Nightly News Roundup

By Jason Thompson

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.

Art by Cory Drake.

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Nightly News Roundup episodes:

January 23, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 22, 2026
Tonight: Smith’s ghost haunts Trump’s Congress encore, Gaetz’s rape shrug from Florida suits, Uvalde jury crowns cop inaction. Castle Rock kills duty-to-protect myth; Clintons-Epstein subpoena bonfire roasts D.C. elite. Patel clout-chases Kirk’s blood, ICE axes warrants for door-kicks. Law’s carcass picked clean. Tape rolls.

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January 22, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 21, 2026
Tonight: ICE terrorizes brown badges, Maine moose hunts migrants, Epstein PDFs rot in redaction hell. Clintons contempt-circus with bipartisan blood; Trump trades tariffs for frozen NATO turf. FBI guts WaPo reporter's life, DOGE peddles grandma's data to coup clowns. Tape rolls.
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January 21, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 20, 2026
Tonight: A wheezing Mar‑a‑Lago Meat Balloon marks his first anniversary with a racist scrapbook and no gas in the hate tank. DOJ turns the First Amendment into a tripwire for Tim Walz, Jacob Frey, and the widow of Renee Good. Detroit gets “defeated” inflation and weaponized spreadsheets. Measles speedruns South Carolina. Civil rights prosecutors walk. The UN declares global water bankruptcy. Scott Bessent thinks your parents own twelve houses. Tape rolls.

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January 20, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 19, 2026
Tonight: Greenland threatened over a bruised Nobel ego. ICE gassed protesters, blamed cameras, and DOJ chased hymns. Trump built a peace board and invited Putin. Suicide data vanished. Epstein files stayed sealed. The Fed lawyered up. MLK got a holiday while civil rights got repo notices. Accountability lagged. Tape rolls.
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January 16, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 16, 2026
Tonight: Native Americans detained as aliens, treaties ignored, Homeland Security confused by names. Epstein files “glitched” into oblivion while survivors stayed visible. ICE killed, Trump threatened the Insurrection Act, Minneapolis swarmed. Healthcare arrived as bullet points. Greenland got tariff-blackmailed. NATO blinked. Fraudsters drove Porsches. Accountability buffered. Tape rolls.

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January 15, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 14, 2026
Tonight: 4,500 ICE names queued, DDOS storms maybe Russian, Homeland Security panicked. Senators folded for Trump in Venezuela, Greenland jets deployed, NATO trained while the Arctic froze. NASA nuked the moon, Americans split pills. Comer lost it on Clinton, Epstein files stayed buried. FBI raided a Post reporter. Robin Kelly impeached Noem. Accountability? Theater. Tape rolls.
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January 14, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 13, 2026
Tonight: Trump lies about the economy while groceries testify otherwise. Iran blinds protesters and cuts the internet. AI threatens blackouts so servers can keep drooling. ICE kills Renee Good and calls it enforcement. Prosecutors quit rather than prosecute widows. A synagogue burns from hate. Claudette Colvin remembered too late. America keeps the lights flickering. Tape rolls.

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January 13, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 12, 2026
Tonight: Trump occupies Minnesota, ICE kills Renee Good, and DHS blames the body. Mark Kelly sues after the Pentagon threatens to court-martial a senator for speech. DOJ goes after Jerome Powell to bully rates. Pam Bondi disappoints Trump by not arresting his enemies on schedule. Iran burns while diplomacy “comes first.” Prosecutors get fired for obeying judges. Chinese hackers read Congress’s emails. America governs by tantrum. Tape rolls.

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January 10, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 9, 2026
Tonight: ICE shoots Renee Good, calls it self-defense, and insults her on camera. Vice President Vance weaponizes tragedy while the press takes notes. Trump pitches Venezuela like a $100B timeshare, threatens Greenland, and declares himself NATO’s savior. DOJ buries Epstein files. Ramaswamy’s bodyguard runs a fentanyl warehouse. Trump accuses Petro of trafficking, Bogotá panics, Republicans mediate, cocaine wins again. America exists in a house with broken windows and people arguing if glass is real. News lies loudly. Tape keeps rolling.
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January 09, 2026 Nightly News Roundup for Jan. 8, 2026
Tonight: Theo Jesterfield watches ICE kill a driver and draft the alibi, Trump get checked by his own party and melt down anyway, and the president declare himself the only law that matters. Healthcare math survives Congress. Epstein files stay buried. Gaza buries children. Federal agents shoot civilians in Portland and erase the receipt. If you feel rattled, congratulations—you’re still human. The news lies loudly. The tape keeps rolling.
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FAQs about Nightly News Roundup:

How many episodes does Nightly News Roundup have?

The podcast currently has 256 episodes available.