Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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April 25, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 24, 2025
Trump 2028 merchandise is now available for purchase. Buy that garbage now before tariffs make that shit unaffordable. A Trump-appointed judge ordered the returns of a migrant mistakenly sent to an El Salvador prison, the Ketamine Kid Elon Musk announced he's stepping back from DOGE to handle his fucked up Tesla company, and Whiskey Leaks' Pete Hegseth's chief of staff is stepping down. We were THIS close!
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April 24, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 23, 2025
Trump walks back his tough tariff talk with China, then his press secretary walked back those remarks, Whiskey Leaks Hegseth ordered a hair and make-up room in the Pentagon for his press briefings and his selfies in the group chat, Fox News announced the only President to poll worse than Trump in his first 100 days is Trump in his second first 100 days, Arkansas MAGA politicians who voted against socialism are now pleading for that sweet, sweet socialism, and dozens of states are now prosecuting the Trump Admin for their tariff policies.
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April 23, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 22, 2025
Trump revoked Colombian President Gustavo Petro's visa, Hegseth said leakers who leak that he leaks will be prosecuted, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is in deep shit for siphoning campaign funds, 60 Minutes' executive producer hangs it up, Dakota State University wants to give Kristi Noem an honorary doctorate, RFK Jr. wants to build a registry of autistic people because he's a gross beast, and we pay tribute to Pat Tillman.
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April 21, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 21, 2025
DUI hire Pete Hegseth is reportedly on his way out as Secretary of Defense, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was victimized as her purse with all her ID and three grand in cash was swiped, Trump announced he's "bringing religion back" during a corporate-sponsored Easter event on the White House lawn, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum handed 500 million acres of public land over to an oil tycoon. All that and a sports desk!
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April 18, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 18, 2025
DOGE is likely siphoning funds from cancelled jobs into their own pockets, the Feds are looking to sell sacred Apache land to a Chinese mining company, RFK Jr. moves to close an advisory committee on genetic illnesses in newborns, Ukraine signs minerals deal and the U.S. ends peace talks, and we offer up an NNR-style tribute on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.
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April 18, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 17, 2025
Trump’s senior director of counterterrorism says citizens who are demanding due process are aiding and abetting terrorism, Elon Musk says he has autism and RFK Jr. says people with autism can't use toilets on their own, ICE detains a U.S. citizen who has a birth certificate and Social Security card, and gun violence is back in the news.
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April 17, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 16, 2025
Sen. Van Hollen gets denied a site visit with Abrego Garcia, Dr. Oz debuts new Shaggy haircut, DUI hire Pete Hegseth says he's ready to blow the hell out of Iran, a federal judge issued a two-week ordered for the DOJ to prove they're not in contempt, My Pillow punk Mike Lindell says he's fucked, hacker collective Anonymous releases 10 terabytes of Russian-paid assets, and I might go to jail tomorrow.
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April 16, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 15, 2025
The VP fumbles the ball, ICE admits they have the wrong guy and arrests him anyway, Trump is caught on camera telling the president of El Salvador he wants to send "homegrown" citizens to prison, a Trump stooge says Trump is fully in the right having the DOJ investigate his haters because the Supreme Court says he has immunity, the human form of Mad Cow Disease is spreading in Oregon, and Measles continues to populate the South.
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April 15, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 14, 2025
And we have a Constitutional crisis! Trump sided with the El Salvadoran president against the Supreme Court of the United States, then later publically mentioned that it's time to deport home-grown citizens, tariffs are becoming less and less important as the threat of nuclear war rises, Jeff Bezos launched an all-woman crew into space inside a giant dick, and White House, surprise surprise, ignored another Supreme Court order!
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April 12, 2025 Nightly News Roundup for April 11, 2025
RFK Jr. pledged to discover the cause of autism by September, Trump mulls over giving every Greenlander 10 grand to leave, the DOJ ignores a rare unanimous Supreme Court ruling, fund managers are worried Trump might actually be insane, and the NYPD is looking for a man who performed sex acts on a corpse.
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The podcast currently has 310 episodes available.