Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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July 23, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 22, 2025
Trump’s yelling treason, the EPA’s axing science, and Mike Johnson ran from the Epstein files like they were on fire. NOAA’s losing weather balloons, the Wall Street Journal got booted from the White House, and Obama’s officially had enough of this nonsense. It’s Tuesday tantrum time with Theo Jesterfield on Nightly News Roundup, the podcast for people who love to hate the news and hate to love it. Listen now before NOAA loses the forecast for your soul.
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July 22, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 21, 2025
Trump posts a fake Obama arrest video, attacks Adam Schiff (again), drags Samantha Power into his nonsense, and demands we bring back the Redskins name — all while dodging Epstein questions. Speaker Johnson folds like a lawn chair. DeSantis blames “media bias” for flopping in Iowa. RFK Jr. links vaccines to climate change because tinfoil isn’t just for hats anymore. Elon Musk casually admits fraud. Clarence Thomas forgets to report another billionaire-funded vacation.
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July 19, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 18, 2025
FBI agents flagged Epstein-Trump files like biohazard warnings, DOJ cracks open grand jury records on Trump’s orders, and Paramount sacrifices Colbert to keep FCC regulators off their backs. Plus: Congress axes PBS, Trump signs crypto into law, pollution is back on the menu, protesters hit the streets, and Trump launches a nuclear-grade hissy fit at the Murdoch family after The Wall Street Journal hurts his feelings.
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July 17, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 17, 2025
Trump dodges Epstein accountability, DOJ raids voter files, mass “Good Trouble” marches hit the nation, and a clean-energy power grab forces windmills into royal approval. All this with Theo Jesterfield’s signature offensive cynicism.
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July 17, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 16, 2025
Texas floods kill over 130—but GOP priorities? Redrawing maps, banning bathrooms, and gutting climate science. Trump toys with firing the Fed chair while markets spiral. Inflation climbs. NOAA’s climate forecasts? Axed. America’s drowning in more than water.

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July 16, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 15, 2025
Obama scolds Democrats, Congress buries Epstein’s secrets, NYC subway becomes Atlantis, Cal Raleigh hits bombs, Republicans declare war on woke (again), the DoD is going to use Musk's Hitler-infatuated AI, and Wall Street fears climate change might hurt the real victims: profits.
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July 15, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 14, 2025
Trump hijacks a soccer trophy and calls it a win for America, Texas braces for more floods while infrastructure remains theoretical, and tariffs slam into Mexico and the EU because revenge is the only currency left. Russia blames us for Ukraine’s latest attack, China finally admits it’s backing Putin, and protesters flood Trump Tower to remind everyone that ICE raids and anti-LGBTQ+ policies didn’t go out of style, just underground.
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July 11, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 11, 2025
Trump blames dead Texans on inquisitive reporters, Canada gets slapped with economic maple spankings, and the State Department gets the guillotine. Also: America keeps shipping guns like it’s Amazon Prime Day for proxy wars. And Gallup says we finally like immigrants now. Weird. It’s NNR — your Friday fix of feral satire, constitutional hangovers, and the faint smell of burning democracy.

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July 11, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 10, 2025
Trump’s birthright order gets blocked, veterans are shooting at weather radar, and Netanyahu wants to give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize. Meanwhile, $80M in refunds vanish into bank vaults, the FBI's strapping agents to loyalty polygraphs, and Elon Musk founds his own political party with AI tanks and birthrate mandates. Plus: Brazil gets tariffed, the USDA kills equity, and America slides further into parody.
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July 10, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for July 9, 2025
Flies from the sky, measles in the streets, and a chatbot goes Nazi: just another Wednesday in the terminal phase of empire.
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FAQs about Nightly News Roundup:

How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?

The podcast currently has 310 episodes available.