We've found your next vacation destination! The Miami of Minnesota... Winona! How should we punish this wild and crazy criminal out of Vermont? And finally, producer Ross sends us way too many emails.

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Kenny was up REALLY early and went down another alien rabbit hole. This time in relation to the moon! And Dawn enlightens us on the top sex positions by state. 

FROM THE CAST

Alien's on the moon?

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The crabby crew found a video on Facebook (watch it here) and naturally it made them very upset! If you are going to show us something difficult, show us all of the video, not just the "easy" parts. Plus, more bears are getting into trash... SHOCKING, huh? NOT!

MORE PROM THE POD

Hank The Tank!

White Claw bear

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Begrudgingly, the crew has reached the 2-year mark of the News from the Crabby Coffee Shop podcast! They celebrated today by discussing huge snakes and "giving away" stuff from Dawn's storage shelter.

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As the Crabby Crew preps for the Minnesota State Fair, they have found more $h*t they need to get rid of! Plus more from The Prairie Traveler.

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Today on the pod join the Crabby Crew for a discussion of different lifestyles, the burdens of our day-to-day lives, and more on Swedish death cleaning.

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Kenny believes he really embarrassed himself this past weekend... But did he? You decide. Plus, an update on our favorite badass, Bridget McCutchen.

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What the heck is ESG? Lot's of cocaine being found in the ocean lately... Perhaps we've found Kenny's new hustle? And what is going on with Lizzo? Plus whales and bears, oh my!

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Dawn has seen both Openheimer and Barbie. She shares her thoughts on these summer blockbusters! We also have a few fun stories involving a territorial sea otter and a rodeo goat! Get on finding that goat. You can win some GREAT prizes...

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Apparently, we have at least 20 cities in Minnesota that are the worst to live in. The crabby crew breaks them all down. AND... Is Sunday actually the worst day

of the week? Some "experts" say yes. Finally, as luck would have it after last week’s pod, there's a BIG unicycle convention happening right now in Bloomington, MN.

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