Welcome to Vanderpod Rules, Quarantine Edition! Although neither of us particularly enjoyed this episode, we are over-fucking-joyed that Jax and Brittany are finally married and now we can all move on with our lives. Highlights from the wedding include Carter being atrocious while Kristen does a surprisingly good job of holding her ground...sort of, Tom Schwartz giving the wildest Best Man toast in history, Tom Sandoval providing high quality tampons for bridesmaids (ya LOVE to see it!), and a disturbing and infuriating lack of donut-box-fight footage.

Back in LA, the SUR girls continue to be a solid support system for Raquel, Dayna ignores good advice, Danica is very flippant about a DUI, Valissa is the new Logan, and Kali loses the will to live.

Also, Stassi and Beau are very cute, Kali is still very excited about The Sopranos, and we send out a message of love and gratitude to Tony Hale.

 

Strain smoked this episode: Blueberry by Elevation

 

 

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Raise your glasses high and light up your favorite pre-roll, because somehow this wedding STILL! ISN'T! OVER! and we are ready to discuss the absolutely laughable concept of "Jax's Last Hurrah." Over the course of this episode (which is exactly like the musical RENT), Brittany takes too much on, Dayna comes to her senses, Max is an absolute waste of oxygen, and Kristen continues to fundamentally misunderstand what is going on around her.

Other topics of discussion include our incredible new candle from @TheEternalFlameCandles, Mark Wahlberg's daily schedule, and our favorite episodes of How Did This Get Made. Stay tuned through the end for tips on getting the smoothest, most even smoke out of your pre-rolled joint.

 

Strains smoked this episode:

Super Silver Lemon Haze by Bondi Farms

Dutch Treat by Western Cultured

 

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This week, we are coming at you from a parked car to talk about Tom Sandoval being re-invited to his best friend's wedding, Raquel's surprisingly strong support system of SUR employees, and a handful of qualities we like about Scheana. Later, Katie finally speaks the truth that no one gives a single fuck about Carter, Lance Bass embarrasses himself of national television, both Danica and Charli have brief moments of redemption, and Brett's behavior continues to confirm that he should be turned into compost. There is also a disappointing lack of Randall Emmett in this episode, in case anyone was wondering.

 

Strain smoked this episode: Dutch Treat by Western Cultured

 

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Settle in for a special late-night (aka extra delusional) episode of Vanderpod! Evan and Kali sat down after Evan got off work this week to talk about the continued fallout from Peter's birthday, whether the Big Comfy Couch made us gay, and how deeply uninteresting we find both Brett and Charli. Other topics this week include a super cute lizard with an inexplicable name, Tom Sandoval's lack of chill on WWHL with Adam Pally, and some surprisingly great one-liners from the cast. Finally, we aim to describe the wonderful energy of Lala's fiancé, and the closest we get is "Randall Emmett's Bulldog Party."

 

Strain smoked this episode: Blueberry by Elevation

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Woof, y'all. This week, we have the distinct displeasure of discussing the entirely foreseeable and avoidable nightmare of Brittany's homophobic and transphobic family pastor attempting to claw his way to a national platform. As part of the fallout, Brittany gets her first real taste of internet vitriol, and National Treasure Ariana Madix continues to bear the burden that comes with being the smartest person in your friend group. Later, Max and Dayna have yet another truly uncomfortable scene that is barely worth talking about, and Beau cannot contain his shock over Jax and Brittany's wedding song. Other topics of discussion include The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jax's Instagram ads, Randall Emmett's beard, cheesy blasters, Adderall, Max's dick, and mild spoilers for The Sopranos.

 

Strains smoked this episode: Blueberry by Elevation / Dutch Treat by Columbia Natural Cannabis  

 

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Grab your bong and come along as Kali and Evan discuss a myriad of events surrounding LA Pride, including making posters at Villa Rosa, Tom and Tom's bedazzled suits, and Katie's personal growth. We also briefly feel some level of compassion for Scheana, definitively agree to get a Cameo from Jax, and are mildly annoyed that Brett has a brief moment of redemption. Later, we discuss the concept of "bad edits," Peter finally managing the restaurant (sort of), and the overall excellence of Ariana Madix. Also, mild spoilers for The Sopranos, if anyone still gives a shit.

 

Strain smoked this episode: MAC (Alien Cookies x Columbian x Starfighter) by Lazy Bee

 

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Grab a grinder and your favorite rolling papers, because we are back on our bullshit now that all concussion-related issues have been dealt with. Before diving into the aptly-titled "Grumpy Old Men," we discuss highlights of last week's episode, such as Kristen's box of sex toys and a bachelorette party full of emotional tug-of-wars.

This week, we were pleased to see what can only be described as a beautiful and productive conversation between the Toms and National Treasure Ariana Madix. Plus, Evan forgets there's still a part of this show that takes place at SUR, Kali learns some new slang, and Jax is legitimately Sterling Archer.

Later, Evan treats us to some Tom/Tom erotica, courtesy of Brian Moylan. We also discuss the varying levels of realism in film and television violence, as well as the inconveniences of a world before Google. Also, there's a Brooklyn Nine-Nine podcast! (NINE-NINE!)

 

Strains smoked this episode: Josh D OG by Hi Guys, M.A.C by Lazy Bee, Spiked Punch by Western Cultured

 

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This past week's episode was a rough time, and our weekend has followed suit by throwing some unforeseen medical stuff our way. We'll be back up and running as soon as we healthfully can! (Also, cameo.com/jaxtaylor is shockingly charming.)

Season 8 continues to devastate, y'all!

Settle in and pack yourself a fat bowl while we discuss the 10 year anniversary of the Bling Ring, Alexis Neiers' social media clapback, Randall Emmett rising like a fucking phoenix, Jax's Peloton, and Lala/James' new single "Ride With Me." 

Later, we contemplate the importance of wearing underwear while working in a restaurant, ideas for immersive Vanderpump Rules experiences, and of course, the deeply traumatic (for us) fight between the beloved Tom Sandoval and the undisputed queen Stassi Schroeder. 

Also, Jax is on Cameo? ...Do we need a Cameo from Jax? Like...maybe?

 

Strain smoked this episode: Josh D OG by Hi Guys

Season 8 really is comin’ in hot. Join us this week as we break down what might be the saddest episode of VPR yet. Kali and Evan both CRIED. Other subjects of discussion include Kali’s continued inability to tell people apart, the secret puppet-masters of the group, and the evolution of Jax and Kristen’s relationship (spoiler alert: we are here for it). We also touch on Evan’s lack of understanding of colloquial dating terms, the cutest thing to ever happen on television, and our lack of chill over Lala Kent and Randall Emmett.

 

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