Night Classy

This episode starts out sweet, then gets a little salty! Kat teaches a lesson on candy; ancient candy, Halloween candy, sex store candy.. All the candy! Then, Hayley tells us about Torajan funerals and how dying really isn't so bad. You get a tan, lose some weight, get a cool leather jacket, and are pulled up to heaven by a team of beautiful buffalo. Or rats if you're ballin' on a budget.

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Hayley teaches a lesson on the world's longest documented penis. JUST KIDDING. She teaches a lesson on the world's first meme! Or is it me-me? Next, Kat wants you to know that not all MAGA freaks are Evangelical Christians who worship sky daddy. There is a sizable population of white supremacist pagans who are terrorists on the streets and polytheistic in the sheets.

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Kat teaches a lesson on the "Bling Ring," a group of rich teenagers who repeatedly robbed the homes of celebrities including Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and fashion icon Lindsay Lohan. We aren't saying we want to steal from Hilary Duff, but we are saying we want to take selfies in her bathroom. Then, Hayley tells us all about frenemies Elvis Presley and Jerry Lee Lewis. Did Jerry Lee show up at Graceland with a gun? Or was it just his knee bulge?

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Hayley tells the original story behind Disney's The Little Mermaid, and we spot the differences and the symbolism. Does the surface of the ocean mean sex? Is the red garden her pubes? Probably. Then, Kat presents the wild origin story of Rainforest Cafe. Rainforest Cafe is not a 'just the tip' kind of operation. It's the whole shaft.

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Kat describes the incredible lives of Krista and Tatiana Hogan, a set of craniopagus twins with the ability to read each other's thoughts and move each other's limbs. Meanwhile, Kat displays her inability to properly pronounce "conjoined." Then, sorry to everyone who owns a pair of sequin mouse ears, Hayley teaches us that Disney actually sucks.

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Welcome to our sort-of-Christmas-themed episode! Christmas Eve is mentioned and so is snow! Hayley tells the story of Agatha Christie and how she was 100% that bitch who Gone Girl-ed herself. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on mountain daddies AKA yetis.

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Hayley presents the broad history of thongs, starting with Otzi The Iceman's loincloth and ending with Monica Lewinsky's whale tale. Gone are the dark days of panty lines- no offense to panty lines. Next, Kat teaches a lesson on the human sense of smell. It turns out we can smell emotions, danger, and whether or not we're in a Target.

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Hayley teaches a lesson that combines our two favorite talking points: ghosts and The Bachelorette! Last week, Queen Tayshia and a man who shall not be named went on a ghost hunting date at the La Quinta (it's a pun!) Resort, and naturally we needed all the background deets behind this "creepy detail." Then, Kat exposes Patrice Wilson, the man behind Rebecca Black's hit song Friday, as the disgusto barfo creep that he is. He really likes Chinese food and eleven-year-old girls.

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Kat is a hoe hoe hoe for the holidays and teaches the legends behind all of your favorite Christmas creatures. You SHOULD fear. Belsnickel is here. Next, Hayley tells the story of singer Claudine Longet. Claudine loved to ski and also loved murdering. We aren't sure which is worse.

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Listen up hotties, this week Hayley teaches a lesson on Megan Thee Stallion's rise to fame. Meg is a rapper, absolutely NOT a "rappist," much like her friend "Missy Thee Elliott." One hour later, grab your bucket and your mop so Kat can tell you about Stephen Hillenburg and his best-known creation: SpongeBob SquarePants. This episode is brought to you by an entire fifth of vodka- so buckle up.

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