Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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May 09, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for May 8, 2025
More than one billion Catholics around the world have a new Pope, a woke, liberal, Marxist, Trump posted about his plan of a deal with the U.K., Whiskey Leaks Pete Hegseth posted an anti-trans videos and offered voluntary separation, meanwhile the involuntary separation of jets from the aircraft carrier Truman was not discussed. India and Pakistan are in the largest dogfight since WWII, the FBI director showed up to his budget meeting without a budget, and Trump pulled his surgeon general pick.
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May 08, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for May 7, 2025
Pete Kegsbreath made a personal decision to stop an arms shipment to Ukraine, Marjorie Taylor Greene's political career could be in deep shit, the Federal Reserve sounds the alarm over Trump's economy, Pakistan and India are dropping jets from the ski, the Trump administration also shut down the CDC infection control committee, and NH state GOP representative thinks teenage girls are ripe and fertile.
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May 07, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for May 6, 2025
The Secretary of Defense posed a video of himself bragging about ending vaccine requirements, ranting about climate change, and OF COURSE transgender people in the service. Trump said something batshit crazy during a serious meeting, then ordered the DOJ to free a woman serving time for tampering with voting machines. All that and India and Pakistan are threatening nuclear war.
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May 05, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for May 5, 2025
Trump wants to offer a cool grand to illegal immigrants to leave the U.S., AND he wants to reopen Alcatraz, AND he's big mad at the Wall Street Journal, a wildly respected newspaper founded on capitalistic and conservative values, for asking questions. He's also big mad at 60 Minutes, because of course he is. Oil and natural gas are leaking steadily into the Gulf of Mexico, and Trump announced he wants to put tariffs on foreign films.
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May 02, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for May 2, 2025
White House advisor, human Halloween decoration, and part-time Nazi Stephen Miller and his conservative think tank are suing Chief Justice John Roberts for control of all federal courts, and Trump effectively ended Veterans Day and replaced it with Victory in World War I. We also compare the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence to Trump's administration.
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May 02, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for May 1, 2025
Trump fired Mike Waltz as his national security advisor, then rehired him as his UN ambassador, then made Marco Rubio his security advisor AND the Secretary of State, Pete Kegsbreath threaten Iran with war in ALL CAPS. Then Trump said anyone buying oil from Iran can't do business with the U.S., and RFK Jr. said he's going to put an end to chemtrails.
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April 30, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 30, 2025
ABC's Terry Moran took Trump to task, Trump then tried to pin the struggling economy on Joe Biden while ignoring his tariff war, Arkansas formally recognized Judea and Samaria while also drowning in the aftermath of a biblical flood, Whiskey Leaks Pete has hired a former Fox producer to be his aide, and Elon Musk has left the White House.
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April 30, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 29, 2025
DUI hire Pete Hegseth plans to eliminate the Women, Peace, and Security program at the Pentagon, Trump demanded the Justice and Defense Departments find a way to place military members with local law enforcement to prevent crime, empty cargo ships are arriving at American ports which means shelves will empty out soon as well, MAGA moved to block inquiries into the Signal App scandal, and yet another nationwide protest is planned for May 1.
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April 28, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 28, 2025
The White House hints they want the DOJ to arrest judges, ICE is now walking into homes without warrants, Trump says he rules the world, a House Representative has introduced articles of impeachment, and DOGE has access to nuclear systems. Hooray!
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April 26, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 25, 2025
Trump has reinstated potentially thousands of student visa applications, causing characteristic chaos, then he trashed not one but two trade agreements he personally signed, Whiskey Leaks denied confirmed reports of his makeup room, then ranted about tampons. The FBI arrested a Wisconsin judge, and then the nation's top cop declared they're coming after judges who don't agree with them. All that and measles and E. coli are running wild.
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FAQs about Nightly News Roundup:

How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?

The podcast currently has 310 episodes available.