Night Classy

We are feeling lucky! Kat covers the concept of luck along with some charms, rituals, and superstitions. Remember, never eat a plain egg puck, lest you be cursed with 100 years of infidelity. Next, Hayley teaches a lesson on Ty Warner, the creator of Beanie Babies. We all owe a big thank you to Hayley and her midwestern brethren for making Beanie Babies happen, and our past selves a kick in the pants for donating all of them to Goodwill. Think of the Juicy Couture tracksuits we could have bought with the profits!

https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Try BetterMorning by going to www.trybetterbrand.com. Enter promo code NIGHTCLASSY for 30% off your order!

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

This week, we realize the best way of practicing humility is to use your collection of ancient artifacts as tiles on your bathroom floor. Or if you own Hobby Lobby, you can just craft that shit up yourself. But that makes too much sense and involves too little scandal! Next, Kat adds injury to death. If you must die, die in The Alnwick Poison Garden where all your goth dreams will come true. In this garden of death, you'll find the world's most lethal botany. First, they're sweet, then they're sour, then they make you go blind.

Support the brands that support us! Use code NIGHTCLASSY for 30% off your order of BetterMorning at trybetterbrand.com

https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

This week, we're drinking a tantalizing mixture of brandy, egg whites and rat poison- sponsored by The Olympics! Just kidding, but also not kidding, because the 1904 Olympics was exactly that wild. Think- a poodle-clipping competition won by Avril Lafoule wild. Next, Hayley explains why depressed millennials are obsessed with their pets and what happens when they go too far. And we experience a historic re-teaching moment about one very famous aristocat.

Support the brands that support us! Use code NIGHTCLASSY for 30% off your order of BetterMorning at trybetterbrand.com

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Fact: family annihilators all have golden retrievers and live in cookie-cutter neighborhoods. But that would never happen in a Disney-created town, right? RIGHT?! Listen to Hayley's lesson on the creepy happenings in the town of Celebration, Florida and maybe you'll end up hating Mickey Mouse too. Or if you'd rather keep the magic alive, you can skip right to Kat's lesson. It's ~out of this world~ Kat teaches us about the red planet that is red. It's boiling hot and toxic as fuck. Would you "swipe right" on a lesson about life on Mars?! After this lesson, you too can be a hoe for science... maybe even a "know" for science!

Follow @SilvrIsKee and @BTNTuune on social media to keep up with their journey to raise money and help houseless people around the country.

https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Kat's a true crime bitch this week and covers Gary Ridgeway, The Green River Killer. Much like Gary, we don't like necrophilia, but unlike him, we don't do it. Then, oh good, more trauma! Hayley introduces us to a group of people even more outlandish than flat earthers: hollow earthers! Here, we learn that the earth is not filled with "ligwah macquid," but rather grape flavored thrifty vegetables. Honestly, just call us Rush Limbaugh because we kinda believe it.

https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Kat simultaneously teaches the history of beauty pageants and makes the distinction that Greek mythology is NOT history. You don't have to be an undercover cop to participate in beauty pageants but you must use a critical lens when reviewing the misogynistic and racist past of these programs. If traditional pageantry doesn't tickle your fancy, look out for Night Classy's very own witch-themed pageant (disclaimer: must own cat to enter)! Next, Hayley covers the creepy details of The Welles House and gets shamed for never having seen The Amityville Horror. Kat definitely welcomed a ghost into her body so you'll want to settle in and dawn your best ghost-hunting gear (ie: 24-inch sword and brass knuckles?) for this one.

Check out Patreon and social media below:

https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Hayley schools us on sex in Ancient Egypt… Good news: if you were single, you had nothing to lose! (Not even your virginity.) We've concluded that God IS a woman and she IS a milky-breasted vampire. Have you used "consex" clues to decipher the topic this week? If not, Kat can help further with her lesson on animal mating rituals. Turns out, there are some problematic practices in the animal kingdom. #YesAllFish. Oh, and don't forget to check your throat for sea slugs and squid heads!

Head over to Patreon to support Night Classy and gain access to extra content!

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Kat teaches a lesson on last meals, or "special meals," of death row inmates. Learn about the history and psychology behind the practice of last meals, and remember to order the "last meal special" next time you're at Starbucks! Next, we hit the motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode when Hayley covers the practice of hacking. We promise this lesson is at least 10 times more interesting than a model train racing competition.

https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Holly covers the case of a Florida man on a power trip. The Pasco County sheriff's office has been surveilling and harassing its residents on the basis of arbitrary scores that "predict" how likely they are to commit a future crime. IT JUST MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL. Next, Claudia teaches a lesson on the case that has been called "the second Dyatlov Pass Incident." Is it a creepy pasta? Is this Blue Adept round two? No!!! And stop asking!!!

Support the brands who support us!

For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy.

https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021

Hayley delivers a history lesson this week on 15th century mercenary, Gotz Von Berlichingen. Berlichen enjoyed fighting people, fighting cities, fighting countries, fighting Chipotle, ruling with an iron fist, and most of all, having his ass kissed. Next, Kat teaches a lesson on the catalyst of the modern day LGBTQIA+ rights movement and the reason we have pride parades: Stonewall. Happy pride everybody, and thank you to the brave folks at Stonewall who made Pride Month possible!

This Pride Month, please consider making a donation to one of the following organizations:

www.hrc.org

thetrevorproject.org

blacktrans.org

Support the brands who support us!

For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy.

Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021