rob and Akiva give life advice.

For the link to the spreadsheet that Rob and Akiva use to compile ideas, check it all out here: Rob and Akiva Need a Spreadsheet (compiled by the great Will from America).

To submit an idea for a future episode of “Rob and Akiva Need a Podcast” to be discussed on the mailbag, submit it on this form: Rob and Akiva’s Mailbag Form.

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

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Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson bring a festive twist to News AF as they unwrap the quirkiest holiday stories on Christmas Eve 2024. From airline glitches to unconventional Christmas trends, the trio delivers a blend of humor and current events that’s sure to entertain.

The episode kicks off with a discussion about American Airlines’ recent travel woes, including a nationwide grounding due to a “glitch” and a bizarre incident involving a flooded plane. The hosts humorously speculate on the airline’s creative explanations and the lengths people might go to just to reach their holiday destinations.

Next, the conversation shifts to the latest trend in Christmas decor: “Treezempic.” This year, people are opting for taller, skinnier trees that take up less space, reflecting a broader societal shift towards minimalism. The hosts ponder whether this trend is part of the “D. Kardashian Ifying” of America, where even our trees are slimming down.

In a lighter segment, the hosts discuss a Bengals fan who won free pizza for an entire stadium by kicking a 40-yard field goal. This generous act is hailed as one of the best gifts of the season, sparking a conversation about the value of simple pleasures.

Rob, Tyson, and Danny discuss:

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their own holiday plans and the sometimes overwhelming nature of the season. Will Tyson’s ankle recover in time for his “activish” lifestyle? Can Danny escape to Georgia for some affordable skiing?

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Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Be sure to subscribe to our new YouTube channel!

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Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Be sure to subscribe to our new YouTube channel!

Be sure to check our some great offers from our sponsors!

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Be sure to subscribe to our new YouTube channel!

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Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson diving into the quirkiest news stories of the week on News AF. This episode, recorded during Thanksgiving week, brings a mix of humor and bizarre tales, from car troubles to the world’s tallest and shortest women meeting for tea.

The hosts kick off with Tyson’s Thanksgiving plans and a hilarious recount of his ongoing car saga, including a comedic mishap at the mechanic’s. The conversation shifts to a unique Guinness World Records event, where the tallest and shortest women met, sparking a lively debate on the challenges of extreme heights. The trio also explores a futuristic human washing capsule, questioning its practicality and potential market.

Rob, Tyson, and Danny discuss

Will Tyson’s car finally be fixed? Can the world’s tallest and shortest women find common ground?

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