Evan is comin' at ya hot this week, talking about James and Raquel's journey, and how Jax and Brittany could learn a thing or two. 

Evan recorded this episode mostly in the closet recording studio at their house, but couldn't be assed to get up while editing and recorded inserts directly onto the computer, thus, a few sections sound echo-y. Apologies for that. 

 

Most importantly: BLM and ACAB. Please check out https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ 

 

Strains smoke this episode:

Ex's Gift by Western Cultured

 

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Damn, y'all. We love some previously unaired footage, and there is so much talk about threesomes in this episode. Just. So many threesomes. 

Also, Katie and Schwartz have a very stonery date night (we LOVE to see it!), Jax is confused about what parenting entails, neither Scheana nor Stassi understand the logistics of group sex, and we meet a less cute version of Brett (also named Brett). Later, Charli continues to be a blight on humanity, Raquel grows as a server, and Ariana continues to be the hottest person wherever she is. 

Other topics of discussion include EVAN'S CHONKY NEW NEPHEW, our favorite ways to smoke weed, and our misplaced sense of allegiance to the cast of Friends. 

 

Strain smoked this week: Triple Chocolate Chip by Okanogan Gold 

 

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We made it through the season, y'all! Roll up a fat joint of your favorite feel-good strain and LET'S TALK ABOUT JAMES, BAAABY!

This season finale includes some iconic flashbacks, an incredibly touching scene between James and his mother (WHO IS ALSO SOBER!), and a nightmare visit from Baby Scheana, who is herself a nightmare.Later at TomTom, Kali empathizes with Danica, the gang attempts to squash their beefs, Sandoval establishes some boundaries, and Lisa gives Jax a much-needed ass kicking. 

Strain smoked this episode: Super Blue Dream by Kaidro, mystery strain by Hi Guys

 

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This week, we discuss dueling pool parties, Brittany's misplaced aggression, Jax's self-destructive tendencies, some delightfully shady editing, and the ways in which Max and Brett somehow continue to get worse. Stassi and Beau continue to be very cute and good, and Katie is stoned out of her goddamn mind (we LOVE to see it)! Later, Evan treats us to a DBT corner to talk about emotional crisis survival skills, we celebrate James for the third week in a row, and we continue to stan an unfurnished home.

 

Strains smoked this episode: Dutch Treat by Columbia Naturals, Cereal Milk by Kush Brothers

 

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Grab your bong and come along as we discuss "Mercury in Gatorade," an episode full of quotables and rage texts.

Scheana releases a new music video (which is pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be), Sandoval is better than Jax, and Brett attempts to unseat Charli as Least Interesting Cast Member by introducing a storyline about his hair. James and Raquel fill our cold dead hearts with joy (pink cutlery! kitchen pep talks!), and Lisa gives James a thousandth chance.

Later, Max hosts a well-intentioned but poorly planned event, Scheana brings enough string cheese for the whole group (bless her), and we get some context for Jax's shitty behavior.

We also discuss doing things "for science," the hierarchy of string cheese, the prospect of an autumnal season of Vanderpump Rules, and we stan Ariana and Sandoval's unfurnished house.

 

Strains smoked this episode: Coastal Fog by Elevation, Strawberry Banana by Lazy Bee

 

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Y'all, this episode was truly a dream! We are so excited about James' sobriety! And the perfect amount of time is devoted to Stassi and Beau getting engaged! Evan cried! Schwartz is finally his best self, and Brittany is cartoonishly envious of the engagement party at Villa Rosa. Later, the staff of Sur goes head to head in a softball game against a smattering of Tom Tom employees, and their spouses, and James Kennedy (who continues to fucking kill it, by the way). Ariana breaks her face, but manages to remain the most graceful person on the show.

 

Strain smoked this episode: Coastal Fog by Elevation, It's Gelato by Cannavore

 

 

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It's a double episode! First we touch on everything that mattered last week: Brett actually tried to have a semi-adult conversation with Max, Katie and Schwartz got married...again, and (perhaps most notably) Raquel is gettin' good dick, which we applaud!

This week, Scheana continues to be the wildest gift giver and the messiest human, but surprisingly we find ourselves rooting for her all the same. We also discuss the core cast's pregnancy pact and contemplate the absolute horrorshow that would be. Later, James does a good job, Evan offers an unexpected solution to Peter's Hair Problem (tm), and the ill-advised Witches of Weho wine night goes just about as well as you'd expect. We also dive into everyone's astrological charts, with mostly unsurprising results.

 

Strains smoked this episode: Coastal Fog by Elevation / Lemon OG by Hi Guys

We may be a Vanderpump Rules podcast, but this week Real Housewives of New York brings most of the highlights. From Dorinda's haircut, the sexual tension between Leah and Tinsley, our inexplicable sense of allegiance to Luann, NY is bringing the joy that Vanderpump is not. We also discuss how restaurant closures in NYC affect the city's overall worth (RIP Piece of Chicken).

Later, we lament Scheana's continued struggle to....well, do anything. We also offer Tom Shchwartz some words of tough love, and discuss the continued astrological complexities of Kristen's relationships. 

Also, Raquel is THRIVING in this episode, which we...love to see? I guess? The Wee Pirate Peter remains incredibly distressing, and Brett remains atrocious at dates, this time at the expense of Dayna. Next week, we look forward to the possibility of watching a proposal we already saw on Instagram (although let's be real, we're going to love it). 

 

Strains smoked this episode: God's Gift by Elevation and Jack 28 by Elevation

This week Evan and Kali take to Zoom once again to discuss the turning point of our relationship to Raquel, praise the Toms' unique gift-giving abilities, and of course, to ask: does anyone on Vanderpump Rules know what a prank is?

While attempting to celebrate Jax's birthday, Tom Sandoval manages to mostly just create yard work, Max is irritatingly and inexplicably present, and Randall (perhaps predictably) doesn’t understand how triggering cops can be.

Lighter topics of conversation include our towel and fabric preferences, the appropriate way to incorporate Scheana Marie into your YouTube content, Kali's ideal Build-a-Bear scenario, and Brittany's cute jumpsuit.

We also speculate where “on the East Coast” Scheana has performed, confuse an 80s theme for an 80th birthday, and we’re looking for anyone who can make custom rubber masks (unrelated). 

 

Strains smoked this episode: God's Gift by Elevation, Jack 28 by Elevation   

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This week it's Corona Rules while we record remotely with National Treasure Madelaine Figueroa (@madfigz). We all agree that Brian Moylan deserves a Pulitzer and the editors at Evolution Media deserve an Emmy. 

In this episode, Kali goes on a semi-inspirational rant about people on the show and off fundamentally misunderstanding scenes (and tweets), while Evan fills us in on the latest from Trisha Paytas. Later, we discuss Raquel and Lala, and Kali speculates as to whether she herself is, at heart, a true idiot. 

 

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Strains smoked this episode: God's Gift by Elevation, Super Silver Lemon Haze by Bondi Farms